Gorilla Advocacy: John Colby, Champ or Chimp?

Created by Joe Landon on Jan 3, 2014

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Joe Landon

Oakland, CA

#1 Jan 3, 2014
As a self-proclaimed advocate John is a failure. He couldn't even get one supporter in his fight against his own eviction from section 8 housing. There is no evidence that he has ever helped one homeless person. In fact, he has been detrimental to the homeless cause by alienating those in decision-making capacities through his aggressive behavior and harassment.
Then-mayor, Don Lane informed him that he was diverting (stealing) money from the homeless through his deluge of FOI's which cost the city plenty to process. John does not function in the real world; his is the land of delusions and self-made fabrications.

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“Facile Largire de Alieno”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#2 Jan 3, 2014
Would you want an advocate who possesses the following traits:

•Disrupting liveability
•Adversely affecting health, safety and right to quiet enjoyment
•Adverse financial effect on project
•Ongoing harassment of other tenants
•Photographing female caregivers after dark
•False complaints and harassment of staff
•False accusations
•Gathering and publishing personal data
•Publishing personal “genealogical analysis” and “family tree’ of staff and family
•Stalking behavior
•Hostile confrontations
•Aggressive interrogation
•Hostile and inappropriate interactions
•Hang-up phone calls to staff’s home numbers
•Loudly discussing (threatening)“going postal”
•Frightening staff
•Harassment of residents
•Causing multiple unreasonable expenditures
•Making multiple false and baseless complaints
•Require substantial management time and resources

These were well documented actions which got him evicted from his section 8 apartment at MGA on 9/20/13. He couldn't even get a supporter for himself, would you expect him to do better for you???
JSCO

United States

#3 Jan 3, 2014
John is definitely the 20# chimp throwing bananas and fits at the 900# gorilla.
I'm sure that governmental agencies quake in their boots when they hear the names of John Cohen/Colby or Gorilla Advocates---after they quit laughing and eye-rolling, that is.
Dim Sum

Aptos, CA

#4 Jan 3, 2014
Who would hire a 20 year and counting, unemployed, evicted and now homeless failure to anything but maybe cut their lawn?(and that's out of pity for the fool).
Ass Monkey

United States

#5 Jan 3, 2014
Dim Sum wrote:
Who would hire a 20 year and counting, unemployed, evicted and now homeless failure to anything but maybe cut their lawn?(and that's out of pity for the fool).
To John's credit he has several years of experience as Robert Norse's #1 Butt Monkey. I don't know if that's much of a reference, but it's the best he can do.
DBS

Oakland, CA

#6 Jan 3, 2014
Chump?
Dim Sum

Aptos, CA

#7 Jan 3, 2014
I noticed "The Chimp" refers to his "company" as being "incorporated" (by his liberal use of Inc.).

https://www.facebook.com/GorillaAdvocacyInc

Did he actually incorporate here? Otherwise, this is a serious case of fraud and potentially tax evasion.

Let do some whistle blowing on our favorite monkey!

Maybe an FOI request is in order to see if John actually incorporated, or is he committing fraud and tax evasion? Or maybe just reporting his "Inc" to the state board of equalization will suffice? I'm sure HUD will be interested too.
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#8 Jan 3, 2014
Dim Sum wrote:
I noticed "The Chimp" refers to his "company" as being "incorporated" (by his liberal use of Inc.).
https://www.facebook.com/GorillaAdvocacyInc
Did he actually incorporate here? Otherwise, this is a serious case of fraud and potentially tax evasion.
Let do some whistle blowing on our favorite monkey!
Maybe an FOI request is in order to see if John actually incorporated, or is he committing fraud and tax evasion? Or maybe just reporting his "Inc" to the state board of equalization will suffice? I'm sure HUD will be interested too.
Jut ask the District Attorney's Office to look into the matter as to whether it's a legal business and not involved in fraud. They have a charter to do just that.
nathan

Santa Cruz, CA

#9 Jan 3, 2014
Dim Sum wrote:
I noticed "The Chimp" refers to his "company" as being "incorporated" (by his liberal use of Inc.).
https://www.facebook.com/GorillaAdvocacyInc
Did he actually incorporate here?
Maybe an FOI request is in order to see if John actually incorporated, or is he committing fraud and tax evasion? Or maybe just reporting his "Inc" to the state board of equalization will suffice? I'm sure HUD will be interested too.
I checked the CA Secretary of State online database. Gorilla Advocacy is not there. There is a Gorilla Ads and lots of other Gorillas but no Advocacy.

John complained that TBSC was not in compliance with their filings. Now it looks like John is out of compliance.
Screw Loose

United States

#10 Jan 3, 2014
nathan wrote:
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I checked the CA Secretary of State online database. Gorilla Advocacy is not there. There is a Gorilla Ads and lots of other Gorillas but no Advocacy.
John complained that TBSC was not in compliance with their filings. Now it looks like John is out of compliance.
Maybe John's long term retirement plan is predicated on incarceration? We all know that he has massive student debt and a negative net worth which renders him suit proof. I would be happy to have my tax dollars spent on lodging him in the Gray Bar Motel as long as he doesn't receive Internet access!
Dim Sum

Aptos, CA

#11 Jan 3, 2014
nathan wrote:
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John complained that TBSC was not in compliance with their filings. Now it looks like John is out of compliance.
Kind of like he was "out of compliance" with his lease at MGA (which was terminated and he was evicted).

“Facile Largire de Alieno”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#12 Jan 4, 2014
I can't see John Colby take his nose out of Robert's butt long enough to advocate for anything. He can't imagine to even scrounge up housing. Latest trauma was having one of his flea-bitten therapy cats rescued from a grease barrel at the Hindquarter. Now, John will lose a treasured feeding spot as he gets evicted from there.
Paper Gorilla

Santa Cruz, CA

#13 Jan 4, 2014
The old fantasy, stretching the truth by listing their cat's name as president:
http://www.manta.com/c/mx74gyc/gorilla-advoca...

The new fantasy, where John fraudulently used the DOJ's address as his own, in addition to the incorporation claim:
http://www.manta.com/c/mx4f6pr/gorilla-advoca... (already since been deleted, for the listed reasons?)

Paper dreams of a paper gorilla, destined for the wastebasket. As empty as the rest of either Colby's claims.
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#14 Jan 4, 2014
Paper Gorilla wrote:
The old fantasy, stretching the truth by listing their cat's name as president:
http://www.manta.com/c/mx74gyc/gorilla-advoca...
The new fantasy, where John fraudulently used the DOJ's address as his own, in addition to the incorporation claim:
http://www.manta.com/c/mx4f6pr/gorilla-advoca... (already since been deleted, for the listed reasons?)
Paper dreams of a paper gorilla, destined for the wastebasket. As empty as the rest of either Colby's claims.
Toilet paper dreams of a toilet paper gorilla, destined for the commode. As empty as ALL Colby's claims.
Orang u tang Advocacy

Benicia, CA

#15 Jan 4, 2014
How's the job search going John?

Maybe if you had one you could buy your own Bananas?

Then the Taxpayers wouldn't have to.
Dim Sum

Aptos, CA

#16 Jan 5, 2014
Gives new meaning to the expression "Spanking the Monkey"
Butt Monkey

Santa Cruz, CA

#17 Jan 6, 2014
Any donations yet, chimp? Too bad Norse's colon scrapings have no value otherwise "Gorilla Advocacy" a Butt Monkey LLP, would be solvent.9
the Robert

United States

#18 Jan 7, 2014
John, the seat warmer on my trustfundmobile isn't working and my butt's a might chilly so could you come over a little earlier today? Also wash your face first. Whenever you leave Phatty's chowder residue on my butt stray cats are over me and they scare Teddy.

“Facile Largire de Alieno”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#19 Jan 8, 2014
If you Google 'Gorilla Advocacy" you get more hits on Topix threads making fun of John than a non event on Manta by Pat Colby---Internet spam only, less usable than the Loon's ridiculous LinkedIn page. The Colby's only create hot, foul air.
randal

Satellite Provider

#20 Jan 8, 2014
Gorilla Advocate killed by poachers.

http://advocacy.britannica.com/blog/advocacy/...

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