For Eye Spy

United States

#1 Oct 4, 2013
Woof is SAD because his sleezy girlfriend just got busted. She is a drunk, a drug addict, and a time bomb DUI driver waiting to blow and kill.

Will Woof bail her out of jail? Can he raise $25,000 in 5 hours for his ugly precious princess?
UHAUL

Santa Cruz, CA

#2 Oct 4, 2013
For Eye Spy wrote:
Woof is SAD because his sleezy girlfriend just got busted. She is a drunk, a drug addict, and a time bomb DUI driver waiting to blow and kill.
Will Woof bail her out of jail? Can he raise $25,000 in 5 hours for his ugly precious princess?
Hi Pat. How was the move?
for EYE spy

United States

#3 Oct 4, 2013
Sorry for your lost, but it shouldn't be hard to find another used up alcohoe. Isn't that what beer googles are for?
Maybe your next girlfriend will look somewhat human? Have you tried the desperate disabled he/shes lately? You'll be back howling at the moon in no time.
UHAUL

Santa Cruz, CA

#4 Oct 4, 2013
for EYE spy wrote:
Have you tried the desperate disabled he/shes lately? You'll be back howling at the moon in no time.
I don't think the Diversity Center would approve of one of their own volunteers expressing such feelings about hermaphrodites, Pat.
http://diversitycenter.org/resource-directory...

Now, seriously, how was the move?
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#5 Oct 4, 2013
UHAUL wrote:
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Hi Pat. How was the move?
Hmmmmm...So where did FAT Pat and her useless whackjob sibling move to??

Inquiring minds want to know.

Perhaps the Criminal Mastermind of the Drive-by-fruiting would like to "welcome" them to their new crib???

I'm sure there's a Seagull that would want to know!!!

Moohooohahahaaaaaa!!!!!
Seagull

Santa Cruz, CA

#6 Oct 4, 2013
I just shat on your car again. Check it out, It's one of my best shits ever!!!!
WooF

Brattleboro, VT

#7 Oct 5, 2013
For Eye Spy wrote:
Woof is SAD because his sleezy girlfriend just got busted. She is a drunk, a drug addict, and a time bomb DUI driver waiting to blow and kill.
Will Woof bail her out of jail? Can he raise $25,000 in 5 hours for his ugly precious princess?
What particularly diseased region of your giant colon did this whopper come from? You're now beyond desperate!
WooF is delighted that JSCO booted your fat ass and his your sister on notice. Where's Pat going to plug in her mobility scooter? I don't think Coral St is Colby friendly.

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