You had "pet-mommy" sex when you were a kid. When your mom finally stopped you went for boys. Then it was men at bus stations.<quoted text>
Now you see right there is what I am talking about. You like men, cool! You like women, cool! But if you just don't give a sh!t and will take either one, I dunno. Kinda slutty or something. But that's just me! Enjoy! I like women. All smooth and smell good. Ah good times! WOOT!
Now you troll for young guys at arcades and comic book stores. I guess semen from lads under 21 is what 'floats your boat'.
Poor ol' Union City queer-o.