When will ColbyLOON stop posting to himself?

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Easter Bunny

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The Rabbits are coming!!

Hooray

Hooray!!!
farts Farts FARTS

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Easter Bunny wrote:
The Rabbits are coming!!
Hooray
Hooray!!!
A rarely discussed but commonly known fact that rabbits fart a lot. As much as some people if not more:
A Mexican, an American, and a Pollock
A Mexican, an American, and a Pollock are all in an airplane Flying over Mexico.
The Mexican drops a pear on his country.
When the American asks why he says he loves his country.
Then they're flying over the US and the American drops an apple.
When the Pollock asks why he says because he loves his country.
Then they're flying over the Pollock's country and the Pollock drops a bomb.
When the American and the Mexican ask why he says because he hates his country.
A while later the Mexican is walking the streets and he sees a boy who is crying.
He asks why and the boy says because a pear fell out of the sky and hit him on the head.
The American is walking the streets and he sees a little girl crying.
When he asks her why she says because an apple fell out of the sky and hit her on the head.
The Pollock is walking the streets and he comes to a man that is laughing.
When he asks him why the man says, "Because I farted and the building behind me blew up!"
honeybadger

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May 21, 2012
 

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and whom sniffs those farts colby??
The Parrot

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Rawwwwk

"Get a job ya whackjob"

Rawwwk!!!!
notDBSredneck

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honeybadger wrote:
and I love to sniff those farts everybody
Don't smoke crack and post on Topix. You look like a fool.
Check on Reality

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He's Dingle-Berry. These are the women he attracts:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php...
notDBSredneck

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Check on Reality wrote:
He's Dingle-Berry. These are the women he attracts:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php...
1. Raftice 2 thumbs up
A redhead big girl that gets rid of all dingleberries off any person for only $5 per dingleberry. When she's finished she disposes of them by gobbling them up.
That Raftice really knows how to scoop out those dingleberries!

Interesting...just right kind of girl for DBS not colbyloon! You know those Irishman they love their drink and dingle-barries.
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He wants girls who he can get Irish Mermaids from:

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notDBScrackhead

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The Parrot wrote:
Rawwwwk
" I should Get a job I'm a whackjob"
Rawwwk!!!!
Don't smoke crack and post on Topix. You look like a fool.
The Parrot

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Raawwwwk

"Oooh Jeffie, pass me the K-Y"

Rawwwk!!!
Check on Reality

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He parrotarses his Section 8 Meth luuzer buddy:

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The Parrot

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The Parrot wrote:
Raawwwwk
"Oooh Jeffie, pass me the K-Y"
Rawwwk!!!
Don't smoke crack and post on Topix. I look like a fool.
Shuddup ColbyKOOK

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Don't post at all.

You sound like a fool.
Yo Mama is So Stupid

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Shuddup DBSKOOK wrote:
I shouldn't post at all.
I sound like a fool.
Yo Mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.
Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor.
Shuddup ColbyKOOK

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Colby's mama was so stupid, that when she plopped him out, instead of flushing the toilet, she named him "John".
Check on Reality

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Berry, your jokes are lame. Better ask Colby and his sister for advice on posting funny jokes.
The Parrot

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Rawwk

Not tonight Jeffie, my hemmoroids still hurt

Rawwwk!!!
The Parrot

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The Parrot wrote:
Rawwk
Not tonight Jeffie, my hemmoroids still hurt
Rawwwk!!!
So sorry, Barry, try some Preparation-H cream. It should help.

A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man.

"What's the matter, old man?" says the young man. "Never done anything crazy in your life?"

The old man replies: "Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought you might be my son."
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Rawwk

"Get a job ya whiny welfare wimp"

Rawwk
Check on Reality

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You're just jealous that you can't get published on SC Indybay like Colby does. They keep deleting your personal attacks on Colby there. I guess SC Indybay thinks you're a cyberstalker, a troll.

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