Buzz stalks as "Gargling John Colby"

Buzz stalks as "Gargling John Colby"

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Dangerous Teacher Buzz

San Jose, CA

#1 Jul 31, 2014
DANGEROUS TEACHER IN SCOTTS VALLEY: Click on the following link to read abusive posts by "Buzz", but be prepared, they are very lewd.....Archive for abuse posts/incest allegations by Buzz.....

THIS A WARNING FOR ALL PARENTS, THERE IS A POSSIBLY ABUSIVE TEACHER/PREDATOR IN THE COMMUNITY: Please read this post for important safety information about an individual who says he is a teacher in Scotts Valley. Topix user "Buzz" posts about incest, and incest is no joking matter, it is a sign of abuse in the family. He has been posting these abusive comments by the hundreds as he stalks other topix users. Lately Buzz has also been posting as "John Colby", "WooF" and "Gargling John Colby". John Colby is the name of one of the homeless advocates he stalks.....Please distribute this information widely!

Buzz says he has been teaching for 40 years and he is Scotts Valley based. Buzz is his nickname and it refers to the large appetite he had when he was a kid. He claims to have a master's degree and he says he went to UCSC. Buzz is most likely in his early to mid 60s, and he has said he weighs over 225 pounds, and he is over 6'2", but he may have changed his appearance recently.

Buzz says he is retired on pension, Social Security, and investments. He says he owns a home valued at $800,000 and has $500k saved + the equity in that home. He has a wife of 39 years and two successful adult children, large extended family and friends. He has also said, "the letters I receive from UC-Berkeley are addressed to "Dr. Buzz"" which implies he has a doctorate, though he contradicts that when says he has a master's degree.

Buzz's wife graduated from UCSC in 1977.....

"Buzz: My wife, UCSC '77, got her teaching credential at San Jose State the year after graduated from UCSC. It took me also one year postgraduate work for my first credential."

Here is an example of one of his abusive posts:
"What do you call your diddling your big fat sister, John? Your neighbors have complained quite a bit about it, so there is probably something to it. I can easily see why over 30 of your neighbors had signed a position calling for your eviction. You are sure one sick, perverted puppy, John."


Tired of being savaged under your Joe Landon sock puppet meme in the Sentinel. You need a break so....
Go give 'Jabba" a jab, John/
Go to her, John C!
She is your Sister!
love her
love her
love her
love her
love her
Its Her meat curtain!
Give her a hoof massage tonight!
She Is Your Sister!
Go To Her, John C!
Donny B

Fairfax, VA

#2 Jul 31, 2014
To see John Colby's curriculum shitae, do a Google search on "john e. colby" and visit his LinkedIn page. It's very illuminating.


John's eviction details and more.


John making demands (be sure to click on the embedded links).


A sample of John in "rant mode".


See John's two posts in the comment section.


John Colby endangered several of his so-called "clients" (Steve Lazow and Andrea Morgan) by posting their personal information and pictures on the Internet during the period June through 2 August 2012. In both instances, John posted particularly detailed information about their physical infirmities, health issues, and included several pictures of them on the Internet. In the case of Ms Morgan, twenty-three days after John's post in Indybay, Ms Morgan was robbed.

So, how much did the publishing of Ms. Morgan's health issues, vulnerabilities, and pictures contribute to her becoming a victim of the robbery? How much did the publishing of Ms Morgan's pictures aid the robber in identifying this fragile human being as being a good target for a robbery? John's very quick to remind everyone that he has a PhD in Computer Science and yet even a freshman taking computer science classes knows the dangers of posting personal information on the Internet. As a PhD, John Colby's actions, in that regard, were careless and negligent to the extreme.

John's also careless about posting his own personal information and that of his sister, Pat. Pictures, home address, phone numbers, the list goes on and on. One one occasion, he even posted his credit card number.


One of John's achievements.


Check out the June 12 edition of Robert Norse's FRSC show with John and Pat Colby providing comic and idiotic relief at:

Throughout the show:

--- Robert messes with the heads of John and Pat Colby.

--- Pat/Jabba is kissing Robert's arse throughout the interview (non-stop "I agree with you, Robert")

--- John the Loon comes across as ignorant (Ummmmm.... Ummmmm.... I don't know.) and is constantly being fed words from his puppet master, Pat/Jabba (I guess we know who wears the pants in that family and it isn't John).

Why would Robert bring the Colbys on the show to talk about a subject that they do not sound very competent in discussing? I can think of two reasons. First, after listening to the Colby toadies, it makes Robert sound all that much more intelligent by comparison. Secondly, it probably was a vanity thing. I'm sure Robert just loved the way John and Pat slobbered over and yielded to his points of view.

Donny B

Fairfax, VA

#3 Jul 31, 2014
WHY did John Colby feel it necessary to broadcast and article to the world via the internet titled "Homeless Services Center puts anemic woman [Ms Morgan] on the streets where she can be raped or robbed", thereby making Ms Morgan an immediate target?

WHY did John Colby feel it necessary to publish pictures of a frail looking Ms Morgan with her walker (she needed the walker to stand erect)?

WHY did John Colby feel it necessary to go into great detail about Ms Morgan's medical conditions and her frailty?

WHY did John Colby feel it necessary to paint a target on the back of Ms Morgan????????

Santa Cruz, CA

#4 Jul 31, 2014
Does John ColbyLoser know who anyone is? He sure like calling everyone "Buzz"?/ Sounds like he's got a bee up his hog like snout. Kudos to anyone who gets that nutjob's panties in a twist! Or does he wear one of his sister's thongs?
Do Henry

Seattle, WA

#5 Jul 31, 2014
The only one wishing he could return to his days of glory -- aka gargling do Henry's is John "Fruit of the Loon" Colby. Welfare queen extraordinaire. Reagan could only dream of a queen like John.

John, is the lint from phattys folds still stuck in your teeth?

Got gargle?

Martinez, CA

#6 Aug 26, 2014

Oakland, CA

#7 Sep 15, 2014
NOW buzz must be Johnny McGargle lolz. he will get tired before we will.
Johnny McGargle

Oakland, CA

#8 Sep 16, 2014
anon wrote:
NOW buzz must be Johnny McGargle lolz. he will get tired before we will.
Probably because he's not powered by METH as is John Colby.

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