On the 6th day of X-mas (DBS version)
Zombie Corpse Rental

San Jose, CA

#24 Dec 14, 2013
LOL 'weigh' not 'way'.

Aggh! The dumb! It's rubbing off on me!

Scary.
DBS

San Jose, CA

#25 Dec 14, 2013
He is Wrong Again wrote:
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Your BMI tells us you are 30-80 pounds overweight.
(A) You obviously know nothing about my Bones or muscular structure.

(B) You obviously know nothing about correct BMI ratios. My Physician describes me as "Quite Genetically Fortunate"

(C) What does that make your FAT SLOB sister? Morbidly Obese to the point of being disabled by her (at Taxpayer expense) disgusting eating habits?
DBS is Big Boned

Rodeo, CA

#27 Dec 14, 2013
The stat was from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Google it.

For some reason topix is not letting me post the link.

Dave Beebe is also a portly man.
ohhh shooooot

Milpitas, CA

#28 Dec 14, 2013
DBS is Big Boned wrote:
The stat was from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Google it.
For some reason topix is not letting me post the link.
Dave Beebe is also a portly man.
ohhh shooooot. Big Bonny Donny Again. Bring back 2009. DBS stalked Becky J and CraigC and JonC for 400! years..........
Trollbuster

Santa Cruz, CA

#29 Dec 14, 2013
Spoiled Baby DBS wrote:
<quoted text>
You are finally admitting your father was the one who bought your house for you?
We know he became wealthy at some point in his life. How did he make his money?
John, we know this may be an inconceivable concept and would never occur to you that DBS's father became wealthy from ...brace yourself.... HARD WORK?!!!!!

Obviously, from your constant jealous, envious, mean cyber trolling about this you are taking your anger at YOUR father for???? and directing it at DBS.

Goodness sakes John, put your big boy pants on, grow up....you're 50 yrs. old....and TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN FAILURES!!

NOBODY owes you ANYTHING
Haywired John

Aptos, CA

#30 Dec 14, 2013
John from Haywired is on a roll!
DBS Welfare Family

Hayward, CA

#31 Dec 14, 2013
Trollbuster wrote:
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John, we know this may be an inconceivable concept and would never occur to you that DBS's father became wealthy from ...brace yourself.... HARD WORK?!!!!!
Obviously, from your constant jealous, envious, mean cyber trolling about this you are taking your anger at YOUR father for???? and directing it at DBS.
Goodness sakes John, put your big boy pants on, grow up....you're 50 yrs. old....and TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN FAILURES!!
NOBODY owes you ANYTHING
I have consistently stated that DBS's father was a good man but DBS most likely became the failure he is because he was spoiled.

I dont blame his family for spoiling him, it is a common mistake in America.

DBS's father deserved the welfare benefits he received and I think most people who receive public assistance deserves it.

Though it would be nice if they paid it back when they become successes.

And in the case of DBS, he shouldnt be hating other families who receive public assistance when his family has received so much of it.
j helms

Oakland, CA

#32 Dec 14, 2013
Did you guys smell the flu, downtown at the mall kiddie snow freakout?? I smelled decomposing beef---like a huge intestinal diss-charge- but it was emanating off the crowd, I could not figure it out at firest--then as soon as I got home---I got a fever and 24 hours it was gone--I don't eat meat.--but veggies can smell the flu a mile away---because beef is the main source of food for alot of people.
j helms

Oakland, CA

#33 Dec 14, 2013
I tried to strike up a conversion with two older men staring intently at the kids playing in the snow---but it was useless, they were too intent on staring at the kids in the snow----I was going to ask them if they were on megans law or not--but I could not risk a throw down with all the kids there.
j helms

Oakland, CA

#34 Dec 15, 2013
That whole kiddie snow thing was kinda creepy with way people were staring at the kids, some where bouncing up and down really fast, like they were sitting on a symbian??--I can think of better things to stare at-maybe for a few minutes? But, I thought it was creepy-maybe I'm just weird
DBS

San Jose, CA

#35 Dec 15, 2013
Spoiled Baby DBS wrote:
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You are finally admitting your father was the one who bought your house for you?
We know he became wealthy at some point in his life. How did he make his money?
No John, that's you lying about your previous fraudulent allegation. You already know my Father didn't buy my House for me.

How do you know he became Wealthy? You still don't know his name.

He might have had a JOB???

You ought to try it someday, then you won't be a Welfare-lecching parasite on society.

And it might be easier to find a new place to live, instead of cowering in FAT Pat's closet.
Spoiled Baby DBS

Hayward, CA

#36 Dec 15, 2013
DBS wrote:
<quoted text>
No John, that's you lying about your previous fraudulent allegation. You already know my Father didn't buy my House for me.
How do you know he became Wealthy? You still don't know his name.
He might have had a JOB???
You ought to try it someday, then you won't be a Welfare-lecching parasite on society.
And it might be easier to find a new place to live, instead of cowering in FAT Pat's closet.
We dont know who bought your house for you. It seems logical that it was your daddy. You have lied so much about it in the past.

All the fine readers of topix know is what you said here.....

"(B) My family purchased a large tract of land in early 80's. My house was constructed in the early 90's. You have ZERO idea who paid for what, so stop posting fraudulent information, when you have NO IDEA what the facts are."

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#37 Dec 15, 2013
DBS wrote:
<quoted text>
No John, that's you lying about your previous fraudulent allegation. You already know my Father didn't buy my House for me.
How do you know he became Wealthy? You still don't know his name.
He might have had a JOB???
You ought to try it someday, then you won't be a Welfare-lecching parasite on society.
And it might be easier to find a new place to live, instead of cowering in FAT Pat's closet.
How many homeless do you think ColbyLoon could shelter in his giant colon?
Zombie Corpse Rental

San Jose, CA

#38 Dec 15, 2013
Spoiled Baby DBS wrote:
<quoted text>
We dont know who bought your house for you. It seems logical that it was your daddy. You have lied so much about it in the past.
All the fine readers of topix know is what you said here.....
"(B) My family purchased a large tract of land in early 80's. My house was constructed in the early 90's. You have ZERO idea who paid for what, so stop posting fraudulent information, when you have NO IDEA what the facts are."
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
You could always get a job and get your own house.
slick rick

Santa Cruz, CA

#39 Dec 15, 2013
Zombie Corpse Rental wrote:
<quoted text>You could always get a job and get your own house.
Be careful, you may get a "legal notice" anonymously online on Topix for telling someone to, "Get a job ya whackjob, RAWWWK!"

ahahahaahahhahhhhhahhaaaaaa
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#40 Dec 15, 2013
Spoiled Baby DBS wrote:
<quoted text>
We dont know who bought your house for you. It seems logical that it was your daddy. You have lied so much about it in the past.

All the fine readers of topix know is what you said here.....

"(B) My family purchased a large tract of land in early 80's. My house was constructed in the early 90's. You have ZERO idea who paid for what, so stop posting fraudulent information, when you have NO IDEA what the facts are."
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
All the fine readers of Topix also know this...

John Colby has a total life time work history of 2.5 years. A 22 year history of mooching off the federal and state governments. He exhibits antisocial and stalking behaviors and placed the so-called "clients" he advocates for at risk due to his negligent actions. He was evicted from Mission Garden Apartments on September 20, 2013. The eviction notice he posted on the internet says he was guilty of:

•Disrupting liveability
•Adversely affecting health, safety and right to quiet enjoyment
•Adverse financial effect on project
•Ongoing harassment of other tenants
•Photographing female caregivers after dark
•False complaints and harassment of staff
•False accusations
•Gathering and publishing personal data
•Publishing personal “genealogical analysis” and “family tree’ of staff and family
•Stalking behavior
•Hostile confrontations
•Aggressive interrogation
•Hostile and inappropriate interactions
•Hang-up phone calls to staff’s home numbers
•Loudly discussing (threatening)“going postal”
•Frightening staff
•Harassment of residents
•Causing multiple unreasonable expenditures
•Making multiple false and baseless complaints
•Require substantial management time and resources

He was evicted from the "Citizens for a Better Santa Cruz" group. In an email to Robert Kahn-Job on November 25, 2013, Steve Pleich stated his reasons for evicting him:

"John consistently attacks those whom he deems to be engaged in some unlawful or secretive enterprise without any foundation in fact whatever. These arguments are always subject to evidence he thinks he will discover through the requests for public records that never seem to yield the substantive proof he needs. By contrast and to be fair, when you criticize or take exception to something, your arguments invariably contain some facts in support or, at least, some scintilla of evidence. I did not create CFAB SC as a forum for John's ceaseless screed about how unfair the world seems to him personally and as a whole; He has two perfectly serviceable facebook pages of his own to publish and pursue that agenda.

By the way, the final "tipping point" for me was John's most recent attack post in which he attributed his facts in support to a "tipster"; his word, not mine."

John Colby REALLY needs help.
Alphonso

Hayward, CA

#41 Dec 16, 2013
This series of threads is hilarious.

I am singing along with you all!

Merry X-mas everyone!!

Dont let the trust fund scrooges get you down this season!!!
alphonsos tears

Santa Cruz, CA

#42 Dec 17, 2013
Alphonso wrote:
This series of threads is hilarious.
I am singing along with you all!
Merry X-mas everyone!!
Dont let the trust fund scrooges get you down this season!!!
don't let the homeless druggies steal your kids bicycles before they receive them for xmas

that would be really sad to feed a drug habit with your children's bicycles like the one's you see homeless people with trashbags and car batteries cruising on.
Craig C

Hayward, CA

#43 Oct 20, 2014
Hey Peeps....

Parents Group is voting on which day to start our annual topix singalong to the 365 Days of X-Mas, the DBS version!

Everyone knows it is X-mas all day and everyday for DBS and his father literally buys him something every day of the year when he gave DBS that trust fund.....

Some in the Parents Group want to start the singalong on Halloween, because DBS is like an unemployed zombie, and others want to start it on the shopping day after Thanksgiving, because it is the busiest shopping day of the year and it is also the busiest day of the year for those who fill DBS's trust fund.....

You can vote here or wait to vote at the next Parents Group meeting!!!!
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#45 Oct 20, 2014
Craig C wrote:
Hey Peeps....
Parents Group is voting on which day to start our annual topix singalong to the 365 Days of X-Mas, the DBS version!
Everyone knows it is X-mas all day and everyday for DBS and his father literally buys him something every day of the year when he gave DBS that trust fund.....
Some in the Parents Group want to start the singalong on Halloween, because DBS is like an unemployed zombie, and others want to start it on the shopping day after Thanksgiving, because it is the busiest shopping day of the year and it is also the busiest day of the year for those who fill DBS's trust fund.....
You can vote here or wait to vote at the next Parents Group meeting!!!!
Why don't you set John's words to music and singalong with John.....

"Those are fighting words...
Those are fighting words...
Call 91...
Ss...
Sstop, and we're gonna call...
Go in here, and we'll call 911..."



The Parents Group can then all wet their pants to show their solidarity with John.

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