DBS: Boy with the Sofa Tattoo

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Reality Check

Scotts Valley, CA

#1 Jun 6, 2013
Has anyone read "Boy with the Sofa Tattoo" ????

It's about a fat, spoiled, trust fund baby named DBS who lays on his sofa so much he has a sofa shaped tattoo on his face and all over his body.

It's a good read.
DBS

San Jose, CA

#2 Jun 6, 2013
How'd the job search go today John?

I EARNED more before lunchtime, than you and FAT Pat combined have in the last TWENTY YEARS!!!!

Boy that "Freshly minted PHD" got you REAL FAR!!!!!
Illiterati

Santa Cruz, CA

#3 Jun 6, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
Has anyone read "Boy with the Sofa Tattoo" ????
It's about a fat, spoiled, trust fund baby named DBS who lays on his sofa so much he has a sofa shaped tattoo on his face and all over his body.
It's a good read.
It's a book so exclusive you won't find at any library or bookstore, or even Amazon.com , only existing in John Colby's imagination.
WooFs Sofa Tattoo

Santa Cruz, CA

#4 Jun 6, 2013
i thought you were pulling my chicken leg. WooF probably has a Sofa Tattoo painted on his Big Fat Obama Buck financed Azz.

http://www.casasugar.com/Guess-Who-Has-Sofa-T...
Reality Check

Foster City, CA

#5 Jul 10, 2013
WooFs Sofa Tattoo wrote:
i thought you were pulling my chicken leg. WooF probably has a Sofa Tattoo painted on his Big Fat Obama Buck financed Azz.
http://www.casasugar.com/Guess-Who-Has-Sofa-T...
Hahaha!!!!
TBSC Loon Alert

San Leandro, CA

#6 Oct 3, 2013
DBS must have that criss-cross pattern on his face pretty bad by now.

Why wont he get off the sofa!!!!
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#7 Oct 3, 2013
TBSC Loon Alert wrote:
DBS must have that criss-cross pattern on his face pretty bad by now.
Why wont he get off the sofa!!!!
Fail again LOSER!!!

I WORKED all day, and EARNED just under $300.

That more than you and FAT Pat combined, in the last TWENTY YEARS!!!
Lisa Lane

Fairfield, CA

#8 Oct 3, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
Has anyone read "Boy with the Sofa Tattoo" ????
It's about a fat, spoiled, trust fund baby named DBS who lays on his sofa so much he has a sofa shaped tattoo on his face and all over his body.
It's a good read.
That is so desperately funny ;0
Lisa Lane

Fairfield, CA

#9 Oct 3, 2013
WooFs Sofa Tattoo wrote:
i thought you were pulling my chicken leg. WooF probably has a Sofa Tattoo painted on his Big Fat Obama Buck financed Azz.
http://www.casasugar.com/Guess-Who-Has-Sofa-T...
You are so funny, who is Woof? What are Obama Bucks?
Eljer ColbyDung

Brooklyn, NY

#10 Oct 4, 2013
John ColbyLoon Alert wrote:
DBS must have that criss-cross pattern on his face pretty bad by now.
Why wont he get off the sofa!!!!
I just heard that the ¥-shaped "birthmark" on your chin, John is actually the impression left by FAT PAT's clam!

But then again you always accuse your critics as having YOUR failings..,
Elmer Colbshat

Santa Cruz, CA

#11 Oct 5, 2013
Eljer ColbyDung wrote:
<quoted text>
I just heard that the ¥-shaped "birthmark" on your chin, John is actually the impression left by FAT PAT's clam!
But then again you always accuse your critics as having YOUR failings..,
MORE......Ren and Stimpy porno as another smart poster might put it.
TBSC Loon DBS

Fremont, CA

#12 Oct 10, 2013
I wonder how much it would cost for DBS to have that sofa tattoo removed from the side of his face?

I'm sure there is plenty in his trust fund to cover it.

Botox would probably work and be fairly inexpensive.
DBS

Cupertino, CA

#13 Oct 10, 2013
TBSC Loon DBS wrote:
I wonder how much it would cost for DBS to have that sofa tattoo removed from the side of his face?
I'm sure there is plenty in his trust fund to cover it.
Botox would probably work and be fairly inexpensive.
Sure thing Lardass.

Except you've never seen my face, and I haven't got a Trustfund.

but keep telling the same stupid Lie, and maybe it will someday come true.
TBSC Troll DBS

Fremont, CA

#14 Oct 10, 2013
DBS wrote:
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Sure thing Lardass.
Except you've never seen my face, and I haven't got a Trustfund.
but keep telling the same stupid Lie, and maybe it will someday come true.
You are the one who has been lying, DBS.

About your wife.(thanks for that info, Donny!)

About your "retirement".

About Robert.

About your father.

Lying is all you do.
Trust Fund Baby DBS

Hayward, CA

#15 Dec 7, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
Has anyone read "Boy with the Sofa Tattoo" ????
It's about a fat, spoiled, trust fund baby named DBS who lays on his sofa so much he has a sofa shaped tattoo on his face and all over his body.
It's a good read.
I like the ending. You find out who bought DBS's house for him.
Trust Fund Baby DBS

Hayward, CA

#16 Dec 7, 2013
TBSC Troll DBS wrote:
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You are the one who has been lying, DBS.
About your wife.(thanks for that info, Donny!)
About your "retirement".
About Robert.
About your father.
Lying is all you do.
It was funny this week when Donny B told topix readers he lives on the same street as DBS.

Pro Tip......that means Donny lives in DBS's basement.
John E Colby

San Francisco, CA

#17 Dec 7, 2013
I wish I had a sofa......and a roof but I was justly evicted
•Disrupting liveability
•Adversely affecting health, safety and right to quiet enjoyment
•Adverse financial effect on project
•Ongoing harassment of other tenants
•Photographing female caregivers after dark
•False complaints and harassment of staff
•False accusations
•Gathering and publishing personal data
•Publishing personal “genealogical analysis” and “family tree’ of staff and family
•Stalking behavior
•Hostile confrontations
•Aggressive interrogation
•Hostile and inappropriate interactions
•Hang-up phone calls to staff’s home numbers
•Loudly discussing (threatening)“going postal”
•Frightening staff
•Harassment of residents
•Causing multiple unreasonable expenditures
•Making multiple false and baseless complaints
•Require substantial management time and resources

I'm Bad when I'm off my meds.
Trust that Fund DBS

Hayward, CA

#18 May 23, 2014
Hows the job search going, DBS?

Arent you tired of spending 24/7 on your sofa?
Trey

Oakland, CA

#19 Nov 6, 2014
TBSC Troll DBS wrote:
<quoted text>
You are the one who has been lying, DBS.
About your wife.(thanks for that info, Donny!)
About your "retirement".
About Robert.
About your father.
Lying is all you do.
Dont forget the Brooklyn lie.....
Trey

Oakland, CA

#20 Nov 6, 2014
Or about the lies about who bought his house for him.....

DBS/TMC is all about the lies.....

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