how Woof got so FAT
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#1 Oct 9, 2013
Rocky Mountain Oysters - Rocky Mountain Oyster Recipe
Prairie Oysters - Mountain Tendergroins - Cowboy Caviar - Swinging Beef - Calf Fries
Anything that walks, swims, crawls, or flies can be eaten. It just takes an open mind and a willing stomach. Of course, there are some people who will eat anything. Rocky Mountains oysters - also known as prairie oysters, Montana tendergroins, cowboy caviar, swinging beef, and calf fires - are true Western delicacies.
What are Rocky Mountain oysters? They are that part of the bull that is removed in his youth so that he may thereby be more tractable, grow meatier, and behave less masculine. When the calves are branded, the testicles are cut off and thrown in a bucket of water. They are then peeled, washed, rolled in flour and pepper, and fried in a pan. They are considered to be quite a delicacy. Like other organ meats, testicles may be cooked in a variety of ways Ė deep-fried whole, cut into broad, thin slices, or marinated. At roundups in the old West, cowboys and ranch hands tossed the meat on a hot iron stove. When the calf fries exploded, they were done?
Eating animal genitalia dates back to ancient Roman times, when it was believed that eating a healthy animalís organ might correct some ailment in the corresponding human organ of the male person eating it. Because of this belief, the practice continues to the present day, especially in Asia, where animal genitalia are considered an aphrodisiac.
The rugged folks of the Rocky Mountain region are not squeamish. Testicle festivals are held every spring and fall in Montana. These festivals can be very rowdy and may not be the best place to bring your children. If you canít get to a festival, many restaurants and bars in Montana, Idaho, and Kansas serve Rocky Mountain oysters all year long and with less fanfare.
#2 Oct 10, 2013
sitting at the TV eating Rocky Mountain Oysters...yum yum
#3 Oct 10, 2013
Hey FAT Pat, do you put your feet in "the stirrups" when you get your teeth cleaned?
#4 Oct 10, 2013
Is that what you dream of?
#5 Oct 10, 2013
No you are the one with the obsession of posting disgusting, obscene, and vulgar things including but not limited to skanks and love for your gay pals.
#6 Oct 10, 2013
So writes Pat Colby, who has recently completed a flurry of cut-and-paste posts regarding penises, testicles, and feces.
What's up with the homophobia? Your brother bitches about a bird dropping allegedly being a symbol for a homophobic slur and what a champion of LGBTQ rights he is, yet you come out here calling someone a "fairy" and mocking "love for your gay pals"?!
#7 Oct 12, 2013
It's a small wonder that the LBGT 's didn't come out and help John.
#8 Oct 12, 2013
Also Pat, what's your excuse for becoming an obscene disgusting blimp?
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