What will John Colby accomplish in 2013?

What will John Colby accomplish in 2013?

Created by The Original Buzz on Dec 28, 2012

43 votes

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Nothing

Divert money from the homeless

Remain UCSC's least successful

Get even fatter

Continue as Topix's biggest troll

Reside in Mission Garedens

Stay on Welfare

Annoy civic leaders

Maintain his laughingstock status

All the above and LESS

move out

Santa Cruz, CA

#43 May 27, 2013
Dongless welfare John

United States

#44 May 27, 2013
This is why John Colby probably will not accomplish anything other than getting arrested in 2013:

John Colby, section 8 dwelling, two decades running, unemployed parasite. Colby has spelling issues since his primary language is whiny Welfaristanian and also has a pronounced lisp which intensifies as his chins tremble when excited. John is well known in the area for writing letters to different public agencies excoriating their behavior and making demands. The mayor of Santa Cruz chastised him for diverting monies for the homeless for his own personal agenda.
28 of his neighbors presented a petition to the management company of his apartment complex demanding his eviction claiming he was a child molester. SCPD doesn't answer his calls because he's a known crank and cries wolf to often.
You can verify a lot of this if you just Google John Colby Santa Cruz or take a look at his LinkedIn page and you'll see just exactly how nutty he is.

John, in a current Topix thread was voted less in touch with reality than a box of rocks by a 5-1 margin.
WooF is absurd

Santa Cruz, CA

#45 May 27, 2013
What would John Colby be arrested for? He's a straight arrow. Ask SCPD Officer Dave Emigh.
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#46 May 27, 2013
WooF is absurd wrote:
What would John Colby be arrested for?
Peeping in his neighbor's windows at 4AM?
Clueless Nuts and Spam

United States

#47 May 28, 2013
John will continue adding to his impressive record-setting collection of clueless nuts and spam ratings on Topix. In addition he will continue to be the most deleted poster according to the censors in this forum.
WooF mach 2 star

Santa Cruz, CA

#48 May 28, 2013
Buzz

Pacifica, CA

#49 May 29, 2013
WooF John Colby mach 2 star wrote:
http://youtu.be/y11DjHs_wAo
I guess you consider the posting of links that no one will bother to click on is an accomplishment? Is that correct, John?
Got Booted out

San Francisco, CA

#51 Jul 2, 2013
Now THERE'S an "accomplishment"!!!
H0uzeHunta

Brentwood, CA

#52 Jul 2, 2013
BIG deal. He can re-loacate up the block:

http://www.mlslistings.com/PropertyDetails.as...
H0uzeHunta

Brentwood, CA

#53 Jul 2, 2013
Then when he get his big win aginst the JSCO lawyer he can bu this and spam with an ocean view. Won't DBS be jealous.

http://www.mlslistings.com/PropertyDetails.as...
Buzz

Pacifica, CA

#54 Jul 2, 2013
H0uzeHunta wrote:
Then when he get his big win aginst the JSCO lawyer he can bu this and spam with an ocean view. Won't DBS be jealous.
http://www.mlslistings.com/PropertyDetails.as...
I am sure that neither property will accept food stamps or section 8 vouchers.

The BIG WIN is JSCO's and John's long-suffering neighbors.

P.S. Maybe Ed Frey can give John a welfare rate towards the rental of his infamous Porto-pottie?
WooF

United States

#55 Jul 4, 2013
He might manage to also win the Darwin award in 2013 at the rate he's going.
Glad Johns Evicted

Pacifica, CA

#56 Jul 11, 2013
At long last.MGA gets rid of the lying, slandering, mean-spirited John Colby, soon to be evicted, section 8 dwelling, two decades running, unemployed parasite. John is well known in the area for writing letters to different public agencies excoriating their behavior and making demands. The mayor of Santa Cruz chastised him for diverting monies for the homeless for his own personal agenda.
28 of his neighbors presented a petition to the management company of his apartment complex demanding his eviction claiming he was a child molester. SCPD doesn't answer his calls because he's a known crank and cries wolf to often.
You can verify a lot of this if you just Google John Colby Santa Cruz or take a look at his LinkedIn page and you'll see just exactly how nutty he is.

John, in a current Topix thread was voted less in touch with reality than a box of rocks by a 6-1 margin.

All the above plus he recent spate of deranged posting accounts for his poor showing in this poll.
DBS

Santa Clara, CA

#57 Aug 11, 2013
H0uzeHunta wrote:
Then when he get his big win aginst the JSCO lawyer he can bu this and spam with an ocean view. Won't DBS be jealous.
http://www.mlslistings.com/PropertyDetails.as...
Sure thing STBO Whackjob!!
The Obvious

Santa Cruz, CA

#58 Aug 11, 2013
We can add these to Reality Check John's list of accomplishments for 2013:

Getting evicted from his Section 8 apartment because he stalked and harassed his neighbors and the staff of Mission Gardens apartments.

Getting banned from the TBSC Facebook group for stalking and harassing people in the group

Way to go John! You should feel a real sense of accomplishment. Or shame.
The Obvious

Santa Cruz, CA

#59 Aug 11, 2013
Yeah, John's leaving MGA for a much better space:

http://www.santacruzlive.com/blogs/dmilleredi...

It doesn't have an ocean view, but it's got lots of space to move around.
DBS

San Francisco, CA

#60 Aug 15, 2013
Maybe he'll find an RV??

doubtful.

The Original Buzz

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#61 Aug 15, 2013
John did manage to finally get his fat ass evicted from MGA http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic...

And he's been going "postal" ever since. He's created an "enemies' list, both real and imagined, that would fill several sheets of binder paper!
WooF

El Sobrante, CA

#62 Aug 15, 2013
At least one "bowl" a day!

More info on John Colby, soon to be evicted, section 8 dwelling, two decades running, unemployed parasite. John is well known in the area for writing letters to different public agencies excoriating their behavior and making demands. The mayor of Santa Cruz chastised him for diverting monies for the homeless for his own personal agenda.
28 of his neighbors presented a petition to the management company of his apartment complex demanding his eviction claiming he was a child molester. SCPD doesn't answer his calls because he's a known crank and cries wolf to often.
You can verify a lot of this if you just Google John Colby Santa Cruz or take a look at his LinkedIn page and you'll see just exactly how nutty he is.

John, in a current Topix thread was voted less in touch with reality than a box of rocks by a 6-1. His neighbors are overjoyed at his eviction in
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic ...
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#63 Aug 18, 2013

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