Santa Cruz County--Dog turd taco's??

Santa Cruz County--Dog turd taco's??

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jeffry helms

Oakland, CA

#1 Mar 2, 2014
I'm not the only who has gotten fecal matter in my take out food lately--------My neighbors just yelled out that I getting dog sh-t in a little bowl!!! I am not lying!---- Why are these people hitting us hard with the doo? Is this drug and alcohol addiction related1965?
jeffry helms

Oakland, CA

#2 Mar 2, 2014
Or is this Apache Eddie's finest hour?
Oooh Jeffie

San Jose, CA

#3 Mar 2, 2014
Maybe FAT Pat did it?

'Cause you won't tongue her diseased clam.
meth jeff

Santa Cruz, CA

#4 Mar 2, 2014
jeffry helms wrote:
Or is this Apache Eddie's finest hour?
It sounds like you OD'd on FAT PAT's diseased clam! Do stinky bivalves go best with meth? Compared to dining at Pat's, a fecal taco would be gourmet dining!
jeffry helms

Palo Alto, CA

#5 Mar 2, 2014
meth jeff wrote:
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It sounds like you OD'd on FAT PAT's diseased clam! Do stinky bivalves go best with meth? Compared to dining at Pat's, a fecal taco would be gourmet dining!
So you think you can lay the fecal spiking on my non-drug addiction??? REally?? What's next?? Pulling money out of dying industry??
jeffry helms

Palo Alto, CA

#6 Mar 2, 2014
I think after 5 addiction layers--people spike--although it might be some get back for a immigration deportation move or a dope stash bust or seizure.
TogDurdDaco

Santa Cruz, CA

#7 Mar 2, 2014
Fantastic thread Jeff. when the colby/dbs flame dies down we can always count on you for entertainment.
jeffry helms

Oakland, CA

#8 Mar 3, 2014
TogDurdDaco wrote:
Fantastic thread Jeff. when the colby/dbs flame dies down we can always count on you for entertainment.
If you did not know----fecal contamination in food cause's respiratory illness and allergies,asthma etc.------can get fecal contamination from the"cat doo in the garden" etc.but also foreign grown produce where sewer treatment plants are few and far and the produce crops are watered with contaminated water--- 1 tablespoon of clove powder in a bowl of hot cereal cures fecal contamination-when I first did the clove treatment--I expectorated a softball size--that's how bad fecal contamination was in my life---constant trips to the hospital with respiratory illness etc.----now--I only eat U.S. or Canadian grown produce--and no way in hell-am I eating take out anymore--I go to the grocery store now.--too much of a risk.
jeff helms

Berkeley, CA

#10 Mar 3, 2014
For those of you who think this is bad for business--etc.-so the county residents should eat fecal waste in the take food--so the restaurant business can have money?? HELL NO, if you ever suffered from a fecal related respiratory illness etc.--its nothing nice.
jeff helms

Oakland, CA

#11 Mar 3, 2014
In fact ----death can occur with fecal contamination--in case you guys did were not aware-heart attacks from lack of oxygen etc., you whole body can shut down.-fecal matter is slow poison.
Yuck jeffie

San Francisco, CA

#12 Mar 3, 2014
jeff helms wrote:
In fact ----death can occur with fecal contamination--in case you guys did were not aware-heart attacks from lack of oxygen etc., you whole body can shut down.-fecal matter is slow poison.
FAT PAT has a dog turd taco waiting for you at her Bad Clam Cafe & Ptomaine Parlor. Bon appetite!
dog intestine tacos

Santa Cruz, CA

#13 Mar 3, 2014
Most bacteria in the intestines of animals is harmless. Proper cooking of the taco filling will kill any harmful bacteria. Be sure to only eat at restaurants that have a clean report from the health department. If you get sick, report them.
jeffry helms

United States

#14 Mar 3, 2014
dog intestine tacos wrote:
Most bacteria in the intestines of animals is harmless. Proper cooking of the taco filling will kill any harmful bacteria. Be sure to only eat at restaurants that have a clean report from the health department. If you get sick, report them.
Wrong again- meat eaters have harmful enzymes in their fecal matter---even veggie animals fecal matter can become airborne and cause illness etc.----fecal matter is deadly poison,especially meat eaters and DOES cause a host of zoonotic illness's-vector insect etc.---here is just a small list:
I think you'll find malaria and dengue,h1n1 on the list-
jeffry helms

United States

#15 Mar 3, 2014
jeffry helms

United States

#16 Mar 3, 2014
E-coli is fecal or animal matter contamination etc. plain and simple
jeffry helms

United States

#17 Mar 3, 2014
dog intestine tacos wrote:
Most bacteria in the intestines of animals is harmless. Proper cooking of the taco filling will kill any harmful bacteria. Be sure to only eat at restaurants that have a clean report from the health department. If you get sick, report them.
Kinda unusual you mentioned--cooking fecal matter? That is a admission of guilt.
jeffry helms

United States

#18 Mar 3, 2014
The food testing stations--the state and government agencies got cut back by budget cuts---so looks like our restaurant business will probably go under or to the "not worth it" stage , from junkies spiking the food etc.
Oooh Jeffie

San Jose, CA

#19 Mar 3, 2014
But what about FAT Pat's diseased clam? I'm sure it's MUCH more toxic than dog-turd tacos! Don't you agree?
jeffry helms

United States

#20 Mar 3, 2014
Oooh Jeffie wrote:
But what about FAT Pat's diseased clam? I'm sure it's MUCH more toxic than dog-turd tacos! Don't you agree?
I'm not eating take out food--no way--too much of a risk.
jeffry helms

United States

#21 Mar 3, 2014
I spent about 100$ + a week on take out food in santa cruz county--I loved take out mexican food--etc., I ate at least 2 burritos a day if not 3-4, I think I spent 750$ month on take out food----now I'm a grocery store person and am for life-no way am I eating take out food again.

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