Police: Doughnut thief pees, offers officer sex

Full story: TwinCities.com

Police say an Oklahoma woman tripled her trouble when she stole a doughnut from someone's truck, peed in a parking lot and offered to perform a sex act on an officer for money.
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Duluth, MN

#1 Oct 14, 2010
ha ha ha how stupid can this lady be hey did she pee in the hole(doughnut) smirk oh this is hilarious
James Anderson Merritt

San Francisco, CA

#2 Oct 14, 2010
I'm just wondering when the word "peed" made the "approved" list in the AP stylebook?

The Sentinel continues down the road to trashiness, and the A-Pee isn't helping the situation one bit.
fruit bat alert

Saint Paul, MN

#3 Oct 14, 2010
From the category, "You just can't make this stuff up."
hell paso

El Paso, TX

#4 Oct 14, 2010
If this had happened in El Paso, not only would she have had the charges against her dropped, she would have gotten a free ride home courstesy of the police department.
Mike in El Paso

El Paso, TX

#5 Oct 14, 2010
I think she would have had better luck buying the cop off by offering the stolen donut to him. lol!!
no i aint

Hutchinson, MN

#6 Oct 14, 2010
The most amazing part of this story - this didnt happen in Wisconsin
Common Tater

Hanover, PA

#7 Oct 14, 2010
Mike in El Paso wrote:
I think she would have had better luck buying the cop off by offering the stolen donut to him. lol!!
Now THAT was funny!

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Since: Oct 09

North Afghanistan

#8 Oct 14, 2010
You cant make this stuff up in Hollywood....
Figures

Saint Paul, MN

#9 Oct 14, 2010
I've seen drunk women squat and pee right in front of strangers several times downtown.
No spin zone

Forest Lake, MN

#10 Oct 15, 2010
I'm shocked the cop didn't take up on the offer. Guess he was mad about the doughnut being violated.
not so fast

Gig Harbor, WA

#12 Oct 15, 2010
THIS LADY WAS PISS OFF wrote:
THIS LADY WAS ****-OFF?
FOR CHRIST SAKE, A HUNGERY NUT DOES NOT NEED JAIL!
3 charges, is a crazy as this story and this is a shame the way CJ systems answer HER for a call for help!
CAN'T WE BE HUMANITARIANS
WHO HAS NOT **** OUTSIDE- ARREST US ALL AND DOUBLE THE PRISON POPULATION
Relax...we've all pee'd outside.

The question is: How many of us have offered sex to a cop to get out of trouble? Do you think perhaps that's why she was arrested?
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Duluth, MN

#13 Oct 15, 2010
Mike in El Paso wrote:
I think she would have had better luck buying the cop off by offering the stolen donut to him. lol!!
even if it was pee-filled just call it lemon filling
xiao

Canberra, Australia

#14 Nov 18, 2010
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Canberra, Australia

#15 Nov 18, 2010
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Chambersburg, PA

#16 Nov 18, 2010
If that would have been in Hanover Pa. she would have gotten her donut creme filled & a ride home for the fun of it!!
huh

Santa Cruz, CA

#17 Nov 19, 2010
she sounds as wacky as one of the neighbors in my apartment complex. drugs make people to crazy inappropriate things!
damifino

Shippensburg, PA

#18 Nov 19, 2010
I can't believe the cop did'nt take her up on the offer??? She musta just got the wrong cop LOL
damifino

Shippensburg, PA

#19 Nov 19, 2010
opps????
GET TO THE POINT

Hanover, PA

#20 Nov 19, 2010
She needed extra money for the upcoming holidays! Those welfare checks only go so far!!
Too Simplistic

El Paso, TX

#21 Nov 19, 2010
You just gotta love stories like this. She "peed." Perhaps "urinated" would have been the better term to use. "Mmmmmmmm, doughnuts."
On a serious note, it is possible that this woman is homeless and had no food; thus, the need to steal said doughnut. No place to pee, so she did it there in the parking lot.

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