How is John E.Colby's job search going?
Buzz

Pacifica, CA

#23 Apr 11, 2013
Jay Cee wrote:
It is plain as day that John Colby is essential to the survival of Topix, elsewise he would not generate such interest. He has many, many adorers. There are many followers of John Colby whose recreational lives would be crushed were he not here to kick around. Alas, even his bowel movements are speculated upon. Such fascination is usually reserved for only the most famous. Hence, John Colby is famous, Lindsay Lohan famous, and he dwells among us, here in Santa Cruz.
More copy and paste by Topix greatest loser John Colby. Your self-praise is beyond disgusting.
Jay Cee

Santa Cruz, CA

#24 Apr 12, 2013
From time to time it is fitting to restate calculations with current accumulated data. Interest in John Colby is now at an all-time high. Of course, all one need do is count the number of threads dedicated to the Topix marvel. But, for those who prefer data-driven statistical analysis, the following is offered, in hope that you, too, will join DBS aka Buzz in ceaseless infatuation of their personal Topix savior.

What is it that Topix depends on for new material?
1. Infallible posts by personal Topix savior John Colby. 3%.
2. Posts mocking John Colby. 90%.
3. All other posts. 7%.
Au Showers

United States

#25 Apr 12, 2013
Jay Cee why don't you get a job and not be a worthless loon like that other voice in your head, John Colby? Break the mold, quit being everyone's urinal!
DBS

Santa Clara, CA

#26 Apr 19, 2013
How's the job search going John?

Any new prospects?

Or will you keep on burdening the Taxpayers with your parasite career?
jax party

Santa Cruz, CA

#27 Apr 19, 2013
Isn't the topix-troll out of crap yet?
WooF

Walnut Creek, CA

#28 Apr 19, 2013
jax party wrote:
Isn't the topix-troll out of crap yet?
John Colby never runs out of crap; he just keeps on pooping it out on Topix, the Sentinel, IndyCrap ad infinitum. Too bad he can't sell it and keep from being a life-long burden on the taxpayer.
DBS

Santa Clara, CA

#29 Apr 20, 2013
Which is gonna happen first?

Will FAT Pat make it across the road?

Or will John look for a job?
WooF

Oakland, CA

#30 Apr 21, 2013
DBS wrote:
Which is gonna happen first?
Will FAT Pat make it across the road?
Or will John look for a job?


She and John are eating Jay Cee.
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#31 Apr 26, 2013
DBS wrote:
Which is gonna happen first?
Will FAT Pat make it across the road?
Or will John look for a job?
Well???
DBS

San Jose, CA

#34 May 23, 2013
Hey John, if you look in the "Help wanted" classified ads in the Sentinel, you will find that the largest number of ads are for the Computer industry.

You claim to have a PHD in computer Science, so why have you been unemployed and costing the Taxpayers for so many years?
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#35 Jun 3, 2013
DBS wrote:
Hey John, if you look in the "Help wanted" classified ads in the Sentinel, you will find that the largest number of ads are for the Computer industry.
You claim to have a PHD in computer Science, so why have you been unemployed and costing the Taxpayers for so many years?
Well?
WooF

United States

#36 Jun 4, 2013
DBS wrote:
Hey John, if you look in the "Help wanted" classified ads in the Sentinel, you will find that the largest number of ads are for the Computer industry.
You claim to have a PHD in computer Science, so why have you been unemployed and costing the Taxpayers for so many years?
Unfortunately his job search is going nowhere. The crazy loon would rather sit and spam 24/7 then do anything like support himself!
WooF

United States

#37 Jun 4, 2013
Quit spamming start job hunting!
WooFs Desserts

Santa Cruz, CA

#38 Jun 4, 2013
How many HoHos can WooF sleep with using his Obama Bucks?
Nyteley000000n

Freedom, CA

#39 Jun 6, 2013
WooFs Desserts wrote:
How many HoHos can WooF sleep with using his Obama Bucks?
I Eat up sum HoHos,
Pop 6 No-doz,
Snort up farrelz Do-yos
I Don't work at Fro-yo

TBSC trolls see me commin they better say uh-oh....
Buzz

Pacifica, CA

#40 Jun 6, 2013
Nyteley000000n wrote:
<quoted text>
I Eat up sum HoHos,
Pop 6 No-doz,
Snort up farrelz Do-yos
I Don't work at Fro-yo
TBSC trolls see me commin they better say uh-oh....
This makes it pretty obvious why you haven't been able to get a job since 1992 and have to mooch off the taxpayer!
WooF

United States

#41 Jun 7, 2013
No John, being a parasite is not a job!
DBS

Santa Clara, CA

#42 Jun 8, 2013
Hey John, did you ride FAT Pat's mobility Scooter down to the Boardwalk to look for a job yet?

Or did she not let you use it because you won't get her away from Marlboro Country?

you could always WALK down Bay st.

Or is that too much like WORK??
WooF

United States

#43 Jun 9, 2013
John is too tired to go out and look for work since he's up at three in the morning spamming nonsense in this forum and then it's time for him to go out and peep in his neighbors windows. PoorJohn has no time to get enough rest to be able to hold a job!
WooF is Meth Tweaker

Santa Cruz, CA

#44 Jun 9, 2013
Maybe Don Lane or Micah Posner will hire you to be their footstool. Dumb dog!

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