Any big Surprise that ColbyLoser is Obese?

Created by Poppin Fresh on Aug 7, 2012

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The original DBS

Benicia, CA

#1 Aug 7, 2012
What do you expect from two Welfare parasites that sit around all day eating, while they complain about the "FREE" ride the rest of us are stuck paying for.
Buzz

United States

#2 Aug 7, 2012
No surprise here. It is part of his M.O. To accuse his critics of his own deficiencies. He likes to claim his detractors are unemployed welfare leeches while he has no job, section 8 housing and collects SSI and mooches off a morbidly obese (like him) sister/wife,
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Only Colby, a Pillsbury Dough Boy look-a-like, would have the brass balls to heckle a 6'2" 225 pound athletic male as fat. So hypocritical--another Colby trademark.
Back on the Pipe

United States

#3 Aug 7, 2012
After witnessing a CTV re-broadcast of Colby pathetically engaging the mayor, I was surprised to see how fat he is, a real lard ball.

After all his heckling DBS about his weight, why should I be surprised that Colby makes DBS look like Twiggy?

He and Pat are really two hogs in one sty!
The original DBS

Benicia, CA

#4 Aug 7, 2012
The really funny part is, I'm not at all fat. Whenever I've asked anyone to guess my weight, they usually say 190-200.They're always surprised when I tell them 225. I wear the exact same size pants I wore in 1983(33waist, 34 length). I've added a bit of upper size, lifting weights and active work. So I went from a size 42 jacket, to a 44. People are also quite surprised when I give my age. I've tried to live a healthy lifestyle, and I'm quite genetically fortunate.
So when a hideously obese Welfare parasite says something about my weight, it's kind of like Jeffrey Dahmer complaining about his neighbor's cooking smells.
Updated for Accuracy

United States

#5 Aug 7, 2012
Needed to update John's profile to 96.8% accuracy. Feel free to use as needed.

John E Colby who posts as DBS, Buzz, Check on Reality, Donny B, endless bummer, takes these names from posters who have offended him by commenting on his crackpot posts. He also frequently posts as Skeptic and Casual Observer.

In his real life, John is an obese, angry, whiny, unemployed, delusional paranoid psychotic who resembles the Pillsbury Dough Boy and lives with his equally morbidly obese sister Pat and two incontinent cats in the Mission Gardens section 8 housing on Grandview in Santa Cruz.

John possesses an enormous, but totally unjustified ego. He claims to have a PhD from UCSC, but lives on public assistance. All the above is verifiable from letters written to IndyBay, Metro Santa Cruz, Topix, the Santa Cruz Sentinel and the San Jose Mercury News. He started on a tirade about meth. He brought meth into almost every thread he posted til it became ludicrous, and he still kept going. MAYBE this is why he's such a mess today.

John's "job" is trying to control all the Topix threads with time outs where he barrages city and county leaders with demands--none of which get serious consideration. He's sent out many complaints to HUD about his section 8 housing and has an ongoing war with JS Co who manages his complex. He's complained for over 3 years, but there he stays. Over 30 of his neighbors signed a petition to have him evicted, alleging he was a threat to children. Unfortunately, John is in a protected class and his neighbors are stuck living next to a ticking time bomb (my opinion).

John also loves to accuse his critics (people he doesn't know except for their posting names which he hijacks) of using meth, being on welfare, being unemployed and doing criminal acts of which there is no evidence. What's the term for someone who projects all his failings on to someone else?
Bedwetting John

Lodi, CA

#6 Aug 7, 2012
Time to bring on the fat jokes!

Makes it easy to explain how John got so excited when people made jokes about Becky being fat. Ooooh, Becky.......
Donny B

Redwood City, CA

#7 Aug 7, 2012
The original DBS wrote:
What do you expect from two Welfare parasites that sit around all day eating, while they complain about the "FREE" ride the rest of us are stuck paying for.
How much do you weigh again? LOL

You are 225 pounds, you are a fat man in his 50s LOL

You calling someone fat is hilarious LOL
Donny B

Redwood City, CA

#8 Aug 7, 2012
The original DBS wrote:
What do you expect from two Welfare parasites that sit around all day eating, while they complain about the "FREE" ride the rest of us are stuck paying for.
Sort of like the free ride your kids are getting at Cabrillo? LOL
Donny B

Redwood City, CA

#9 Aug 7, 2012
The original DBS wrote:
What do you expect from two Welfare parasites that sit around all day eating, while they complain about the "FREE" ride the rest of us are stuck paying for.
So, you are the "Original" DBS? LOL LOL LOL

DBS/Buzz/Donny B posts under new names to harrass people everyday, here is a list of some of them:
The archive threads are:
Archive for DBS/Buzz/Donny B Stalker Names
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
Archive for Racist Statements by DBS, Buzz, and Donny B
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...

Added to the newly UPDATED DBS/Buzz stalker list:
Craig
Despicable John
Beast
Colby is NUTScom
Good Job Officers
HEY FAT PAT
New Reader
Grandview Ave
the Anti DBS Colby
NotDBS
TTT
Fred S
FAT PAT is FATTEST
Get a job Colbyloser
Get a job ColbyLOON

Colby paranoid Troll
Colbys R Nutz
ole 'D
Whinyputz
The Parrot
The LOONs are coming
DBSthe SPAMMER
WOOF
Mooohoohahaaaaa
deja vu
Unemployed Wimp and Blimp

Mr Kitzel
The original DBS
eviction party
FAT PAT
Not DBS
jeff helms
Meth Mouth DBS
Endless Bummer
DBS not Colbyloser
tmc914
The Beast from the East
Drivebyfruiter
The real DBS
The tmc914 name is what DBS uses to post comments on the Santa Cruz Sentinel with, and that handle is associated with the email address tmc914@yahoo.com
Why does DBS post under so many names?
Why did DBS vandalize Becky Johnson's property?
DBS should stop hijacking names!!!!!!!
Also, DBS calls this group of fake names he has created "The Dingleberry Gang"
DBS posts a variety of names with "Colby" in the title, such as Colbyloon, DBS not Colbyloser, or Dumb Hump Colby, etc, or with "John" in the title, such as "Lying John" and "No John". Lately he has been using a woman's name, making handles with "PAT" in them.
Lately, DBS has been using "Grandview" in posts to threaten a person on Topix who lives at an apartment complex named Grandview.
DBS also calls himself "Dave" or "Dan" at times.
Additional possible identities used by DBS:
Buzz
Sum Dim
Phil.i.am
Donny B
Reality Check
Reality Check Santa Cruz
Honey Badger
meow
Xanthippe
Ed Natol
DBS is a really large, angry man who will vandalize your home, or threaten to, if you disagree with him on Topix. He weighs over 225 pounds and is severely obese and has trouble moving, but he is also very dangerous.
How, you ask, does DBS stalk people and add so many abusive comments without being banned from Topix? He uses a router to change his isp, or so he says, and he uses anonymous proxies, which is how he changes how his location appears on Topix comments.
Donny B

Redwood City, CA

#10 Aug 7, 2012
The original DBS wrote:
What do you expect from two Welfare parasites that sit around all day eating, while they complain about the "FREE" ride the rest of us are stuck paying for.
Also, fatty, can you tell us why, if you arent a 225 pound fat slob, why you had to buy your girlfriend a used car for her to have sex with you?
Donny B

Redwood City, CA

#11 Aug 7, 2012
The original DBS wrote:
The really funny part is, I'm not at all fat. Whenever I've asked anyone to guess my weight, they usually say 190-200.They're always surprised when I tell them 225. I wear the exact same size pants I wore in 1983(33waist, 34 length). I've added a bit of upper size, lifting weights and active work. So I went from a size 42 jacket, to a 44. People are also quite surprised when I give my age. I've tried to live a healthy lifestyle, and I'm quite genetically fortunate.
So when a hideously obese Welfare parasite says something about my weight, it's kind of like Jeffrey Dahmer complaining about his neighbor's cooking smells.
190 is also fat for your height and age, dumbass LOL

You arent fooling anyone LOL

You are a fat tub of goo who hates on other people who weigh less than you!!!!!
Donny B

Redwood City, CA

#12 Aug 7, 2012
The original DBS wrote:
What do you expect from two Welfare parasites that sit around all day eating, while they complain about the "FREE" ride the rest of us are stuck paying for.
Also, why did you go over to Becky's house and vandalize her property?

Were you having a fit of some sort?

Were you high on meth that night?

Drunk?

There to steal?
Donny B

Redwood City, CA

#13 Aug 7, 2012
Back on the Pipe wrote:
After witnessing a CTV re-broadcast of Colby engaging the mayor,
Have you ever debated the mayor on television?
Donny B

Redwood City, CA

#14 Aug 7, 2012
The original DBS wrote:
The really funny part is, I'm not at all fat. Whenever I've asked anyone to guess my weight, they usually say 190-200.They're always surprised when I tell them 225. I wear the exact same size pants I wore in 1983(33waist, 34 length). I've added a bit of upper size, lifting weights and active work. So I went from a size 42 jacket, to a 44. People are also quite surprised when I give my age. I've tried to live a healthy lifestyle, and I'm quite genetically fortunate.
So when a hideously obese Welfare parasite says something about my weight, it's kind of like Jeffrey Dahmer complaining about his neighbor's cooking smells.
Size 42-44 is fat, sweetie, especially for a man in his 50s. Keep trying to lose weight, we find it hilarious since you hate on so many people for their weight, you 225 pound flabby old man LOL
Get a job ColbyLOSER

Santa Cruz, CA

#15 Aug 7, 2012
How's the job search going?

Any new prospects?
Donny B

Redwood City, CA

#16 Aug 7, 2012
The original DBS wrote:
The really funny part is, I'm not at all fat. Whenever I've asked anyone to guess my weight, they usually say 190-200.They're always surprised when I tell them 225. I wear the exact same size pants I wore in 1983(33waist, 34 length). I've added a bit of upper size, lifting weights and active work. So I went from a size 42 jacket, to a 44. People are also quite surprised when I give my age. I've tried to live a healthy lifestyle, and I'm quite genetically fortunate.
So when a hideously obese Welfare parasite says something about my weight, it's kind of like Jeffrey Dahmer complaining about his neighbor's cooking smells.
"I've added a bit of upper size" LOL

Those are your manboobs, DBS, gravity added those LOL
Buzz

United States

#17 Aug 7, 2012
Get a job ColbyLOSER wrote:
How's the job search going?
Any new prospects?
He's trying to get it on with Fat Pat. How do two beach balls mate?
The original DBS

Benicia, CA

#18 Aug 7, 2012
Donny B wrote:
<quoted text>
Size 42-44 is fat, sweetie, especially for a man in his 50s. Keep trying to lose weight, we find it hilarious since you hate on so many people for their weight, you 225 pound flabby old man LOL
Okay you Fat-ass Welfare parasite, how much is a 6-2 athletic male supposed to weigh?

And what is YOUR height-to-weight ratio?
Allen Bell

Santa Cruz, CA

#19 Aug 7, 2012
The original DBS wrote:
The really funny part is, I'm not at all fat. Whenever I've asked anyone to guess my weight, they usually say 190-200.They're always surprised when I tell them 225. I wear the exact same size pants I wore in 1983(33waist, 34 length). I've added a bit of upper size, lifting weights and active work. So I went from a size 42 jacket, to a 44. People are also quite surprised when I give my age. I've tried to live a healthy lifestyle, and I'm quite genetically fortunate.
LOL.
Buzz

United States

#20 Aug 8, 2012
Allen Bell wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL.
John why do you post such nonsense, toxic food overload perhaps?

Needed to update John's profile to 96.8% accuracy. Feel free to use as needed.

John E Colby who posts as DBS, Buzz, Check on Reality, Donny B, endless bummer, takes these names from posters who have offended him by commenting on his crackpot posts. He also frequently posts as Skeptic and Casual Observer.

In his real life, John is an obese, angry, whiny, unemployed, delusional paranoid psychotic who resembles the Pillsbury Dough Boy and lives with his equally morbidly obese sister Pat and two incontinent cats in the Mission Gardens section 8 housing on Grandview in Santa Cruz.

John possesses an enormous, but totally unjustified ego. He claims to have a PhD from UCSC, but lives on public assistance. All the above is verifiable from letters written to IndyBay, Metro Santa Cruz, Topix, the Santa Cruz Sentinel and the San Jose Mercury News. He started on a tirade about meth. He brought meth into almost every thread he posted til it became ludicrous, and he still kept going. MAYBE this is why he's such a mess today.

John's "job" is trying to control all the Topix threads with time outs where he barrages city and county leaders with demands--none of which get serious consideration. He's sent out many complaints to HUD about his section 8 housing and has an ongoing war with JS Co who manages his complex. He's complained for over 3 years, but there he stays. Over 30 of his neighbors signed a petition to have him evicted, alleging he was a threat to children. Unfortunately, John is in a protected class and his neighbors are stuck living next to a ticking time bomb (my opinion).

John also loves to accuse his critics (people he doesn't know except for their posting names which he hijacks) of using meth, being on welfare, being unemployed and doing criminal acts of which there is no evidence. What's the term for someone who projects all his failings on to someone else?

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