What happens at Da Kernal's house whe...

What happens at Da Kernal's house when someone dials a wrong number?

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“I just sharted my free lunch”

Since: Aug 13

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#2 Nov 8, 2013
I think I found the church in Florida that keeps crank calling Da Kernal:

"The Koran was found guilty...."

http://youtu.be/XDmaFehshys
skook employee crusader

Pottsville, PA

#4 Nov 8, 2013
Update;
Just seen the col cruising in the political machine. He is out taking Pictures of EVERY Handicap sign .
You can bet HE WILL knock on doors to find out WHO it belongs to and if they are handicap.

Should have NEVER messed with the elections
Should have left him get in as mayor so he could be watched and distracted.

But NOOOOOOOO
had to put the tax monger muldowney in there??

Thanks skook , now NO ONE is safe from the insanity .

don't skook owe him lots of money for some issue long ago? PAY HIM OFF AND GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
WHAT? Its better than spending millions on lawsuits, lawyers , hearings, and having EVERY ONE in the county in the microscope.
Dirty by association !

Give the man his money , let him buy his rv and go campaign for president . he leaves the county! and goes wasting his time and blowing his money !
be bop a scoobi do

Selinsgrove, PA

#5 Nov 8, 2013
skook employee crusader wrote:
Update;
Just seen the col cruising in the political machine. He is out taking Pictures of EVERY Handicap sign .
You can bet HE WILL knock on doors to find out WHO it belongs to and if they are handicap.
Should have NEVER messed with the elections
Should have left him get in as mayor so he could be watched and distracted.
But NOOOOOOOO
had to put the tax monger muldowney in there??
Thanks skook , now NO ONE is safe from the insanity .
don't skook owe him lots of money for some issue long ago? PAY HIM OFF AND GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
WHAT? Its better than spending millions on lawsuits, lawyers , hearings, and having EVERY ONE in the county in the microscope.
Dirty by association !
Give the man his money , let him buy his rv and go campaign for president . he leaves the county! and goes wasting his time and blowing his money !
so you looked in a mirror. cool!
White trash expert

Chambersburg, PA

#6 Nov 9, 2013
White people litigate. White trash people settle out of court.

At least once in each white trash person's life, his or her ship comes in. Be it a slip and fall at Wal-Mart or a food poisoning claim from Krystal, every white trash person in America will receive at least one large cash legal settlement. This payment is known in white trash circles as a "settlement check."

White trash people are almost always, "waitin' on a settlement check." Specifically, in any given commercial situation, white trash people offer to the seller as a sort of collateral or credit rating enhancement, the information that, though Mr. White Trash's funds are temporarily depleted, a settlement check is imminent and all roadblocks to purchase will be cleared.

Once the settlement check arrives it is quickly spent, often on a pit bull, a cell phone minute recharge, and additional rent to own furniture.
Mr Rent a Center

Selinsgrove, PA

#7 Nov 10, 2013
White trash expert wrote:
White people litigate. White trash people settle out of court.
At least once in each white trash person's life, his or her ship comes in. Be it a slip and fall at Wal-Mart or a food poisoning claim from Krystal, every white trash person in America will receive at least one large cash legal settlement. This payment is known in white trash circles as a "settlement check."
White trash people are almost always, "waitin' on a settlement check." Specifically, in any given commercial situation, white trash people offer to the seller as a sort of collateral or credit rating enhancement, the information that, though Mr. White Trash's funds are temporarily depleted, a settlement check is imminent and all roadblocks to purchase will be cleared.
Once the settlement check arrives it is quickly spent, often on a pit bull, a cell phone minute recharge, and additional rent to own furniture.
that is funny. I know a neighbor who constantly gets shit from Rent a Center. gets a cool stereo where once he pays it off, he will have paid three times what its worth. of course, he only makes the payments for about 2 months and then here come the guys to take it back. this goes on over and over. steroes,tvs,furniture,applianc es.in the end its all gone and nothing to show for the money he spent. he always said once he didn't like buying used. i guess he thinks everything from Rent a Center is coming to him straight out of the box.
Its All An Illusion

Pottsville, PA

#8 Nov 10, 2013
Just like the drug dealers! They don't care if they are busted , and the police seize everything, because NOTHING is theirs.
Just ask the drug dealers who deal at 1805 Norwegian or 1803 market or ask any Pottsville cop.
Ask RAC , Ask AARONS
How many times they take things in and take them back, lift things up and put them down. LOL

Just remember , This is the reason the sticker price is a shocker!
The reason Insurance companies charge so much.
So thank a cop for his ignorance and protecting the scum kids he has , supporting drugs.
Col 5P

Selinsgrove, PA

#9 Nov 10, 2013
Its All An Illusion wrote:
Just like the drug dealers! They don't care if they are busted , and the police seize everything, because NOTHING is theirs.
Just ask the drug dealers who deal at 1805 Norwegian or 1803 market or ask any Pottsville cop.
Ask RAC , Ask AARONS
How many times they take things in and take them back, lift things up and put them down. LOL
Just remember , This is the reason the sticker price is a shocker!
The reason Insurance companies charge so much.
So thank a cop for his ignorance and protecting the scum kids he has , supporting drugs.
dats our kernal. the cops, the corruption, the goons, the drugs, the gays, the watching,recording,reporting. yeah! in the end its all an illusion.
Its All An Illusion

Pottsville, PA

#10 Nov 10, 2013
Well If you are going to keep calling "me" the kernel, then I shall call you ......???
The pottsvile want to be's
Officer englert
officer Yoder
Officer LIE IN ALL ( the time)

Go check on your kids , the kernel is taking their pictures at the drug house 1803 market st and sending the pics (cars trucks plates and faces times dates ) to the DEA , ATF, HS, and FBI .

Sooner or later when they come for you three want to be's , you can pretend you are the colonel and say YOU are NUTS!????
SHARE A CELL with your kids and wife ! OHHHH
Col 5P

Selinsgrove, PA

#11 Nov 10, 2013
Its All An Illusion wrote:
Well If you are going to keep calling "me" the kernel, then I shall call you ......???
The pottsvile want to be's
Officer englert
officer Yoder
Officer LIE IN ALL ( the time)
Go check on your kids , the kernel is taking their pictures at the drug house 1803 market st and sending the pics (cars trucks plates and faces times dates ) to the DEA , ATF, HS, and FBI .
Sooner or later when they come for you three want to be's , you can pretend you are the colonel and say YOU are NUTS!????
SHARE A CELL with your kids and wife ! OHHHH
right on kernal! ranting and raving. accusing this one and that one. not a clue. i don't even know you personally. all i know is from what you post HERE. keep sending in your reports. im sure someone gets a good chuckle out of it. these agencies you keep sending info to, don't you think they check YOU out? im sure they got a file on you.
Its All An Illusion

Pottsville, PA

#12 Nov 10, 2013
I would think there is a "file" on everyone at some place or the other.
Who is on this topix site? Again I am sure that is KNOWN as well!
As far as "files" go, years and years of people complaining (not only 1 man, but many )
I am sure there IS files on ALL the cops, judges, politicians, and yes goons and squirrels too.
Col 5P

Selinsgrove, PA

#13 Nov 11, 2013
Its All An Illusion wrote:
I would think there is a "file" on everyone at some place or the other.
Who is on this topix site? Again I am sure that is KNOWN as well!
As far as "files" go, years and years of people complaining (not only 1 man, but many )
I am sure there IS files on ALL the cops, judges, politicians, and yes goons and squirrels too.
no. the only file is on YOU. those videos of you dancing on youtube are also on file.
Crazy NJ Driver

Port Carbon, PA

#14 Nov 30, 2013
So why is the curb painted blue outside the Kernals dump? And whats up with the disabled signs?

Funny stuff..
Dead Guy ND

Chambersburg, PA

#15 Nov 30, 2013
Crazy NJ Driver wrote:
So why is the curb painted blue outside the Kernals dump? And whats up with the disabled signs?
Funny stuff..
A blue curb means that only the mentally disabled can park in that spot.
Steven SeaGals

Selinsgrove, PA

#16 Nov 30, 2013
Dead Guy ND wrote:
<quoted text>
A blue curb means that only the mentally disabled can park in that spot.
no. a blue curb means official government business parking. if its dark blue that means super secret government business.
Next Door DG

Chambersburg, PA

#17 Nov 30, 2013
Steven SeaGals wrote:
<quoted text>
no. a blue curb means official government business parking. if its dark blue that means super secret government business.
In other words, it's reserved parking for delusional folks only.
Its All An Illusion

Pottsville, PA

#18 Dec 1, 2013
Just one observation !
The "colonel" NEVER parks in the blue??
Steven SeaGals

Selinsgrove, PA

#19 Dec 1, 2013
Its All An Illusion wrote:
Just one observation !
The "colonel" NEVER parks in the blue??
we know. he parks on the sidewalk so the neighbors can get paint on his vehicle. then he calls the cops and wants them arrested for "risking a catastrophe".
Steven SeaGals

Selinsgrove, PA

#20 Dec 1, 2013
skook employee crusader wrote:
Update;
Just seen the col cruising in the political machine. He is out taking Pictures of EVERY Handicap sign .
You can bet HE WILL knock on doors to find out WHO it belongs to and if they are handicap.
Should have NEVER messed with the elections
Should have left him get in as mayor so he could be watched and distracted.
But NOOOOOOOO
had to put the tax monger muldowney in there??
Thanks skook , now NO ONE is safe from the insanity .
don't skook owe him lots of money for some issue long ago? PAY HIM OFF AND GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
WHAT? Its better than spending millions on lawsuits, lawyers , hearings, and having EVERY ONE in the county in the microscope.
Dirty by association !
Give the man his money , let him buy his rv and go campaign for president . he leaves the county! and goes wasting his time and blowing his money !
how did all that work out for ya?
squirl gang leader

Womelsdorf, PA

#21 Dec 22, 2013
The kernal is a fraud he gets off on tranny porn and has over 9000 unnecessarily large dildos for a heterosexual male... This sick excuse for organic life started looking for teen porn after a young girl(who he spoke to often out of character) had moved in next to him with her parents... It seems to me his mochoman persona and militant retardation stem from sexual frustration this can be found evident in the possession of his penis pump as well as other needs he has and objects he feels detrimental to own... John Liptok... The colonal the hitman the politicion... The scumbag inbreeding modle of pottsville Pennsylvania... You my friend are Schuylkill county to the core
Clark Griswold

Chambersburg, PA

#22 Dec 23, 2013
Da Kernal reminds me a lot of my Cousin Eddie, minus the ragged out RV of course.

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