Kevin Sorbo Caught Masturbating at Co...

Kevin Sorbo Caught Masturbating at Coffee Bean in Brentwood

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Trabuco Canyon, CA

#1 Sep 15, 2009
Kevin sorbo Caught masturbating at Coffee shop in Brentwood- Sorbo Caught Jerking off at the coffee bean!!!!

Actor Kevin Sorbo was sitting around complaining that he had no work to do. He was quietly pissed off that he was just being considered a Britney Spears Promoter. he was whining that noone liked him

Nobody ever fucking liked him. Every one thought he was masturbater. Everyone thought he was a wash up with a stupid fucking show that just about everybody made fun of. Now this is where Kevin Sorbo Messed the fuck up.

This background actor walks up the coffees hop where Sorbo is sititing on the edge of LA in atown called brentwood, he orders croissant and sits down. Sorbo recognizes him and starts talking to himself about nothing about how he is a powerful promoter..

The guy doesnt order a drink. Sorbo calls the cops on him.
The cops come and ask himif he was masturbating and if he was exposing himself to little girls. He says no, i work on radio im studying to be an actor. The cop says i dont care if you're famous, and handcuffs him. The guy says i work on radio, and i deserve to be released, cop says you got a warrent youre being brought in.

Sorbo pulls out his dick and starts masturbating. Right at the coffee shop, outside, behind the glass where sat movie stars like actors an actresses before. Sorbo starts rubbing his dick at the table and pulling it out of his underpants. He exposes himself to two teenage girls who take off and call their mother. Sorbo then massage himself in front of a new arab parishoner and pulls his cock out in forntof the franchise and starts to rub it. People start screaming at him and running. Sorbo frieked out grabs his pants up and uns away after talking to himself about the porn he has on his laptop. his white shirt sticking out and he not being able to know where he was, in a suitable environment or not for what he was doing. noone knows if sorbo got in his car or if he ran with his feet back to his house supposedly on the edge of santa monica. Sorbo acquaints coffee shops all over northern santa monica and is a psychopath.

Some believe he has a genetic viewpoint and always call the cops on other people from show business
Haji Killer

Fillmore, CA

#2 Sep 19, 2009
Hercules Has finally gone Bat Shit

Suffolk, VA

#3 Sep 22, 2009
Haji Killer wrote:
Hercules Has finally gone Bat Shit
You are sick!!!!


#4 Sep 22, 2009
Can't even begin to imagine how boring or sad your life must be that you sit around making stuff like this up. Do something, anything is more productive than this.

Viamão, Brazil

#5 Sep 22, 2009
You have a big problem. Make yourself a favor and go to a psychiatrist.

Liverpool, NY

#6 Sep 22, 2009
That was sick! Get a JOB! Something with alittle more brain power.

Fillmore, CA

#7 Sep 23, 2009
This is a report from a local LA Paper.
Just reporting what happened.. He needs help..
Hercules is Batshit.
I stopped by the Starbucks in Question, the Barista said he didn't see him rub his nuts on a customers table, but did see his dick in his hand when he was ejected from the store. SMPD have the security tape.
Kevin is a Prime 5150 canidate

Canyon Country, CA

#8 Sep 4, 2012
You're an idiot. Learn how to spell and form sentences, so you can make some sense, instead of sounding like some little kid making shit up.

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