On the 5th day of X-mas (DBS version)

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Trust Fund Baby DBS

Oakland, CA

#1 Dec 13, 2013
On the fifth day of X-mas
DBS's true daddy gave to he
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
and a house on a hill in Aptos.
DBS

Cupertino, CA

#2 Dec 13, 2013
On the fifth day of Xmas, somebody gave colbyLOSER a parrot.

Guess what it said on the Sixth day?

Rawwk "Oooh Jeffie, I love the way you jam your Do-henry in my butt" Rawwk
MGA Resident

Aptos, CA

#3 Dec 13, 2013
On the 5th day of Christmas:

John woke up to the sound of the trash truck chasing him out of the dumpster he was sleeping in.

I heard it and rolled over in my nice warm bed.
Trust Fund Baby DBS

Hayward, CA

#4 Dec 13, 2013
DBS wrote:
On the fifth day of Xmas, somebody gave colbyLOSER a parrot.
Guess what it said on the Sixth day?
Rawwk "Oooh Jeffie, I love the way you jam your Do-henry in my butt" Rawwk
You sound lonely.

Did your daddy not buy you friends to go along with that big house he bought you?
John E Colby

San Francisco, CA

#5 Dec 13, 2013
I love the way I get reamed every time I start an nonsensical thread. Maybe it's time to do my Ass Monkey thing w/RN:

Go to him, John C!
He is your mentor!
love him
love him
love him
love him
love him
Smooch
Smooch
Smooch
Smooch
Smooch
Its His arse!
Give it a BIG kiss tonight!
He Is Your Mentor!
Go To Him, John C!
Haywired John

Aptos, CA

#6 Dec 13, 2013
John talks about friends. How touching.

If John had any friends, they disappeared once his eviction notice came out.

Being John's friend is the equivalent of publicly saying you have herpes.
DBS

Cupertino, CA

#7 Dec 13, 2013
Trust Fund Baby DBS wrote:
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You sound lonely.
Did your daddy not buy you friends to go along with that big house he bought you?
Fail again LOSER!!

(A) I have a delightful significant other.

(B) My second child comes home from college on tuesday.

(C) I've got tickets to an NFL game this Sunday with my son and several friends.

(D) stop lying about the fact that I PAID FOR my house.
DBS is SCROOGE

Antioch, CA

#8 Dec 13, 2013
DBS wrote:
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Fail again LOSER!!
(A) I have a delightful significant other.
(B) My second child comes home from college on tuesday.
(C) I've got tickets to an NFL game this Sunday with my son and several friends.
(D) stop lying about the fact that I PAID FOR my house.
Did you tell your son and your"second child" about your lie about buying your own house?

Who bought it for you?

DBS, you liar, you said this on another thread.....

(B) My family purchased a large tract of land in early 80's. My house was constructed in the early 90's. You have ZERO idea who paid for what, so stop posting fraudulent information, when you have NO IDEA what the facts are.

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...

I'll bet your kids still think Santa bought their house for them.
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#9 Dec 13, 2013
We this moment to remind everyone that John E(victed) Colby was evicted from his section 8 apartment on September 20,2013 for antisocial behavior including, but not limited to:

•Disrupting liveability
•Adversely affecting health, safety and right to quiet enjoyment
•Adverse financial effect on project
•Ongoing harassment of other tenants
•Photographing female caregivers after dark
•False complaints and harassment of staff
•False accusations
•Gathering and publishing personal data
•Publishing personal “genealogical analysis” and “family tree’ of staff and family
•Stalking behavior
•Hostile confrontations
•Aggressive interrogation
•Hostile and inappropriate interactions
•Hang-up phone calls to staff’s home numbers
•Loudly discussing (threatening)“going postal”
•Frightening staff
•Harassment of residents
•Causing multiple unreasonable expenditures
•Making multiple false and baseless complaints
•Require substantial management time and resources
John E Colby

San Francisco, CA

#10 Dec 13, 2013
DBS is SCROOGE wrote:
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Did you tell your son and your"second child" about your lie about buying your own house?
Who bought it for you?
DBS, you liar, you said this on another thread.....
(B) My family purchased a large tract of land in early 80's. My house was constructed in the early 90's. You have ZERO idea who paid for what, so stop posting fraudulent information, when you have NO IDEA what the facts are.
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
I'll bet your kids still think Santa bought their house for them.
Ingesting too much of my sister's diseased clam affects my posting.
Couch Potato DBS

Santa Cruz, CA

#11 Dec 13, 2013
DBS wrote:
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Fail again LOSER!!

(C) I've got tickets to an NFL game this Sunday with my son and several friends.
No DBS. Turning on the television is not "tickets to a game".

Stop your constant lying.
DBS

Cupertino, CA

#12 Dec 13, 2013
DBS is SCROOGE wrote:
<quoted text>
Did you tell your son and your"second child" about your lie about buying your own house?
Who bought it for you?
DBS, you liar, you said this on another thread.....
(B) My family purchased a large tract of land in early 80's. My house was constructed in the early 90's. You have ZERO idea who paid for what, so stop posting fraudulent information, when you have NO IDEA what the facts are.
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
I'll bet your kids still think Santa bought their house for them.
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Thanks for proving that you failed English comprehension.

No wonder you haven't had a job since 92.

BTW Dumbshit, I'm a member of the Family that purchased the property.

So you can't quantify anything.

You have ZERO idea, whether or not I'm the one who paid for everything, and used my Family's name.

DUHHHHHH!!
Five Fingers DBS

Santa Cruz, CA

#13 Dec 13, 2013
DBS wrote:
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Fail again LOSER!!
(A) I have a delightful significant other.
No DBS. Your right hand is not a 'significant other'.
Spoiled Baby DBS

San Jose, CA

#14 Dec 13, 2013
DBS wrote:
<quoted text>\
Thanks for proving that you failed English comprehension.
No wonder you haven't had a job since 92.
BTW Dumbshit, I'm a member of the Family that purchased the property.
So you can't quantify anything.
You have ZERO idea, whether or not I'm the one who paid for everything, and used my Family's name.
DUHHHHHH!!
You are grasping at straws here, DBS.

Your original statement, the one I linked to, clearly states your family bought the property.

Who paid? Was it your daddy again?

Or was it Santa?

Either way you have a very generous family.

And yes, DBS, you accept handouts.
DBS

Cupertino, CA

#15 Dec 13, 2013
Five Fingers DBS wrote:
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No DBS. Your right hand is not a 'significant other'.
Fail again LOSER!!

She's a wonderful Lady.

She's got a 4 year College Degree (UCSC)

A real JOB with full Benefits and a real Pension.

Between our two incomes, we're taking home $7500 to $8000 a Month

My fixed overhead is about $1200, including property taxes and all utilities.

Life is good.

And yes, I'm going to the Raider's vs Chiefs on Sunday. We're driving to Fremont and taking the Bart. Kickoff's 1:30 PM. I've got great seats, on the 38 Yard line.

Have fun spamming from FAT Pat's closet.

P.S. Thanks for de-throning BJ Whackjob as the reigning Village Idiot.
Sofa Boy DBS

San Jose, CA

#16 Dec 13, 2013
Couch Potato DBS wrote:
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No DBS. Turning on the television is not "tickets to a game".
Stop your constant lying.
I think he forgets how much time he spends on that ratty sofa of his.

DBS has become sofa blind.
Haywired John

Aptos, CA

#17 Dec 13, 2013
John wishes he had a sofa.

All he gets is the pile of Pat's dirty underwear in her closet. And only after he's pleasured her first. The rest of the time, it's the MGA dumpster.
Palm Hair DBS

Santa Cruz, CA

#18 Dec 13, 2013
Sofa Boy DBS wrote:
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I think he forgets how much time he spends on that ratty sofa of his.
DBS has become sofa blind.
No. The blindness comes from overuse of his 'significant other.'

He should check for hair on his palms.
Hairy Manboobs DBS

Moraga, CA

#19 Dec 13, 2013
Palm Hair DBS wrote:
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No. The blindness comes from overuse of his 'significant other.'
He should check for hair on his palms.
But he cant see his palms. They are blocked by his belly and his manboobs, and the forest of hair that surrounds his manboobs.
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#20 Dec 13, 2013
Palm Hair DBS wrote:
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No. The blindness comes from overuse of his 'significant other.'
He should check for hair on his palms.
Maybe you should check for hair on the inside of your mouth and up your arse.

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