What happens when Colby Chimp can't m...

What happens when Colby Chimp can't make his payday loans?

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Gargling Chimp Colby

Santa Cruz, CA

#1 Mar 4, 2014
I hope they repo his computer and improve his looks.
DBS

San Jose, CA

#2 Mar 4, 2014
They should hold his mangy cats hostage.
MGA Resident

Santa Cruz, CA

#3 Mar 4, 2014
Hopefully he'll be evicted from the area. He'll never make it on his own. It's been shown over and over that no one responds to his pleas.
Buzz

Foster City, CA

#4 Mar 5, 2014
He goes off his meds, and spams like a crazy man in a fit of extreme paranoia.
Colby the Buttmuncher

Foster City, CA

#5 Mar 5, 2014
He'll try selling himself but will end up eating him cats and Robert's dingleberries.
Johnny Bottom

Aptos, CA

#6 Mar 5, 2014
He'll start pimping out Fat Pat.

Speaking of Pat, she's working the table downtown right now in front of SC Coffee Roasting with BJ and Bob Noise. Stop by and say hi!
DoktorCat

Santa Cruz, CA

#7 Mar 11, 2014
He stops taking his meds, eats his therapy cats and hides from the collector.
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#8 Mar 16, 2014
How's the job search going DOCTOR????

Did your homie Aaron get you hired at Fried Twinkies yet?

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