Gargling Chimp Colby

Santa Cruz, CA

#269 Mar 4, 2014
I would never want to be John Colby and have as a "Curriculum Shitae":

A laughingstock.

Welfare queen for 22 years and counting.

A PhD not worth the paper it's printed on.

In a bizarre relationship with his obese sister,

Has no friends or supporters.

Insane.

Failed "Chimp" Advocate.

Homeless.

Evicted from section 8 housing for;
•Disrupting liveability
•Adversely affecting health, safety and right to quiet enjoyment
•Adverse financial effect on project
•Ongoing harassment of other tenants
•Photographing female caregivers after dark
•False complaints and harassment of staff
•False accusations
•Gathering and publishing personal data
•Publishing personal “genealogical analysis” and “family tree’ of staff and family
•Stalking behavior
•Hostile confrontations
•Aggressive interrogation
•Hostile and inappropriate interactions
•Hang-up phone calls to staff’s home numbers
•Loudly discussing (threatening)“going postal”
•Frightening staff
•Harassment of residents
•Causing multiple unreasonable expenditures
•Making multiple false and baseless complaints
•Require substantial management time and resources
DBS

San Jose, CA

#270 Mar 4, 2014
I like how John got BS called on his crackpot claim that the FBI is going to "Get" Bob Lee.

Because he's "been talking to the Feds".

Sure thing nutbag.

But aren't they busy investigating the "drive-by-fruiting
" of FAT BJ?
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#271 Mar 9, 2014
How's the job search going John?

Or is your "Gorilla Advocacy" such a "Smashing success" that you don't need a job?

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#272 Mar 17, 2014
Lesson # 66

You know your a failure when you trade in 2 therapy cats for one "therapy" leech.
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#273 Mar 20, 2014
Maybe his POS van got towed away.
The Truth Hurts

Aptos, CA

#274 Mar 20, 2014
DBS wrote:
Maybe his POS van got towed away.
hopefully with him in it.
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#275 Mar 20, 2014
DBS wrote:
Maybe his POS van got towed away.
With all the discussion about the van's ownership and the possibility of someone notifying SCPD of a possible municipal code violation, the van was probably moved because the owner was a scared little weasel. That is, however, just a theory.
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#276 Mar 20, 2014
I think if I lived at MGA and saw a suspicious looking van parked out on the street, I'd call the SCPD and ask that they check it out. Might be a mobile meth lab or something.
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#277 Mar 20, 2014
The above post is a parody.
Cesspit John

Santa Cruz, CA

#278 Mar 20, 2014
You know your a failure when the only sex partner you've had in 50 years of living is your unattractive morbidly obese sister!
DBS

Aptos, CA

#279 Mar 22, 2014
How's the job search going John?

The Boardwalk should be opening soon!!
John Colby

Aptos, CA

#280 Mar 22, 2014
I have lots of sex partners. Each time I put a different sock on my hand, I have a different sex partner.
John Colby

Aptos, CA

#281 Mar 22, 2014
Q: What do I yell as I come on my sister's face?

A: Take Back Santa Cruz!

Incest is best!
DBS

Aptos, CA

#282 Mar 22, 2014
Hey John, if things don't work out for you and FAT Pat at HUFF, maybe you could take your "Gorilla Advocacy" to Kansas, and join the KOOKS in Topeka that protest Military Funerals?

You've already got experience in badmouthing murder victims(SCPD), and exploiting them (Reimer) for your own crackpot agenda.

I'm sure they could use a "MAN" like you!!!!
DBS

Aptos, CA

#283 Mar 26, 2014
How's the job search going John?

Don't forget to tell Fried Twinkies about your "Newly minted" PHD!!!!!
DBS

Aptos, CA

#284 Mar 28, 2014
My hasn't the LOON been quiet lately.

Maybe the enforcer from "Payday Loans" got him!!!
John Colby

Hayward, CA

#285 Mar 28, 2014
But look where I get to muff dive!

http://www.metrosantacruz.com/metro-santa-cru...

Yum!
Good Times

Santa Cruz, CA

#286 Mar 28, 2014
http://www.gtweekly.com/index.php/santa-cruz-...
"My sister was able to ID the perpetrator who kidnapped her emotional assistance cat using a partially activated microchip. If it had been fully activated, the U.S. Department of Justice would have been forced to put the kidnapper in prison for violating Section 901 of the Fair Housing Act. Every person who has an emotional assistance or a service animal should have them microchipped as well as fully activating the chip.
—Dr. John Colby"

How does one kidnap an emotional assistance cat? Why should somebody go to prison because perhaps Pat let the cat get out and it found a more appealing person to live with?

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#287 Mar 28, 2014
Good Times wrote:
http://www.gtweekly.com/index. php/santa-cruz-columns-comment ary-oped/santa-cruz-editors-no te-letters/5502-from-the-edito r.html
"My sister was able to ID the perpetrator who kidnapped her emotional assistance cat using a partially activated microchip. If it had been fully activated, the U.S. Department of Justice would have been forced to put the kidnapper in prison for violating Section 901 of the Fair Housing Act. Every person who has an emotional assistance or a service animal should have them microchipped as well as fully activating the chip.
—Dr. John Colby"
How does one kidnap an emotional assistance cat? Why should somebody go to prison because perhaps Pat let the cat get out and it found a more appealing person to live with?
Thanks, Good Times. The loon is always good for a laugh!
DBS

Aptos, CA

#288 Mar 29, 2014
No John, the U.S. Department of Justice isn't going to send anyone to prison because of FAT Pat's cat.

That's nearly as likely as you getting a job.

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