Why did FAT ASS DBS cross the road?

Why did FAT ASS DBS cross the road?

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Reality Check

San Francisco, CA

#1 Dec 30, 2012
He didn't.

He's too FAT to waddle that far!!!

He weighs 235 pounds and trolls the Santa Cruz Sentinel as 'openid'.
John the lying crapsack

Sunnyvale, CA

#2 Dec 30, 2012
He crossed the road to get into his Vintage Porsche, and drive to WORK!!!!
tupacthug4life

United States

#3 Dec 30, 2012
John the lying crapsack wrote:
He crossed the road to get into his Vintage Porsche, and drive to WORK!!!!
if you worked like i do you could afford a real porsche, not an old one.

you gf also drives a used car, doesn't she?
tupacthug4life

United States

#4 Dec 30, 2012
your gf also drives a used car, right, slim?
John the lying crapsack

Sunnyvale, CA

#5 Dec 30, 2012
tupacthug4life wrote:
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if you worked like i do you could afford a real porsche, not an old one.
you gf also drives a used car, doesn't she?
Wrong again loser!!

I don't like the newer ones. Not enough driver feedback. They're took much like driving a videogame. Otherwise I would buy one.
tupacthug4life

United States

#6 Dec 30, 2012
John the lying crapsack wrote:
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Wrong again loser!!
I don't like the newer ones. Not enough driver feedback. They're took much like driving a videogame. Otherwise I would buy one.
mmmhmmm

maybe i will let you drive mine if you promise to go out and look for a job
tupacthug4life

United States

#7 Dec 30, 2012
tupacthug4life wrote:
your gf also drives a used car, right, slim?
he doesnt want to talk about the car his gf has to drive

i just bought my lady a 2013 C350 mercedes benz

beat that, unemployed boy
tupacthug4life

United States

#8 Dec 30, 2012
John the lying crapsack wrote:
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Wrong again loser!!
I don't like the newer ones. Not enough driver feedback. They're took much like driving a videogame. Otherwise I would buy one.
you say you can afford a new porsche, but you make your gf drive a used vw

someone isnt telling the truth
John the lying crapsack

Sunnyvale, CA

#9 Dec 30, 2012
tupacthug4life wrote:
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he doesnt want to talk about the car his gf has to drive
i just bought my lady a 2013 C350 mercedes benz
beat that, unemployed boy
Sure you did!!!

I didn't know that Matchbox made a C350.

But we know a screwball section-8 loser doesn't have a GF, except his FAT PIG sister, the other Welfare-leeching parasite!!!
Reality Check

Foster City, CA

#10 Jan 1, 2013
John the lying crapsack wrote:
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Sure you did!!!
I didn't know that Matchbox made a C350.
But we know a screwball section-8 loser doesn't have a GF, except his FAT PIG sister, the other Welfare-leeching parasite!!!
It sounds like he has a better car than you, and so does his gf lol

And he EARNED his money, unlike you, who hasn't worked an honest day in his life.
STOMP

Sunnyvale, CA

#11 Jan 2, 2013
He crossed the road to STOMP A Welfare parasite!!!
Reality Check

Sunol, CA

#12 Jan 15, 2013
STOMP wrote:
He crossed the road to STOMP A Welfare parasite!!!
Another violent threat from DBS, I see.
John the lying crapsack

Santa Clara, CA

#13 Jan 15, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
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Another violent threat from DBS, I see.
Nice of you to admit you're a Welfare parasite!!!

BWAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!!
Reality Check

Sunol, CA

#14 Jan 15, 2013
John the lying crapsack wrote:
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Nice of you to admit you're a Welfare parasite!!!
BWAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!!
You didn't go to high school, did you, DBS?
Reality Check

Sunol, CA

#15 Jan 15, 2013
John the lying crapsack wrote:
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Nice of you to admit you're a Welfare parasite!!!
BWAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!!
Did you even TRY looking for a job today, or TRY starting your diet today?????
Reality Check

United States

#16 Jan 30, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
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Did you even TRY looking for a job today, or TRY starting your diet today?????
DBS wont even register for classes at Cabrillo. All he does is threaten people on topix.
WOOF

San Jose, CA

#17 Jan 30, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
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DBS wont even register for classes at Cabrillo. All he does is threaten people on topix.
Maybe he should go there, borrow six figures, earn an alleged PHD and spend the next 20 years on welfare!

And then whine about how awful his failed life is by spamming to himself.

Oh yeah, where do I sign up for THAT????
Reality Check

United States

#18 Jan 30, 2013
WOOF wrote:
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Maybe he should go there, borrow six figures, earn an alleged PHD and spend the next 20 years on welfare!
And then whine about how awful his failed life is by spamming to himself.
Oh yeah, where do I sign up for THAT????
I would offer to pay for your education if you would agree to take some women's studies classes at Cabrillo.
Reality Check

United States

#19 Jan 30, 2013
WOOF wrote:
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Maybe he should go there, borrow six figures, earn an alleged PHD and spend the next 20 years on welfare!
And then whine about how awful his failed life is by spamming to himself.
Oh yeah, where do I sign up for THAT????
Also, no degree, from a bachelor's to a PhD, costs six figures at UCSC, you fat fool.
Reality Check

United States

#20 Jan 30, 2013
WOOF wrote:
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Maybe he should go there, borrow six figures, earn an alleged PHD and spend the next 20 years on welfare!
And then whine about how awful his failed life is by spamming to himself.
Oh yeah, where do I sign up for THAT????
This is DBS who posted this, in case people didn't figure it out already lol

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