Why is John Colby in his 3rd Decade of Welfare

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Fed up Taxpayer

Santa Cruz, CA

#1 Feb 12, 2014
He's f*cking crazy!
Johnny Bottom

Aptos, CA

#2 Feb 12, 2014
He's "disabled". He's mentally retarded. He needs "therapy" cats. 2 of them in fact he's so retarded.

The combination of his bi-polar medication and the daily meth he smokes has turned his brain to mush.
WhackaChump

Santa Cruz, CA

#3 Feb 12, 2014
Johnny Bottom wrote:
He's "disabled". He's mentally retarded. He needs "therapy" cats. 2 of them in fact he's so retarded.
The combination of his bi-polar medication and the daily meth he smokes has turned his brain to mush.
He used to have three "therapy" cats... sad story actually. Johnny smoked a little too much meth one night and in a drug-induced paranoidal fit, thought poor lil meow meow was....
Well, who knows what... needless to say lil meow meow no longer meows.
DBS

Benicia, CA

#4 Feb 23, 2014
Because FAT Pat sat on his face for so long that his brain starved of Oxygen!!
WooF

Foster City, CA

#6 Feb 24, 2014
Xanthippe sums it up pretty well:

"John's an obsessive attention whore. Good attention, bad attention, any attention. He craves it. He also seems to have a bit of a martyr complex.

His constant lying is all part of the crazy. He lies so that he can get a little bit of a feeling of respect or legitimacy, because when sane people find out what he is really about, they rightfully flee from him.

It's a pretty sad life - but then, a person whose emotional needs are met by felines (not canines, but felines) speaks volumes.

Don't get me wrong, I like cats, but I would never, ever look to a cat to provide some sort of emotional anything. Cats are many things, but they aren't loyal. Stop feeding them and see how long they stick around."
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#7 Feb 24, 2014
How's the job search going John?

Maybe if you had one you wouldn't need a payday loan advance on your Welfare check.
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#8 Feb 26, 2014
Crickets from John.....

Let's hear it?

Why haven't you had a job since getting fired in 1992?
ANON

Brentwood, CA

#9 Feb 27, 2014
The brilliant scientist and PHD researcher Mr Colby just designed a Cat-Drone to keep tabs on MGA CRIMINALS and TBSC.

http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/I/Il/far...
Lional Farnsworth

Santa Cruz, CA

#10 Feb 27, 2014
DBS wrote:
Because FAT Pat sat on his face for so long that his brain starved of Oxygen!!
Wrong again DBS.

While it is true that John has brain damage from hypoxia. It wasn't from Fat Pat sitting on his face.

It happened when the Space Aliens abducted him. They accidentally stuck their anal probe in his mouth.

You really can't fault the Space Aliens. It is easy to mistake John's mouth for an anus considering what comes out of it.
Richie Rich

Santa Cruz, CA

#11 Feb 27, 2014
Lional Farnsworth wrote:
<quoted text>
Wrong again DBS.
While it is true that John has brain damage from hypoxia. It wasn't from Fat Pat sitting on his face.
It happened when the Space Aliens abducted him. They accidentally stuck their anal probe in his mouth.
You really can't fault the Space Aliens. It is easy to mistake John's mouth for an anus considering what comes out of it.
They were space aliens from the planet M G A. First discovered by the star ship Corporation. Media was alerted. Spam bots were initiated. Troll wars was inflamed with an* s mouthed debaters.
Wrong Link DOH

Brentwood, CA

#12 Feb 28, 2014
ANON wrote:
The brilliant scientist and PHD researcher Mr Colby just designed a Cat-Drone to keep tabs on MGA CRIMINALS and TBSC.
http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/I/Il/far...
Here:

http://youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/061...
DBS

San Jose, CA

#13 Mar 3, 2014
How's the job search going John?

Any leads?

Did you send out lots of copies of your resume from your "Luxury hunting cabin"?
DBS

San Jose, CA

#14 Mar 4, 2014
Hey John, why don't you ask Aaron Whiting to get you a job?

His family owns Fried Twinkies!!
DoktorCat

Santa Cruz, CA

#15 Mar 11, 2014
He's nuts and lazy and paranoid and....
DBS

San Jose, CA

#16 Mar 13, 2014
Hey John, when you reach 25 years of Welfare leeching, are you going to throw a party?

And make all of the guests pay for it?
JohnsAnAzz

Santa Cruz, CA

#17 Mar 13, 2014
DBS wrote:
Hey John, when you reach 25 years of Welfare leeching, are you going to throw a party?
And make all of the guests pay for it?
He's actually going to gargle every do-henry in Pogonip.... And pay for the privilege!
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#18 Mar 15, 2014
Hey John, you still haven't told us why you haven't had a job since 1992?
John Colby

Aptos, CA

#19 Mar 15, 2014
Why? Because I can claim "disability" for being a hyper sensitive moron.
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#20 Mar 16, 2014
Hey John, when was the last time either you or FAT Pat legitimately EARNED a single honest penny?

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