Police: Doughnut thief pees, offers o...

Police: Doughnut thief pees, offers officer sex

There are 34 comments on the TwinCities.com story from Oct 14, 2010, titled Police: Doughnut thief pees, offers officer sex. In it, TwinCities.com reports that:

Police say an Oklahoma woman tripled her trouble when she stole a doughnut from someone's truck, peed in a parking lot and offered to perform a sex act on an officer for money.

Join the discussion below, or Read more at TwinCities.com.

First Prev
of 2
Next Last
idea

Duluth, MN

#1 Oct 14, 2010
ha ha ha how stupid can this lady be hey did she pee in the hole(doughnut) smirk oh this is hilarious
James Anderson Merritt

San Francisco, CA

#2 Oct 14, 2010
I'm just wondering when the word "peed" made the "approved" list in the AP stylebook?

The Sentinel continues down the road to trashiness, and the A-Pee isn't helping the situation one bit.
fruit bat alert

Saint Paul, MN

#3 Oct 14, 2010
From the category, "You just can't make this stuff up."
hell paso

El Paso, TX

#4 Oct 14, 2010
If this had happened in El Paso, not only would she have had the charges against her dropped, she would have gotten a free ride home courstesy of the police department.
Mike in El Paso

El Paso, TX

#5 Oct 14, 2010
I think she would have had better luck buying the cop off by offering the stolen donut to him. lol!!
no i aint

Hutchinson, MN

#6 Oct 14, 2010
The most amazing part of this story - this didnt happen in Wisconsin
Common Tater

Hanover, PA

#7 Oct 14, 2010
Mike in El Paso wrote:
I think she would have had better luck buying the cop off by offering the stolen donut to him. lol!!
Now THAT was funny!

“"Molon Labe"”

Since: Oct 09

North Afghanistan

#8 Oct 14, 2010
You cant make this stuff up in Hollywood....
Figures

Saint Paul, MN

#9 Oct 14, 2010
I've seen drunk women squat and pee right in front of strangers several times downtown.
No spin zone

Forest Lake, MN

#10 Oct 15, 2010
I'm shocked the cop didn't take up on the offer. Guess he was mad about the doughnut being violated.
not so fast

Gig Harbor, WA

#12 Oct 15, 2010
THIS LADY WAS PISS OFF wrote:
THIS LADY WAS ****-OFF?
FOR CHRIST SAKE, A HUNGERY NUT DOES NOT NEED JAIL!
3 charges, is a crazy as this story and this is a shame the way CJ systems answer HER for a call for help!
CAN'T WE BE HUMANITARIANS
WHO HAS NOT **** OUTSIDE- ARREST US ALL AND DOUBLE THE PRISON POPULATION
Relax...we've all pee'd outside.

The question is: How many of us have offered sex to a cop to get out of trouble? Do you think perhaps that's why she was arrested?
idea

Duluth, MN

#13 Oct 15, 2010
Mike in El Paso wrote:
I think she would have had better luck buying the cop off by offering the stolen donut to him. lol!!
even if it was pee-filled just call it lemon filling
xiao

Fyshwick, Australia

#14 Nov 18, 2010
God or dotes on Asian [url=http://www.linkslondon.uk .com]links of london]links of london[/url] women, romantic bowknot is suitable in our loins and coordination of proportion. As designers have noble Valentino design a series of colorful bowknot obi, your heartbeat?
LMAO

Carlisle, PA

#16 Nov 18, 2010
If that would have been in Hanover Pa. she would have gotten her donut creme filled & a ride home for the fun of it!!
huh

Watsonville, CA

#17 Nov 19, 2010
she sounds as wacky as one of the neighbors in my apartment complex. drugs make people to crazy inappropriate things!
damifino

Carlisle, PA

#18 Nov 19, 2010
I can't believe the cop did'nt take her up on the offer??? She musta just got the wrong cop LOL
damifino

Carlisle, PA

#19 Nov 19, 2010
opps????
GET TO THE POINT

Hanover, PA

#20 Nov 19, 2010
She needed extra money for the upcoming holidays! Those welfare checks only go so far!!
Too Simplistic

El Paso, TX

#21 Nov 19, 2010
You just gotta love stories like this. She "peed." Perhaps "urinated" would have been the better term to use. "Mmmmmmmm, doughnuts."
On a serious note, it is possible that this woman is homeless and had no food; thus, the need to steal said doughnut. No place to pee, so she did it there in the parking lot.
Recover Juarez

El Paso, TX

#22 Nov 19, 2010
Too Simplistic wrote:
You just gotta love stories like this. She "peed." Perhaps "urinated" would have been the better term to use. "Mmmmmmmm, doughnuts."
On a serious note, it is possible that this woman is homeless and had no food; thus, the need to steal said doughnut. No place to pee, so she did it there in the parking lot.
Oh please, get your head out of yourAnal wind tunnel

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker
First Prev
of 2
Next Last

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Santa Cruz Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
Not a whimper nor a whine 5 hr RIP 1
News Teens protest legislation (Mar '06) Sep 25 Indo frank 213
News Vagos motorcycle club targeted in Southern Cali... (Mar '06) Sep 23 Anaheim 4,834
News Three sea otters that washed up on California's... Sep 22 Horrified 4
News Pet Boulder Creek boar slain, distraught owner ... (Jul '09) Sep 21 Chris thief twee... 72
News Aryan Nations recruiting again in northern Idaho (Apr '09) Sep 20 Radio Free Idaho 474
DBS Lost (Jul '12) Sep 18 EVICTED AGAIN 98

Santa Cruz Jobs

More from around the web

Personal Finance

Santa Cruz Mortgages