created by: Julie Kolon-Scrapings | Jan 13, 2014

Santa Cruz, CA

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Will the Gorilla get a banana?

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Julie Kolon-Scrapings

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Colby's latest load of manure posted to half the Western world...

docs.google.com/file/d/0BxTKPdmfF4X8V3ZFSXpLa...
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Julie Kolon-Scrapings wrote:
Colby's latest load of manure posted to half the Western world...
docs.google.com/file/d/0BxTKPdmfF4X8V3ZFSXpLa...
oh him! whaddil do0kterkatt do next?
Ape Chai

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Mr. Colby; did your whistle blow?
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Julie Kolon-Scrapings wrote:
Colby's latest load of manure posted to half the Western world...
docs.google.com/file/d/0BxTKPdmfF4X8V3ZFSXpLa...
I imagine John will get the same amount of support from this letter that he received when he begged and cried all over the Internet during his eviction proceedings---None! Not a single response.
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I'm sure the chimp will get spanked again. The fool sure likes begging for help while offending those who could help him. He has never been accused for being intelligent!

“Facile Largire de Alieno”

Since: Sep 12

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Julie Kolon-Scrapings wrote:
Colby's latest load of manure posted to half the Western world...
docs.google.com/file/d/0BxTKPdmfF4X8V3ZFSXpLa...
These mass spam missives posted by John help show how delusional and out of touch he is. If anybody tried reading through what he actually says and to the scores of people he posted copies, they would be sure he was certifiable. He's posted letters like these for years with no positive response. Of that I am sure since he would crow about it through various forums he pollutes with his brain-dead drivel.

John is a pathetic little wanker with dreams of being important. If he ever makes the news it will be due to him following through on his threat to 'go postal'.
The Truth Hurts

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Obviously, The Chimp hangs out here (by his own admission).

Mighty defensive there John! I know you're here and reading this!

Still no reply from Steve. And even if he denies it, what's he going to say? "Uh yeah, John's blackmailing me..."

Hey John, have you beat your sister lately?

From the CFABSC Facebook page:

John Cohen
Steve Pleich: can you STATE that I wasn't allowed back on CFAB SC because I blackmailed you. Please lay this TERRIBLE LIE to rest!!!

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
Donny B

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The Truth Hurts wrote:
Obviously, The Chimp hangs out here (by his own admission).
Mighty defensive there John! I know you're here and reading this!
Still no reply from Steve. And even if he denies it, what's he going to say? "Uh yeah, John's blackmailing me..."
Hey John, have you beat your sister lately?
From the CFABSC Facebook page:
John Cohen
Steve Pleich: can you STATE that I wasn't allowed back on CFAB SC because I blackmailed you. Please lay this TERRIBLE LIE to rest!!!
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
Is this where Colby blackmails Steve into making a reply that John wasn't allowed back on CFAB SC because he blackmailed Steve?
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Is 'banana' a synonym for 'Do-Henry'? If the answer is yes I would surmise that John's got a shitload of bananas so to speak!
Julie Kolon-Scrapings

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The newest pile of manure posted on IndyCrap (0$ in donations since Sept. 2013) by our resident Chimp Advocate, J. Failure Colby:

http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2014/01/12/1...

Could anyone be this clueless and delusional. Who in the hell would want an advocate who couldn't even successfully advocate for himself?
Donny B

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Julie Kolon-Scrapings wrote:
The newest pile of manure posted on IndyCrap (0$ in donations since Sept. 2013) by our resident Chimp Advocate, J. Failure Colby:
http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2014/01/12/1...

Could anyone be this clueless and delusional. Who in the hell would want an advocate who couldn't even successfully advocate for himself?
When does John have time to advocate for others? He spends most of his time on his knees pleading for help of some sort or other.
Donny B

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Julie Kolon-Scrapings wrote:
Colby's latest load of manure posted to half the Western world...
docs.google.com/file/d/0BxTKPdmfF4X8V3ZFSXpLa...
So yet again, John Colby places private and personal information of one of his "clients" on a publicly available web site for the entire world to see. This is pure negligence on his part as anyone in a computer science curriculum (especially a so-called PhD) knows the dangers of posting personal information on the Internet.
Donny B

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Julie Kolon-Scrapings wrote:
Colby's latest load of manure posted to half the Western world...
docs.google.com/file/d/0BxTKPdmfF4X8V3ZFSXpLa...
Oh, and by the way... JOHN COLBY! Take a remedial writing course or something. Your writing skills are severely lacking.
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The organ grinder quit playing but John the chimp is still dancing. Unfortunately he is getting the same support as IndyBay. Zero.
The Truth Hurts

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Johnny Genius posted his credit card number and info online.

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0BxTKPdmfF4X8S...

What a dumbass! Would you want this idiot advocating for anything?
Donny B

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The Truth Hurts wrote:
Johnny Genius posted his credit card number and info online.
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0BxTKPdmfF4X8S...
What a dumbass! Would you want this idiot advocating for anything?
ROTFLMFAO! The great "PhD in Computer Science" yet again proves his degree is only good for one thing... wiping his arse.
Dangerous Teacher Buzz

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A more important question is....when will Buzz get the help he needs?

DANGEROUS TEACHER IN SCOTTS VALLEY: Click on the following link to read abusive posts by "Buzz", but be prepared, they are very lewd:

Archive for abuse posts/incest allegations by Buzz:

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...

THIS A WARNING FOR ALL PARENTS, THERE IS A POSSIBLY ABUSIVE TEACHER/PREDATOR IN THE COMMUNITY: Please read this post for important safety information about an individual who says he is a teacher in Scotts Valley. Topix user "Buzz" posts about incest, and incest is no joking matter, it is a sign of abuse in the family. He has been posting these abusive comments by the hundreds as he stalks a well known advocate for homeless people and his sister in the Santa Cruz community. Please distribute this information widely!

Buzz says he has been teaching for 40 years and he is Scotts Valley based. Buzz is his nickname and it refers to the large appetite he had when he was a kid. He claims to have a master's degree and he says he went to UCSC. Buzz is most likely in his early to mid 60s, and he has said he weighs over 225 pounds, and he is over 6'2", but he may have changed his appearance recently.

Buzz says he is retired on pension, Social Security, and investments. He says he owns a home valued at $800,000 and has $500k saved + the equity in that home. He has a wife of 39 years and two successful adult children, large extended family and friends. He has also said, "the letters I receive from UC-Berkeley are addressed to "Dr. Buzz"" which implies he has a doctorate, though he contradicts that when says he has a master's degree.

Buzz's wife graduated from UCSC in 1977.....

"Buzz: My wife, UCSC '77, got her teaching credential at San Jose State the year after graduated from UCSC. It took me also one year postgraduate work for my first credential."

Here is an example of one of his abusive posts:
"What do you call your diddling your big fat sister, John? Your neighbors have complained quite a bit about it, so there is probably something to it. I can easily see why over 30 of your neighbors had signed a position calling for your eviction. You are sure one sick, perverted puppy, John."

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
WooF

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John Colby, Chimp Advocate, Inc. has been up and spamming at 2 AM (his preferred Peeping Tom hours before he was evicted from and lost his section #8 status at Mission Garedens Apts.) trying to skewer his legion of detractors. He blames these people, whom he doesn't even know for his failure in life and current miserable conditions.

As an advocate, he's a joke. He lost his fight against his eviction. He claims he was "illegally" evicted for;

•Disrupting liveability
•Adversely affecting health, safety and right to quiet enjoyment
•Adverse financial effect on project
•Ongoing harassment of other tenants
•Photographing female caregivers after dark
•False complaints and harassment of staff
•False accusations
•Gathering and publishing personal data
•Publishing personal “genealogical analysis” and “family tree’ of staff and family
•Stalking behavior
•Hostile confrontations
•Aggressive interrogation
•Hostile and inappropriate interactions
•Hang-up phone calls to staff’s home numbers
•Loudly discussing (threatening)“going postal”
•Frightening staff
•Harassment of residents
•Causing multiple unreasonable expenditures
•Making multiple false and baseless complaints
•Require substantial management time and resources

The Chimp even posted the eviction letter in this forum. He should be in jail, not just evicted. He is so obsessed with getting back at his critics (by reading through the eviction charges you can see how he treats people) he gave up his prime dumpster diving hours!

All Chimp Advocacy, Inc. does is generate FOI's which get routinely ignored and have after 6 years of spamming done absolutely NOTHING! Gorilla Advocacy, Inc. is as real as a John Colby created colon-driven sock puppet. Try GOOGLing it. No such entity actually exists.

John Colby is a Failure---a loud obnoxious Failure, but a Failure nonetheless!
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WooF wrote:
John Colby, Chimp Advocate, Inc. has been up and spamming at 2 AM (his preferred Peeping Tom hours before he was evicted from and lost his section #8 status at Mission Garedens Apts.) trying to skewer his legion of detractors. He blames these people, whom he doesn't even know for his failure in life and current miserable conditions.

As an advocate, he's a joke. He lost his fight against his eviction. He claims he was "illegally" evicted for;
•Disrupting liveability
•Adversely affecting health, safety and right to quiet enjoyment
•Adverse financial effect on project
•Ongoing harassment of other tenants
•Photographing female caregivers after dark
•False complaints and harassment of staff
•False accusations
•Gathering and publishing personal data
•Publishing personal “genealogical analysis” and “family tree’ of staff and family
•Stalking behavior
•Hostile confrontations
•Aggressive interrogation
•Hostile and inappropriate interactions
•Hang-up phone calls to staff’s home numbers
•Loudly discussing (threatening)“going postal”
•Frightening staff
•Harassment of residents
•Causing multiple unreasonable expenditures
•Making multiple false and baseless complaints
•Require substantial management time and resources

The Chimp even posted the eviction letter in this forum. He should be in jail, not just evicted. He is so obsessed with getting back at his critics (by reading through the eviction charges you can see how he treats people) he gave up his prime dumpster diving hours!

All Chimp Advocacy, Inc. does is generate FOI's which get routinely ignored and have after 6 years of spamming done absolutely NOTHING! Gorilla Advocacy, Inc. is as real as a John Colby created colon-driven sock puppet. Try GOOGLing it. No such entity actually exists.

John Colby is a Failure---a loud obnoxious Failure, but a Failure nonetheless!
See post 15 above. John also has a history of posting personal and private information of his so-called clients on the internet, placing them in jeopardy. As you can see, he even posted his own credit card information on the internet. What kind of idiot does that? John supposedly has a PhD in Computer Science from UCSC and that means he should know better. In fact, his actions are negligent. Even a Freshman majoring in Computer Science knows the dangers of posting personal information on the internet.
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Does the Chimp store his bananas in his sock puppet factory?

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