Why is ColbyLoon WooF-Obsessed?

Why is ColbyLoon WooF-Obsessed?

Created by WooF on Jun 3, 2013

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WooF is his intellectual superior.

WooF ate his tiny sack.

WooF pooped in his bong.

WooF ate one of his therapy cats.

WooF chewed up his welfare check.

WooF pissed on Pat's scooter.

All of the above.

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

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Buzz

Pacifica, CA

#42 Jun 17, 2013
John gets his "free ride" from the taxpayer because he gets anxious, agitated and has trouble sleeping. That sounds like what you'd tell "420" to get a medical marihuana card. Sounds a bit sketchy.

If you can post all night, you could still work.
Dr WooF

Santa Cruz, CA

#43 Jun 17, 2013
Thank you for your peanut gallery diagnosis Doctor WooF.
Explain WooF

Santa Cruz, CA

#44 Jun 18, 2013
how do you answer my private investigator's evidence against you WooF? i want to hear your lame, blithering excuses. fail again ... epic failure. you'll never live up to your Big Daddy's expectations lazy azz.
WooF

United States

#45 Jun 18, 2013
Explain WooF wrote:
how do you answer my private investigator's evidence against you WooF? i want to hear your lame, blithering excuses. fail again ... epic failure. you'll never live up to your Big Daddy's expectations lazy azz.
The only private investigator in your price range is your giant colon that works for food stamps!

John Colby, section 8 dwelling, two decades running, unemployed parasite. Colby has spelling issues since his primary language is whiny Welfaristanian and also has a pronounced lisp which intensifies as his chins tremble when excited. John is well known in the area for writing letters to different public agencies excoriating their behavior and making demands. The mayor of Santa Cruz chastised him for diverting monies for the homeless for his own personal agenda.
28 of his neighbors presented a petition to the management company of his apartment complex demanding his eviction claiming he was a child molester. SCPD doesn't answer his calls because he's a known crank and cries wolf to often.
You can verify a lot of this if you just Google John Colby Santa Cruz or take a look at his LinkedIn page and you'll see just exactly how nutty he is.

John, in a current Topix thread was voted less in touch with reality than a box of rocks by a 5-1 margin.
WOOF

San Jose, CA

#46 Jun 18, 2013
Woof!!

Mooo hoooo hahahaaaaa!!!
WooF

Woodland, CA

#47 Jun 20, 2013
Challenge for John Colby: name one verifiable fact as to the identity of WooF!

WooF can provide Colby's home address, e-mail and phone number and physical description.

Bring it on John!
Dr WooF

Pacifica, CA

#48 Jun 20, 2013
Dr WooF wrote:
Thank you for your peanut gallery diagnosis Doctor WooF.
Actually YOU provided the diagnosis, ColbyLoon in your latest whine-a-festo!

John E. Colby on June 9, 2013 at 7:43 am
"I understand too well how a (perceived) gay man could be sent to prison just because hateful people believed he is gay.

At the Mission Gardens Apartments — a Section 8, HUD HOME program and California Tax Credit Allocation Committee (CTCAC).........
They know I suffer from anxiety, agitation and a sleep disorder which causes me severe insomnia.......(more whining, crying and playing the victim)........."
You are an idiot John

Pacifica, CA

#49 Jun 22, 2013
It sure sounds like that loon is staying anxious, agitated and sleep deprived. He becomes more irrational on a daily basis. I think he needs to add paranoia to the list of what's wrong with him so he can collect even more SSI.
Dr WooF

Santa Cruz, CA

#50 Jun 22, 2013
Buzz

Pacifica, CA

#51 Jun 23, 2013
WooF has done a great job of emasculating ColbyLoon. He's reduced him to be a babbling buffoon!
WooF

Pacifica, CA

#52 Jun 24, 2013
ColbyLoon aka "Bob Mitchell" is in the Sentinel forum accusing WooF of the arson fire at the Fishook. Since the police have the arsonist already in custody, Colby shows why no one takes his ravings seriously!

Which WooF has Colby pissing himself? WOOF, WooF, WOoF, woof, WooFF? They have all posted here and none were fans of ColbyLoon's delusional histrionics.
WooF

United States

#53 Jun 25, 2013
John just won't let me alone. Doesn't he know WooF's are federally protected? If he keeps it up, I'm filing a complaint and maybe the Feds will take away his benefits and put him out on the street...
WooF

United States

#54 Jun 26, 2013
Stalking WooF always seems to backfire on you ColbyLoon. You are the slowest learner on Topix. It still looks like "WooF" has you by the nut sack and has you squealing in soprano!
WooF

United States

#55 Jun 27, 2013
Explain WooF wrote:
how do you answer my private investigator's evidence against you WooF? i want to hear your lame, blithering excuses. fail again ... epic failure. you'll never live up to your Big Daddy's expectations lazy azz.
How's that P.I. working out for you, John? I bet he's come up about as empty as your wallet. You are a poor, pathetic piñata!
WooF

United States

#56 Jun 28, 2013
WooF wrote:
<quoted text>
How's that P.I. working out for you, John? I bet he's come up about as empty as your wallet. You are a poor, pathetic piñata!
Crickets....
WooF

United States

#57 Jul 6, 2013
It looks as if the WooF-obsessed ColbyLoon is far more interested in starting threads no one cares about than packing for his upcoming eviction!
Glad Johns Evicted

Pacifica, CA

#58 Jul 11, 2013
Since the eviction is final, MGA will soon be rid of the lying, dlandering loon, John Colby, soon to be evicted, section 8 dwelling, two decades running, unemployed parasite. John is well known in the area for writing letters to different public agencies excoriating their behavior and making demands. The mayor of Santa Cruz chastised him for diverting monies for the homeless for his own personal agenda.
28 of his neighbors presented a petition to the management company of his apartment complex demanding his eviction claiming he was a child molester. SCPD doesn't answer his calls because he's a known crank and cries wolf to often.
You can verify a lot of this if you just Google John Colby Santa Cruz or take a look at his LinkedIn page and you'll see just exactly how nutty he is.

John, in a current Topix thread was voted less in touch with reality than a box of rocks by a 6-1 margin.

All the above plus he recent spate of deranged posting accounts for his poor showing in this poll.
Loon A tick tick tick

United States

#59 Jul 16, 2013
WooF just keeps on kicking Colby's enormous hindquarters! The more ColbyLoon goes after WooF the bigger beating he takes. John has proven over and over he is too stupid to learn from his mistakes. He just doubles down and get reamed. Maybe that's why he buys hemorrhoid cream by the gallon!

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