Would you want to be John Colby?
Posted in the Santa Cruz Forum
#1 Feb 24, 2014
I would never want to be John Colby.
Welfare queen for 22 years and counting.
A PhD not worth the paper it's printed on.
In a bizarre relationship with his obese sister,
Has no friends or supporters.
Failed "Chimp" Advocate.
Evicted from section 8 housing for;
•Adversely affecting health, safety and right to quiet enjoyment
•Adverse financial effect on project
•Ongoing harassment of other tenants
•Photographing female caregivers after dark
•False complaints and harassment of staff
•Gathering and publishing personal data
•Publishing personal “genealogical analysis” and “family tree’ of staff and family
•Hostile and inappropriate interactions
•Hang-up phone calls to staff’s home numbers
•Loudly discussing (threatening)“going postal”
•Harassment of residents
•Causing multiple unreasonable expenditures
•Making multiple false and baseless complaints
•Require substantial management time and resources
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#2 Mar 9, 2014
How's the job search going John?
How come you haven't asked your pal Aaron Whiting for a job at Fried Twinkies?
#3 Mar 9, 2014
While being capable of doing the tasks of that job, he is so socially dysfunctional that he would be such a nightmare that it wouldn't work out.
I wouldn't hire him. No manager with any sense would either.
#4 Mar 9, 2014
No, in fact HELL NO!
#5 Mar 11, 2014
No, I'd have to give up my sanity, live outdoors and floss with jeffry helms do-henry.
#6 Mar 16, 2014
He's probably pretty safe from Identity theft, because nobody is sick enough to want to impersonate him!
AND we know that A career Welfare parasite hasn't got anything worth stealing.
#7 Mar 16, 2014
Why wouldn't you want to be me?
I haven't been able to hold a job in 30 years, I've been evicted from my Section 8 apartment, I have no friends or respect, and I have no hope.
But I am the most popular topic on Topix so there's always that!
#8 Mar 16, 2014
Well it didnt take long for DBS's impersonation theory to be debunked.
#9 Mar 16, 2014
But look at it from the bright side:
He's the only self-proclaimed "Homeless advocate" that's even less effective than Robert Kahnjob the Trustfund multi-millionaire and do-nothing blowhard!!
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