Would you want to be John Colby?
Posted in the Santa Cruz Forum
#1 Feb 24, 2014
I would never want to be John Colby.
Welfare queen for 22 years and counting.
A PhD not worth the paper it's printed on.
In a bizarre relationship with his obese sister,
Has no friends or supporters.
Failed "Chimp" Advocate.
Evicted from section 8 housing for;
Adversely affecting health, safety and right to quiet enjoyment
Adverse financial effect on project
Ongoing harassment of other tenants
Photographing female caregivers after dark
False complaints and harassment of staff
Gathering and publishing personal data
Publishing personal genealogical analysis and family tree of staff and family
Hostile and inappropriate interactions
Hang-up phone calls to staffs home numbers
Loudly discussing (threatening)going postal
Harassment of residents
Causing multiple unreasonable expenditures
Making multiple false and baseless complaints
Require substantial management time and resources
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#2 Mar 9, 2014
How's the job search going John?
How come you haven't asked your pal Aaron Whiting for a job at Fried Twinkies?
#3 Mar 9, 2014
While being capable of doing the tasks of that job, he is so socially dysfunctional that he would be such a nightmare that it wouldn't work out.
I wouldn't hire him. No manager with any sense would either.
#4 Mar 9, 2014
No, in fact HELL NO!
#5 Mar 11, 2014
No, I'd have to give up my sanity, live outdoors and floss with jeffry helms do-henry.
#6 Mar 16, 2014
He's probably pretty safe from Identity theft, because nobody is sick enough to want to impersonate him!
AND we know that A career Welfare parasite hasn't got anything worth stealing.
#7 Mar 16, 2014
Why wouldn't you want to be me?
I haven't been able to hold a job in 30 years, I've been evicted from my Section 8 apartment, I have no friends or respect, and I have no hope.
But I am the most popular topic on Topix so there's always that!
#8 Mar 16, 2014
Well it didnt take long for DBS's impersonation theory to be debunked.
#9 Mar 16, 2014
But look at it from the bright side:
He's the only self-proclaimed "Homeless advocate" that's even less effective than Robert Kahnjob the Trustfund multi-millionaire and do-nothing blowhard!!
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