Why is a diaper John's only support?

Why is a diaper John's only support?

Created by The Original Buzz on Jan 20, 2013

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The diaper doesn't have a choice.

It's his only friend.

Both.

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curious cat

United States

#21 Jan 21, 2013
Buzz wrote:
I heard that Big Lots just made a delivery to Catcrap Gardens Apartments on Grandview and delivered a pallet of diapers this morning.
John's going to need them!
I hope he upped the size to XXXXXXXL leakproofs. His last batch wasn't up to the job.

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#22 Jan 22, 2013
From your morning spamming as TEST and bump it looks like the new load of diapers are working for you. I'm if you get too excited you'll be one spasm away from another blowout!
Swiss Missed

United States

#23 Jan 22, 2013
The Original Buzz wrote:
If you get too excited you'll be one spasm away from another blowout!
Eeewwwww!!
Spam Counter

Santa Cruz, CA

#24 Jan 22, 2013
Colby/Reality Check, you sure stunk up Topix today!

Your mother had she not disowned you, would have been proud!
curious cat

Rocklin, CA

#25 Jan 24, 2013
With your last late-night postings John it looks like you went through that last pallet of diapers pretty quickly. You have another load coming today?
We're that last one's large enough?
Buzz

Alviso, CA

#26 Jan 24, 2013
After your big blowout today, Omar's Diapers-R-Us will make a special delivery.to Catcrap Garedens tonight--a full pallet w/your 20% bottom feeding parasite discount.
Buzz

Alviso, CA

#27 Jan 25, 2013
John do the taxpayers pay for your diapers? No wonder the state has financial difficulties.
Swiss Missed

United States

#28 Jan 26, 2013
John I understand they make some Kevlar reinforced outer garments to hold your giant male pampers. Due to the amount of material needed it can be fairly pricey but maybe Medicaid could carry it for you? At least then your smell wouldn't precede you by about 30 seconds; you could cut it down to maybe 15 seconds.
Mission Gardens Tenant

Santa Cruz, CA

#29 Jan 31, 2013
Boy do our dumpsters smell after he and Pat drop off their load! They must eat gorilla chow.
Colbys Neighbor

Santa Cruz, CA

#30 Jan 31, 2013
John had two pallets delivered today. What set him off?
Swiss Missed

United States

#31 Feb 1, 2013
Colbys Neighbor wrote:
John had two pallets delivered today. What set him off?
I'll bet he's probably blew through those by now.

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