Kernal's concession speech
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#1 Nov 6, 2013
one local candidate gave his concession speech a little after 8 pm last night.Write in candidate, Da Kernal, conceeded he lost all races he was running for and that The Hot Tub Party would be disbanded due to green slime in the water.
"I would like to thank myself for the support I gave myself as well as thank myself for voting for myself.It was a close race, but in the end a new dog catcher was elected.Im sure if all the corruption wasn't rampant and the charges weren't forced on me I would have won."
The Kernal then shook hands with himself and patted himself on the back before turning on his illegal police lights and siren and driving to the Dollar General for an after party snack.
#2 Nov 6, 2013
Long live Da Kernal!!!!
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