Colby's 2012 Achievements

Colby's 2012 Achievements

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Buzz

Menlo Park, CA

#1 Dec 20, 2012
The much publicized debate between John ColbyLoser and the mayor on community TV. You got to see the red-faced, obese John stammering, perspiring and chins quivering get schooled by the mayor. The fact that he diverts financial resources from the needy for his crackpot FOI's and other self-serving demands did not go down well with the homeless.

Another of John's highlights was his impassioned defense of diarrhetic dog dropping disposal on Pacific Avenue.

John usually is good for a laugh, but not much else. As 2013 approaches will he rise from insignificant gadfly status? Probably not.
Will W

United States

#2 Dec 20, 2012
He helped me by clarifying Santa Cruz's odious (odorous?) dog poop ordinance. I now have a cork attached to the base of his tail for when I can't leave my begging spot and take him to do his business.

Thank God for John E Colby! He is the patron saint for the housing challenged. We are willing to live with less so he can feed his ego.

The Original Buzz

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#3 Dec 20, 2012
Couldn't think of any accomplishments for John unless keeping the JS Co from booting him out of Mission Garedens qualifies. Five years of constant complaining about his section 8 housing, but he's still there??? Maybe he considers being a welfare queen as an achievement. As a homeless advocate, he's a big, fat ZERO!
Will W

United States

#4 Dec 20, 2012
Why, John did IndyBay drop all eight comments to your dog poop article? We were having such a productive dialogue. That was a shitty thing to do.
John McStupid

United States

#5 Dec 20, 2012
Colby is raving on another topic at IndyBay about SCPD'S informants. He wants to know who they are and what the cost is to the city. He thinks by filing a FOI, the city will provide him with confidential information . What a moron! No wonder his life is one disappointment followed by yet another since he lives in his own delusional version of BeckyLand.
Impaired John

Santa Cruz, CA

#6 Dec 20, 2012
He performed over 150 oral colonoccopies on jeffie without suffocating. He also spackled over 500 cellulite divots on his sister, FAT PAT.
John the lying crapsack

Sunnyvale, CA

#7 Dec 22, 2012
How's the job search going John?

Any leads?

Did you fill out a single application in 2012?

How far into six figures is your Welfare tab?
STOMP

Sunnyvale, CA

#8 Jan 2, 2013
BWAAA HAAA HAAAAa!!!!

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