Where is Jonny the Troll?

Where is Jonny the Troll?

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sirreel

United States

#1 Jun 19, 2013
THE THREE BILLY-GOATS GRUFF.

Once on a time there were three Billy-goats, who were to go up to the hill-side to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff."
On the way up was a bridge over a burn they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great ugly Troll, with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.
So first of all came the youngest billy-goat Gruff to cross the bridge.
"Trip, trap! trip, trap!" went the bridge.
"Who's That tripping over my bridge?" roared the Troll.
"Oh, it is only I, the tiniest billy-goat Gruff; and I'm going up to the hill-side to make myself fat," said the billygoat, with such a small voice.
"Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said the Troll.
"Oh, no! pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the billy-goat; "wait a bit till the second billygoat Gruff comes, he's much bigger."
"Well, be off with you;" said the Troll.
A little while after came the second billy-goat Gruff to cross the bridge.
" Trip, Trap! Trip, Trap! Trip, Trap!" went the bridge.
"WHO'S THAT tripping over my bridge? " roared the Troll
"Oh, it's the second billy-goat Gruff, and I'm going up to the hill-side to make myself fat," said the billy-goat, who hadn't such a small voice.
"Now I'm coming to gobble you up," said the Troll.
"Oh, no! don't take me, wait a little till the big billy-goat Gruff comes, he's much bigger."
"Very well! be off with you," said the Troll.
But just then up came the big billy-goat Gruff.
"TRIP, TRAP! TRIP, TRAP! TRIP, TRAP!" went the bridge, for the billy-goat was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him.
"WHO'S THAT tramping over my bridge?" roared the Troll.
"IT'S I! THE BIG BILLY-GOAT GRUFF," said the billy-goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own.
"Now I'm coming to gobble you up," roared the Troll.
"Well, come along! I've got two spears,
And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
I've got besides two curling-stones,
And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones."
That was what the big billy-goat said; and so he flew at the Troll, and poked his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed him out into the burn, and after that he went up to the hill-side. There the billy-goats got so fat they were scarce able to walk home again; and if the fat hasn't fallen off them, why, they're still fat; and soŚ
"Snip, snap, snout.
This tale's told out."
Chief Davis

United States

#2 Jun 20, 2013
Am I going to have to come back to Freeburg and straighten out the shit that's going on there?
J Butts

United States

#3 Jun 20, 2013
Who cares where Jonnys at, where is Paul the plasterer at. Now there is a man after my own heart, I love politics almost as much as I love sweater vests.I know Paul knows politics he always took an interest in my class, but you did too Dave come to think of it.
Paul the plasterer

United States

#4 Jun 20, 2013
I,m still here Mr.Butts, I have been busy reading about all the dishonest judges and LAWYERS in St.Clair county. You just can't trust any one any more. I would not want to be a lawyer in St.Clair county right now.
sirreel

United States

#6 Jun 20, 2013
you get it, shrimp? you are the troll on the forum as to the troll under the bridge. always messing with people, acting tough. I am the big goat gruff calling your bluff.

"Now I'm coming to gobble you up," roared the Troll.
"Well, come along! I've got two spears,
And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
I've got besides two curling-stones,
And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones."

S'matter, twerp, rat got your tongue? No job got you down bunky? It should. You aren't good enough to be a cop - unreliable and untruthful. Take that ride, pedo-helper. all your problems will be over. need some hose?
Joe Davola

United States

#7 Jun 21, 2013
sic semper tyrannis
sirreel

United States

#8 Jun 21, 2013
Indeed.

Sic semper evello mortem Tyrannis.

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