Bathroom Poetry
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Hawthorn

Olive Branch, MS

#1 Jul 21, 2010
Here I sit
on the pooper
giving birth
to another state trooper

Your turn
Neither here nor there

United States

#2 Jul 21, 2010
Flactuance really does mean
the crying out of a
lonely and imprisoned turd
The Beagle

Olive Branch, MS

#3 Jul 21, 2010
I sit here
all broken hearted
I've tried to crap
but only farted
stood and walked away
and then I sharted
The Beagle

Olive Branch, MS

#4 Jul 22, 2010
Phooey. No one has a sense of humor
haha

Manchester, TN

#5 Jul 22, 2010
If you sprinkle while you tinkle,
be a sweetie and wipe the seatie !!
Quantum Leap

Lexington, TN

#6 Jul 22, 2010
There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat.
George Gordon

United States

#7 Jul 22, 2010
Look, I know this isn't following the bathroom poetry theme, but I just have to share:

Forth rode the mighty thunder god
Upon his snow-white filly
"I'm Thor!", he cried
His horse replied
"That's 'cos you forgot your thaddle, thilly..."

At least it's a limerick.
The Beagle

Olive Branch, MS

#8 Jul 23, 2010
George Gordon wrote:
Look, I know this isn't following the bathroom poetry theme, but I just have to share:
Forth rode the mighty thunder god
Upon his snow-white filly
"I'm Thor!", he cried
His horse replied
"That's 'cos you forgot your thaddle, thilly..."
At least it's a limerick.
You get an "A-" for effort and a bop on the head for th epoem in general.
jaybee

United States

#9 Sep 17, 2010
They paint these walls to cover my pen
but the bathroom bandit strikes again!!!

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#10 Sep 17, 2010
For a Good Time Call (Insert Phone Number Here).
lucky

United States

#11 Sep 18, 2010
two rules that apply as you go though life. never widdle towards your self. and never pee in the wind.
slippery

United States

#12 Sep 18, 2010
i live in a'ville and sell waterslides
you only have to be 42" to ride
i have step daughters that give it out free
they learned from the best.....little ole'me!
Iheard

Manchester, TN

#13 Sep 18, 2010
heres to the ladies panties black
with the furry winking crack
when they smile they smile so sweet
they make things stand that have no feet.

Since: Sep 10

Savannah,tn

#14 Sep 18, 2010
There was an old man from Kent
Who's thang was so long that it bent.
With out any trouble,he put it in double
And instead of coming...he went.
Enid Strict

Kingsport, TN

#15 Sep 18, 2010
some people come here to take a shit................i came here to leave one
cornbread

United States

#16 Sep 18, 2010
(boys) do like pop and not like sis raise the lead before you piss
A Funny

Johnson City, TN

#17 Sep 18, 2010
Here I sit in deadly vapor
Some damn sole has stole the paper
How much longer must I linger
Before I'm forced to use my finger
knowledge

Jackson, TN

#18 Sep 18, 2010
Maw is outside hangin' up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen. Maw walks in and says, "Paw, get out there and fix that there outhouse seat." Paw says, "All right, Maw." Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse seat!" Maw says, "Yes, there is. Put your head down in the hole." Paw says "I ain't puttin' my head in that there hole!" Maw says, "Well you're gonna have to if'n you're gonna fix the problem!"
Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit mind ya) and he hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse seat!" Maw hollers, "Now pull your head out of the hole." Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, my beard's stuck in the cracks in the seat!" Maw says ......... "Aggravatin', ain't it?"
catdog

Lexington, TN

#19 Sep 18, 2010
To his friend, Ned said, rather blue,
"My wife Edith just told me we're through,
For she says I'm too fat."
And his friend told him that,
"You can't have your cake and Edith, too."
knowledge

Jackson, TN

#20 Sep 18, 2010
Here I sit on the Pooper
Giving Birth to another State Trooper

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