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#712 Aug 29, 2008
There once was a girl from Detroit
Who fancied her fair share of coit
She travelled quite far
To California, by star!
Where she coited with drugged men who loit.
#713 Aug 29, 2008
You guys ought to market this stuff as a diet plan. After a few of those thrown my way I would never eat again.
Come to think of it, I want to lose 5 or 10 pounds before the holidays so that I can pig out and gain it backn without guilt. Do you have any good aversion therapy poems for christmas cookies?
#715 Aug 29, 2008
Why would anyone want to do that to you?
You're a great source of reason on here.
Right before the holidays I try not to eat past 7:30, I cut out alot of carbs, I drink alot of water, I introduce more fiber into my diet, and stay away from bananas and avacados. It works for me.
But I'm sure you're fine the way you are.
There once was a woman named Karen
Who had the slim lines of a heron
While Becky grew plump
Not getting off of her rump
Karen's good advice she was sharing.
#716 Aug 29, 2008
I eat that way all of the time so it just means eating a little less of everything and exercising more.(And before you say so Pat, no homeless person would be very grateful if I shared my extra food with them.)
I hope that Becky comes back soon. She raises a lot of interesting points to disagree with.
#717 Aug 29, 2008
A sluggard of considerable inflation
Wanted more for the homeless ration
But she would not help out
As she stuffed her snout
While bickering to the entire nation.
#720 Aug 30, 2008
Cupcake says she's moving. Maybe her old pace was condemned due to stress fractures on the floor supports.
#721 Aug 30, 2008
Sorry. Old place.
#723 Feb 7, 2014
Greatest BJ quote!!!
#724 Jun 23, 2014
Post of the Century!!!!!!!!
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