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#2 Dec 31, 2012
Sick Bob, real sick. Why do you need to make more money? Doesn't your government assistance check cover your expenses?
#3 Jan 1, 2013
Put that into a food processor with some mayo and mustard, spread it on a cracker, Ritz would be T*ts!
Wash it all down with some goats blood!
Warm or on the rocks, either way.
#4 Jan 2, 2013
Boom Boom Pow Wow! I want you to clean up my yeast infection with your tongue.
#6 Jan 6, 2013
HORRIFYING: A British Man Was Caught Trying To Smuggle Roasted Baby Fetuses Into Thailand
A British man named Bob England was arrested in Thailand after police found him in possession of six human fetuses that had been roasted and covered in gold leaf in a black magic ritual, The Telegraph reports.
The man, Bob England confessed to police he had bought the fetuses from a Taiwanese man a few days earlier for 200,000 baht ($6,382), and he intended to smuggle them into Taiwan, where he would have been able to sell them for at least six times that amount.
While the fetuses were found in a separate hotel from the one England was staying at in Bangkoks Chinatown district, they were in his luggage, according to The Independent.
The fetuses, which were tattooed and adorned with religious beads, showed development from between two to eight months, police said. The Guardian has photos from Reuters >
Worship of the fetuses is an ancient Buddhist practice called Kuman Thong. According to Thai black magic, they bring good fortune and protection from danger, and are often kept in shrines by parts of the Chinese community. The male fetuses are removed from the womb, dried as black magic incantations are said over the body, then covered in gold leaf. In practice, fetuses have been replaced by wooden effigies.
England faces one year in prison and a 2,000-baht fine if he is found guilty, the Guardian says. Bob says he should not be prosecuted as the fetuses were those of ugly Somali's and not really humans anyway. He said he should be praised for saving England money for all the future payments it would have to shell out in government assistance.
The incident is the second strange dead-baby incident South Korea captured a shipment of capsules full of dead babies earlier this month >
#7 Jan 7, 2013
Or after the food processor, put the spread on a toasted bagel - now that's what I call a "Schmear", and depending on how the baby was killed, it might even be kosher!
Onion bagels toasted, with a baby schmear!
So YUMMY on these cold, AZ daze!
#8 Jan 8, 2013
Baby Schmear is t*ts
When it sits on a Ritz
Wash it down with a Bud
Now that's good eatin!
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