The homeless emeline gold miner?

The homeless emeline gold miner?

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j helms

Oakland, CA

#1 Dec 31, 2013
I met a homeless guy on emeline who chose to pitch his tent next to the back part of the hospital parking lot by the creek. Pretty soon he had all these gals and bought a house--he was not buffy and beau or pretty, so I asked him how he did it. He said he found a gold mine!! I guess the old morgue was by the hospital parking lot and the morgue staff threw the old ashes from all the bodies they burned over the side of the hill next to the creek for about 40 years. Well all those gold filling etc. amounted to a house and tons of chicks!!! I would have never have thought of that, I saw long ash pile flowing into the creek and thought nothing of it.
j helms

Oakland, CA

#2 Dec 31, 2013
That old guy was in hobo heaven---he's a big time player now--

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