What's got a better "Check" on "Reality"

What's got a better "Check" on "Reality"

Created by Elmer Fudd on Feb 10, 2013

348 votes

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John Colby

A box of rocks

Reality Check

Alameda, CA

#66 Mar 21, 2013
75%? You're very generous.
Johns Sphincter

San Francisco, CA

#67 Mar 21, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
75%? You're very generous.
I was being kind. He has been whacked so many times lately he's spamming all over the place, swinging at shadows like a punch drunk fighter.
I felt sorry for him.

The Original Buzz

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#69 Apr 5, 2013
One of 28 neighbors wrote:
If you had any brains would you choose to live where you are hated by all your neighbors? It's sad but it's so bad some of us wish Pat would get worse and she and John would have to leave.
Actually, if John had any brains at all, he'd be able to support himself rather than live in a section 8 welfare sty with an incontinent therapy cat and his hideously obese sister, or is it the incontinent sister and.....
Jay Cee

Santa Cruz, CA

#70 Apr 5, 2013
It is plain as day that John Colby is essential to the survival of Topix, elsewise he would not generate such interest. He has many, many adorers. There are many followers of John Colby whose recreational lives would be crushed were he not here to kick around. Alas, even his bowel movements are speculated upon. Such fascination is usually reserved for only the most famous. Hence, John Colby is famous, Lindsay Lohan famous, and he dwells among us, here in Santa Cruz.
Kookmeyer

Santa Cruz, CA

#71 Apr 6, 2013
Jay Cee wrote:
Hence, John Colby is famous, Lindsay Lohan famous, and he dwells among us, here in Santa Cruz.
"My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income." ~Errol Flynn
Jay Cee

Santa Cruz, CA

#72 Apr 6, 2013
John Colby's star guides us. What is it that Topix depends on for new material?

1. Infallible posts by your personal Topix savior John Colby. 10%.
2. Posts mocking John Colby. 80%.
3. All other posts. 10%.
Buzz

Pacifica, CA

#73 Apr 9, 2013
Jay Cee wrote:
John Colby's star guides us. What is it that Topix depends on for new material?
1. Infallible posts by your personal Topix savior John Colby. 10%.
2. Posts mocking John Colby. 80%.
3. All other posts. 10%.
More ColbyLoser(TM) copy and paste spam.
Jay Cee > J.C. > John Colby

John Colby, section 8 dwelling, two decades running, unemployed parasite. John is well known in the area for writing letters to different public agencies excoriating their behavior and making demands. The mayor of Santa Cruz chastised him for diverting monies for the homeless for his own personal agenda.
28 of his neighbors presented a petition to the management company of his apartment complex demanding his eviction claiming he was a child molester. SCPD doesn't answer his calls because he's a known crank and cries wolf to often.
You can verify a lot of this if you just Google John Colby Santa Cruz or take a look at his LinkedIn page and you'll see just exactly how nutty he is!
Jay Cee

Santa Cruz, CA

#74 Apr 10, 2013
Please note adjusted, accuracy-corrected numbers.
What is it that Topix depends on for new material?

1. Infallible posts by your personal Topix savior John Colby. 5%.
2. Posts mocking John Colby. 85%.
3. All other posts. 10%.
Buzz

Pacifica, CA

#77 Apr 10, 2013
[QUOTE who="Jay(John ColbyLoon)Cee"]Please note adjusted, accuracy-corrected numbers.
What is it that Topix depends on for new material?
1. Infallible posts by your personal Topix savior John Colby. 5%.
2. Posts mocking John Colby. 85%.
3. All other posts. 10%.[/QUOTE]

Can't you do anything better than spam and repost? No wonder you've been annihilated by a box of rocks in this poll. Why don't you just go back to indulging your coprophilic fetishes? After all, you and your apartment are full of it.
Jay Cee

Santa Cruz, CA

#78 Apr 10, 2013
Please note adjusted, accuracy-corrected numbers.
What is it that Topix depends on for new material?

1. Infallible posts by your personal Topix savior John Colby. 5%.
2. Posts mocking John Colby. 85%.
3. All other posts. 10%.
DBS

Santa Clara, CA

#79 Apr 10, 2013
"INFALLIBLE"???????

BWAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAa!!!

Like the ravings about the undercover SCPD cooking Meth on the Patio?????

Or my Trustfund from Daddy's Sniper sales?????

Oh YEAH!!!

REAL "INFALLIBLE"!!!!!
Au Showers

United States

#80 Apr 10, 2013
DBS wrote:
"INFALLIBLE"???????
BWAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAa!!!
Like the ravings about the undercover SCPD cooking Meth on the Patio?????
Or my Trustfund from Daddy's Sniper sales?????
Oh YEAH!!!
REAL "INFALLIBLE"!!!!!
I think JC's meth-fried brain has been overloaded and he's back in his rant cycle.
Jay Cee

Santa Cruz, CA

#81 Apr 11, 2013
It is plain as day that John Colby is essential to the survival of Topix, elsewise he would not generate such interest. He has many, many adorers. There are many followers of John Colby whose recreational lives would be crushed were he not here to kick around. Alas, even his bowel movements are speculated upon. Such fascination is usually reserved for only the most famous. Hence, John Colby is famous, Lindsay Lohan famous, and he dwells among us, here in Santa Cruz.
Buzz

Pacifica, CA

#82 Apr 11, 2013
Jay Cee wrote:
It is plain as day that John Colby is essential to the survival of Topix, elsewise he would not generate such interest. He has many, many adorers. There are many followers of John Colby whose recreational lives would be crushed were he not here to kick around. Alas, even his bowel movements are speculated upon. Such fascination is usually reserved for only the most famous. Hence, John Colby is famous, Lindsay Lohan famous, and he dwells among us, here in Santa Cruz.
More disgusting self-praise coming from Topix biggest loser and loon, John Colby, life-long welfare queen and Grandview Avenue pervert.
Jay Cee

Santa Cruz, CA

#83 Apr 12, 2013
From time to time it is fitting to restate calculations with current accumulated data. Interest in John Colby is now at an all-time high. Of course, all one need do is count the number of threads dedicated to the Topix marvel. But, for those who prefer data-driven statistical analysis, the following is offered, in hope that you, too, will join DBS aka Buzz in ceaseless infatuation of their personal Topix savior.

What is it that Topix depends on for new material?
1. Infallible posts by personal Topix savior John Colby. 3%.
2. Posts mocking John Colby. 90%.
3. All other posts. 7%.
Au Showers

United States

#84 Apr 12, 2013
You really are dumber than a box of rocks John to reposting the same old crap.
WooF

United States

#85 Apr 17, 2013
The ColbyLoons recent postings make that box of rocks looks like MENSA material!
Jax the good dog

Aptos, CA

#86 Apr 17, 2013
WooF wrote:
The ColbyLoons recent postings make that box of rocks looks like MENSA material!
The loose dog also crapped in this thread!
Unfortunately

Santa Cruz, CA

#87 Apr 18, 2013
Jax the good dog wrote:
<quoted text>The loose dog also crapped in this thread!
WooF makes far more sense than "Jax" aka Colby the loon.
Troll Dog Crap

Santa Cruz, CA

#88 Apr 18, 2013
Unfortunately wrote:
<quoted text>
WooF makes far more sense than "Jax" aka Colby the loon.
More dog crap in this thread, I see. We need a large pooper-scooper!

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