Police: Doughnut thief pees, offers o...

Police: Doughnut thief pees, offers officer sex

There are 34 comments on the TwinCities.com story from Oct 14, 2010, titled Police: Doughnut thief pees, offers officer sex. In it, TwinCities.com reports that:

Police say an Oklahoma woman tripled her trouble when she stole a doughnut from someone's truck, peed in a parking lot and offered to perform a sex act on an officer for money.

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Lane Thurber

Chualar, CA

#23 Nov 19, 2010
Oh shes just havin a little fun. Why is everyone so uptight these days? Of course a cop can only get it up if his boyfriends shoves his gun up his chute
LMAO

Carlisle, PA

#24 Nov 19, 2010
Too Simplistic wrote:
You just gotta love stories like this. She "peed." Perhaps "urinated" would have been the better term to use. "Mmmmmmmm, doughnuts."
On a serious note, it is possible that this woman is homeless and had no food; thus, the need to steal said doughnut. No place to pee, so she did it there in the parking lot.
On a serious note,, she Pissed on the parking lot,, stole a guys donut, because doing drugs make you hungry,,, Had spent many nights in jail, but avoided many nights in jail by performing lewd sexual acts on cops ,so she tried her luck!! but got the wrong cop this time!OK Lets get real!!
BUMMERS

Carlisle, PA

#25 Nov 19, 2010
Damn this time the cop must of had a boy freind! or if it was a she cop, a girl freind with a big night stick!!
Masie

United States

#26 Nov 20, 2010
BUMMERS wrote:
Damn this time the cop must of had a boy freind! or if it was a she cop, a girl freind with a big night stick!!
Try FRIEND d.b.
Too Simplistic

El Paso, TX

#27 Nov 22, 2010
Oh good god. You people must live sadly borring lives. IT WAS A JOKE, geezers.

“Take that !”

Since: Feb 08

capitola CA.

#28 Nov 22, 2010
she is better off in jail
Doughnut thief

Brighton, MI

#29 Nov 22, 2010
It was the theft of the doughnut that the cop was most offended by.
damifino

Chambersburg, PA

#30 Nov 24, 2010
I'm just wondering if she had all her teeth? Maybe if she would have taken them out we would'nt be commenting on this thread,, she would have never been arrested!!
lol

Saint Croix Falls, WI

#31 Nov 25, 2010
The last time that happen in my town. The deputy took his wife home.
beer farts

Newport, PA

#32 Nov 25, 2010
lol wrote:
The last time that happen in my town. The deputy took his wife home.
Now thats funny right there!! I don't care who you are ,,Thats funny right there!!
XXX

Madison, WI

#33 Mar 4, 2014
Sounds like Barnsdall church women to me!!!!!
Grof

United States

#34 Mar 5, 2014
idea wrote:
ha ha ha how stupid can this lady be hey did she pee in the hole(doughnut) smirk oh this is hilarious
Donuts and sex with a handsome cop -- with a cigarette afterwards, the experience would be perfect.
straightshooter

United States

#35 Mar 7, 2014
Sounds like Andrea Rogers is on the loose again!
lol

Santa Cruz, CA

#36 Mar 8, 2014
lol wrote:
The last time that happen in my town. The deputy took his wife home.
Ok, that's good.

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