DBS: Boy with the Sofa Tattoo
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#1 Jun 6, 2013
Has anyone read "Boy with the Sofa Tattoo" ????
It's about a fat, spoiled, trust fund baby named DBS who lays on his sofa so much he has a sofa shaped tattoo on his face and all over his body.
It's a good read.
#2 Jun 6, 2013
How'd the job search go today John?
I EARNED more before lunchtime, than you and FAT Pat combined have in the last TWENTY YEARS!!!!
Boy that "Freshly minted PHD" got you REAL FAR!!!!!
#3 Jun 6, 2013
It's a book so exclusive you won't find at any library or bookstore, or even Amazon.com , only existing in John Colby's imagination.
#4 Jun 6, 2013
#5 Jul 10, 2013
#6 Oct 3, 2013
DBS must have that criss-cross pattern on his face pretty bad by now.
Why wont he get off the sofa!!!!
#7 Oct 3, 2013
Fail again LOSER!!!
I WORKED all day, and EARNED just under $300.
That more than you and FAT Pat combined, in the last TWENTY YEARS!!!
#8 Oct 3, 2013
That is so desperately funny ;0
#9 Oct 3, 2013
You are so funny, who is Woof? What are Obama Bucks?
#10 Oct 4, 2013
I just heard that the ¥-shaped "birthmark" on your chin, John is actually the impression left by FAT PAT's clam!
But then again you always accuse your critics as having YOUR failings..,
#11 Oct 5, 2013
MORE......Ren and Stimpy porno as another smart poster might put it.
#12 Oct 10, 2013
I wonder how much it would cost for DBS to have that sofa tattoo removed from the side of his face?
I'm sure there is plenty in his trust fund to cover it.
Botox would probably work and be fairly inexpensive.
#13 Oct 10, 2013
Sure thing Lardass.
Except you've never seen my face, and I haven't got a Trustfund.
but keep telling the same stupid Lie, and maybe it will someday come true.
#14 Oct 10, 2013
You are the one who has been lying, DBS.
About your wife.(thanks for that info, Donny!)
About your "retirement".
About your father.
Lying is all you do.
#15 Dec 7, 2013
I like the ending. You find out who bought DBS's house for him.
#16 Dec 7, 2013
It was funny this week when Donny B told topix readers he lives on the same street as DBS.
Pro Tip......that means Donny lives in DBS's basement.
#17 Dec 7, 2013
I wish I had a sofa......and a roof but I was justly evicted
•Adversely affecting health, safety and right to quiet enjoyment
•Adverse financial effect on project
•Ongoing harassment of other tenants
•Photographing female caregivers after dark
•False complaints and harassment of staff
•Gathering and publishing personal data
•Publishing personal “genealogical analysis” and “family tree’ of staff and family
•Hostile and inappropriate interactions
•Hang-up phone calls to staff’s home numbers
•Loudly discussing (threatening)“going postal”
•Harassment of residents
•Causing multiple unreasonable expenditures
•Making multiple false and baseless complaints
•Require substantial management time and resources
I'm Bad when I'm off my meds.
#18 May 23, 2014
Hows the job search going, DBS?
Arent you tired of spending 24/7 on your sofa?
#19 Nov 6, 2014
Dont forget the Brooklyn lie.....
#20 Nov 6, 2014
Or about the lies about who bought his house for him.....
DBS/TMC is all about the lies.....
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