Would you want to be John Colby?

Would you want to be John Colby?

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Notta Mooch

Woodland, CA

#1 Feb 24, 2014
I would never want to be John Colby.

A laughingstock.

Welfare queen for 22 years and counting.

A PhD not worth the paper it's printed on.

In a bizarre relationship with his obese sister,

Has no friends or supporters.


Failed "Chimp" Advocate.


Evicted from section 8 housing for;
•Disrupting liveability
•Adversely affecting health, safety and right to quiet enjoyment
•Adverse financial effect on project
•Ongoing harassment of other tenants
•Photographing female caregivers after dark
•False complaints and harassment of staff
•False accusations
•Gathering and publishing personal data
•Publishing personal “genealogical analysis” and “family tree’ of staff and family
•Stalking behavior
•Hostile confrontations
•Aggressive interrogation
•Hostile and inappropriate interactions
•Hang-up phone calls to staff’s home numbers
•Loudly discussing (threatening)“going postal”
•Frightening staff
•Harassment of residents
•Causing multiple unreasonable expenditures
•Making multiple false and baseless complaints
•Require substantial management time and resources
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Sunnyvale, CA

#2 Mar 9, 2014
How's the job search going John?

How come you haven't asked your pal Aaron Whiting for a job at Fried Twinkies?
certified unemployable

Houston, TX

#3 Mar 9, 2014
DBS wrote:
How's the job search going John?
How come you haven't asked your pal Aaron Whiting for a job at Fried Twinkies?
While being capable of doing the tasks of that job, he is so socially dysfunctional that he would be such a nightmare that it wouldn't work out.

I wouldn't hire him. No manager with any sense would either.
Forum Reader

Santa Cruz, CA

#4 Mar 9, 2014
No, in fact HELL NO!

Santa Cruz, CA

#5 Mar 11, 2014
No, I'd have to give up my sanity, live outdoors and floss with jeffry helms do-henry.

Santa Clara, CA

#6 Mar 16, 2014
He's probably pretty safe from Identity theft, because nobody is sick enough to want to impersonate him!

AND we know that A career Welfare parasite hasn't got anything worth stealing.
John Colby

Santa Cruz, CA

#7 Mar 16, 2014
Why wouldn't you want to be me?

I haven't been able to hold a job in 30 years, I've been evicted from my Section 8 apartment, I have no friends or respect, and I have no hope.

But I am the most popular topic on Topix so there's always that!
TBSC Loons

Hayward, CA

#8 Mar 16, 2014
Well it didnt take long for DBS's impersonation theory to be debunked.


Santa Clara, CA

#9 Mar 16, 2014
But look at it from the bright side:

He's the only self-proclaimed "Homeless advocate" that's even less effective than Robert Kahnjob the Trustfund multi-millionaire and do-nothing blowhard!!

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