DBS's accent is?

Created by Sum Dim on May 9, 2013

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Czechoslovakian

Israeli

German

Romanian

Chechnian

Russian

Swedish

Polish

Yugoslavian

Icelandic

Chechnya WooFz only hope

Santa Cruz, CA

#196 Jul 7, 2013
I'm trying to save your life WooF. Do you really want to be rubbed out? You think Obama won't pull the plug on you for embarrassing him with your taking and mooching. The Repubs will use you as an example to embarrass Obama. You're toast if you don't go deep undercover ASAP.

The only place you can hide from Obama successfully is in Chechnya. Your fellow Chechens are your only hope.
Reality Check

San Mateo, CA

#197 Jul 10, 2013
Chechnya WooFz only hope wrote:
I'm trying to save your life WooF. Do you really want to be rubbed out? You think Obama won't pull the plug on you for embarrassing him with your taking and mooching. The Repubs will use you as an example to embarrass Obama. You're toast if you don't go deep undercover ASAP.
The only place you can hide from Obama successfully is in Chechnya. Your fellow Chechens are your only hope.
Amnesty for DBS in his homeland would mean him moving back to....Czechoslovakia. I'm sure that's where he is from.
Reality Check

San Francisco, CA

#198 Aug 1, 2013
I wonder if DBS's pet parrot also speaks with an accent?

Has anyone ever heard it speak?
The Parrot said

San Francisco, CA

#199 Aug 1, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
I wonder if DBS's pet parrot also speaks with an accent?
Has anyone ever heard it speak?
RAWWWK "Boot the LOON onto Grandview" RAWWK!!
Reality Check

Alviso, CA

#200 Aug 1, 2013
The Parrot said wrote:
<quoted text>
RAWWWK "Boot the LOON onto Grandview" RAWWK!!
Is that accent Czechoslovakian?????

YES it is!

Just like the parrot's owner, DBS when I heard him ranting in public.
DBS

San Francisco, CA

#201 Aug 1, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
<quoted text>
Is that accent Czechoslovakian?????
YES it is!
Just like the parrot's owner, DBS when I heard him ranting in public.
sure thing STBO Whackjob.

And just WHAT did I look like, when I was "ranting in public"???

Hair color?

Clothing?

Height-to-weight??

Where?

When?
TBSC Loon Alert

San Mateo, CA

#202 Oct 3, 2013
DBS wrote:
<quoted text>
sure thing STBO Whackjob.
And just WHAT did I look like, when I was "ranting in public"???
Hair color?
Clothing?
Height-to-weight??
Where?
When?
I saw you at Robert's last protest.

You were shirtless, riding your bike, and had large manboobs that poked through a bushy forest of chest hair.

And the bike looked like it was about to fall apart from your weight.
DBS

San Francisco, CA

#203 Oct 4, 2013
TBSC Loon Alert wrote:
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I saw you at Robert's last protest.
You were shirtless, riding your bike, and had large manboobs that poked through a bushy forest of chest hair.
And the bike looked like it was about to fall apart from your weight.
Lying crapsack

(A) you weren't there.

(B) I was wearing a bright colored racing jersey.

(C) The bike I was riding was a full suspension model.

FAIL AGAIN YOU FAT FOOL!!!
Alphonso

San Mateo, CA

#204 Oct 4, 2013
I also saw DBS at that protest and when he was yelling I really thought his accent sounded East German.

As a certified bike mechanic, I feel that DBS was in danger of destroying the bicycle he was on.
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#205 Oct 4, 2013
Alphonso wrote:
I also saw DBS at that protest and when he was yelling I really thought his accent sounded East German.
As a certified bike mechanic, I feel that DBS was in danger of destroying the bicycle he was on.
sure thing LOON!!!

Was I with the undercover SCPD Methcookers too??

And what about my remote-control drone disguised as a Seagull, that craps out hate symbols?
Mike Maus

United States

#206 Oct 4, 2013
I thought he would grunt so he would sound like the pig he is. HA
The odor must have been worse then any homeless person TBSC can dredge up!
TBSC Loon DBS

United States

#207 Nov 30, 2013
Hows the job search going, DBS?

Are you still fraudulently claiming that you arent being hired because of your accent?

I hadnt heard of a lot of discrimination against those with eastern euro accents, so I imagine you are not being hired because of your chronic big mac breath.
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#208 Nov 30, 2013
While we're here, let's remind everyone WHY John E. Colby was evicted from his Section 8 digs at Mission Garden apartments on September 20th, this year.

According to the eviction notice he posted, John did the following and more--

•Adversely affecting health, safety and right to quiet enjoyment
•Adverse financial effect on project
•Ongoing harassment of other tenants
•Photographing female caregivers after dark
•False complaints and harassment of staff
•False accusations
•Gathering and publishing personal data
•Publishing personal “genealogical analysis” and “family tree’ of staff and family
•Stalking behavior
•Hostile confrontations
•Aggressive interrogation
•Hostile and inappropriate interactions
•Hang-up phone calls to staff’s home numbers
•Loudly discussing (threatening)“going postal”
•Frightening staff
•Harassment of residents
•Causing multiple unreasonable expenditures
•Making multiple false and baseless complaints
•Require substantial management time and resources
Lying Crapsack DBS

Hayward, CA

#209 Mar 20, 2014
DBS said he speaks two languages besides English here......

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...

I wonder what language he was raised speaking?
Cesspit John

Santa Cruz, CA

#210 Mar 20, 2014
Lying Crapsack DBS wrote:
DBS said he speaks two languages besides English here......
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
I wonder what language he was raised speaking?
Since when does DBS carry YOU around in a sack, John? You still speaking Welfaristani with a lisp while shaking your limp wrist at the world in frustration at being the lowest form of life.
Cleopetra

Sonoma, CA

#211 Mar 21, 2014
Lying Crapsack DBS wrote:
I wonder what language he was raised speaking?
We need a new more nuanced poll!

I vote DBS has a German accent and he was raised in Israel!
John Scrotumlikker

Citrus Heights, CA

#212 Mar 21, 2014
My accent is a bit garbled/gargled since my mouth is usually full of jeffie's do-henry.
Cindy Lou

Mill Valley, CA

#213 Mar 22, 2014
I'm going to make a unique guess. I guess his accent is Southern American. From the slavery era.
John ScrotumLikker

San Jose, CA

#214 Mar 22, 2014
Cindy Lou wrote:
I'm going to make a unique guess. I guess his accent is Southern American. From the slavery era.
You're confusing him with John E Colby the paranoid friendless douche who's only friends are sock puppets. You can't understand him since his mouth is full of RobertNorse's dingleberries.
Buzz_in_ScrotesV alley

Oakland, CA

#215 Mar 22, 2014
Cindy Lou wrote:
I'm going to make a unique guess. I guess his accent is Southern American. From the slavery era.
Funnny u say that! Ya know WHO has a southern not so gentlemen accent? James 'Butthurt Burtnett' Saw him at el Cuidad counsola!

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