What will John Colby accomplish in 2013?

Created by The Original Buzz on Dec 28, 2012

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Nothing

Divert money from the homeless

Remain UCSC's least successful

Get even fatter

Continue as Topix's biggest troll

Reside in Mission Garedens

Stay on Welfare

Annoy civic leaders

Maintain his laughingstock status

All the above and LESS

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“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#1 Dec 28, 2012
Accomplishing all the above will be child's play for John. What I'm curious about is to see what new depths he'll plumb. One thing for certain, he'll enter into his 6th year at Mission Garedens section 8 welfare ghetto continually complaining about it.
Lazy John Mc Welfare

United States

#2 Dec 28, 2012
You can be sure John will accomplish nothing positive in 2013. I think he's becoming far less relevant as people catch on to the fact that all he does is hurt their cause when he advocates for it. He is really nothing but a zero with delusions of grandeur.
Post No Bums

United States

#3 Dec 29, 2012
I think John will step over the line this year and get his blubbery butt thrown in the Santa Cruz County jail. Welfare fraud??
John the lying crapsack

Sunnyvale, CA

#4 Dec 29, 2012
Hopefully he and FAT Pat will get evicted from Catcrap Garedens and go back to upstate New York.
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#5 Dec 29, 2012
Post No Bums wrote:
I think John will step over the line this year and get his blubbery butt thrown in the Santa Cruz County jail. Welfare fraud??
http://ssa-custhelp.ssa.gov/app/answers/detai...
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#6 Dec 29, 2012
Short Dong John

Alviso, CA

#7 Dec 29, 2012
Post No Bums wrote:
I think John will step over the line this year and get his blubbery butt thrown in the Santa Cruz County jail. Welfare fraud??
From your mouth to God's ear. I'll bet his beleaguered neighbors are praying for that to happen.
Worse comes to worst he will keep eating until he explodes and can go spend a little time with DBS's dad until St. Peter catches the error and puts him on an elevator to the basement.
John the lying crapsack

Sunnyvale, CA

#8 Dec 29, 2012
How's the job search going?

Any new leads?

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#9 Dec 30, 2012
In just 2 days ColbyLoser has met or exceeded 5 of the 9 goals listed above. He is impossible to UNDERestimate.
STOMP

Sunnyvale, CA

#10 Jan 2, 2013
BWAAA HAAA HAAAAAa!!!!!

“Get a job, or get lost.”

Since: Aug 12

Aptos

#11 Jan 4, 2013
Has it really been more than a DECADE since ColbyLOSER earned a single penny??
Sniveling John

United States

#12 Jan 4, 2013
The original DBS wrote:
Has it really been more than a DECADE since ColbyLOSER earned a single penny??
Actually John is at the beginning of this third decade as a parasite welfare fraud. No job since 1992 according to him on his LinkedIn profile.

Two jobs and fired both times since 1985. Total time working two years four months. I would guess his job skills are woefully out of date..
DBS

Benicia, CA

#13 Jan 10, 2013
Hey John, your Linkedin page says you blame the JSCo for your failure in life.

Except you were A welfare section-8 parasite before you moved in to Catcrap Garedens.
Mission Gardens Tenant

Santa Cruz, CA

#14 Jan 10, 2013
I think that now 10 days into January John has met or exceeded all the goals outlined above.
I wonder to what new depths of disgustingness he will descend into?
A Fan

Alviso, CA

#15 Jan 11, 2013
I think a Darwin award for 2013 would be a great addition to add to John's list of achievements.
Get a job ColbyLOSER

Benicia, CA

#17 Jan 18, 2013
Get a job ColbyLOSER wrote:
How's the job search going John?
Any leads?
Well?
Buzz

Santa Cruz, CA

#18 Jan 18, 2013
Get a job ColbyLOSER wrote:
<quoted text>
Well?
Another year as a welfare queen?
And the Parrot said

Sunnyvale, CA

#19 Jan 18, 2013
Rawwk "Get a job ya whackjob" Rawwk
Lying John Colby

United States

#20 Feb 12, 2013
So far he's managed to do nothing for the homeless. He's managed to feed his ego by creating tons of new postings and creating new creatures to post under. If nothing else, 2013 will cement his status as biggest whack job and obsessive troll on Topix.
DBS

Cupertino, CA

#21 Apr 20, 2013
Will you even LOOK for a job in 2013?

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