How is John E.Colby's job search going?

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DBS

San Jose, CA

#1 Feb 12, 2013
Good thing he's got that "Freshly minted" PHD!!!!

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#2 Feb 13, 2013
DBS wrote:
Good thing he's got that "Freshly minted" PHD!!!!
BWAHAHAHBAHAHA!!
DBS

San Jose, CA

#3 Feb 13, 2013
How's it going John?

Did you look in the "Help wanted" classified?

All it takes is a six-pack of turned in deposit cans, and you can buy a newspaper!!
Psychotic Colby

United States

#4 Feb 14, 2013
John Colby is looking for a job??? Naw, I checked with the Weather Channel and nothing was said about hell freezing over!
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#6 Mar 23, 2013
How's the job search going John?

Got any news leads?

The Safeway in Aptos hires people with Down's Syndrome to bag groceries and bring in shopping carts.

Won't you do SOMETHING to be a productive member of society?

Or are SO "special" that you don't have to?
DBS

San Jose, CA

#7 Mar 27, 2013
DBS wrote:
How's the job search going John?
Got any news leads?
The Safeway in Aptos hires people with Down's Syndrome to bag groceries and bring in shopping carts.
Won't you do SOMETHING to be a productive member of society?
Or are SO "special" that you don't have to?
Well???
Get a job ColbyLOSER

Sunnyvale, CA

#8 Mar 29, 2013
Maybe the Boardwalk will hire you?
N1teL00n

San Jose, CA

#9 Mar 30, 2013
Get a job ColbyLOSER wrote:
Maybe the Boardwalk will hire you?
Yea they'll hire Colby and Becky for the summer concert series.
What song will they play?

BUM DADDY BUM DADDY......DBS!BUM DADDY BUM DADDY......BUM DADDY BUM DADDY......DBS!BUM DADDY BUM DADDY......DBS!
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#10 Mar 30, 2013
N1teL00n wrote:
<quoted text>
Yea they'll hire Colby and Becky for the summer concert series.
What song will they play?
BUM DADDY BUM DADDY......DBS!BUM DADDY BUM DADDY......BUM DADDY BUM DADDY......DBS!BUM DADDY BUM DADDY......DBS!
Then they can sing that Beatles song "I'm a LOSER"!!!!
Get a job ColbyLOSER

Sunnyvale, CA

#11 Mar 30, 2013
Or "Do you see the little Piggies"?
And the Parrot said

Cupertino, CA

#12 Apr 4, 2013
Rawwk "Get a job ya whackjob" Rawwk!!

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#13 Apr 5, 2013
And the Parrot said wrote:
Rawwk "Get a job ya whackjob" Rawwk!!
Do you think there are many job openings for a person whose only qualification is extensive butt calluses from sofa surfing?
DBS

Cupertino, CA

#14 Apr 8, 2013
How's the job search going John?

Or are you "Down the home stretch" for TWENTY FIVE years of being a parasite on the Taxpayers?
Jay Cee

Santa Cruz, CA

#15 Apr 8, 2013
John Colby's star guides us. What is it that Topix depends on for new material?

1. Infallible posts by your personal Topix savior John Colby. 10%.
2. Posts mocking John Colby. 80%.
3. All other posts. 10%.
Buzz

San Ramon, CA

#16 Apr 8, 2013
Jay Cee wrote:
John Colby's star guides us. What is it that Topix depends on for new material?
1. Infallible posts by your personal Topix savior John Colby. 10%.
2. Posts mocking John Colby. 80%.
3. All other posts. 10%.
Another ColbyLoser(TM) repost.
Jay Cee > J.C. > John Colby welfare bum.
And the Parrot said

Cupertino, CA

#17 Apr 9, 2013
Rawwk!!
Jay Cee

Santa Cruz, CA

#19 Apr 10, 2013
Please note adjusted, accuracy-corrected numbers.
What is it that Topix depends on for new material?

1. Infallible posts by your personal Topix savior John Colby. 5%.
2. Posts mocking John Colby. 85%.
3. All other posts. 10%.
Buzz

San Ramon, CA

#20 Apr 10, 2013
[QUOTE who="Jay(John Colby)Cee"]Please note adjusted, accuracy-corrected numbers.
What is it that Topix depends on for new material?
1. Infallible posts by your personal Topix savior John Colby. 5%.
2. Posts mocking John Colby. 85%.
3. All other posts. 10%.[/QUOTE]
You tell 'em, John, you poor pathetic coprophile!
DBS

Cupertino, CA

#21 Apr 10, 2013
"Infallible posts"?????

Like the ones about the imaginary Methcookers on the patio are really undercover SCPD???

Or the birdcrap on the bumper is a "hate crime" against "percieved LGBT???

Or my "Trustfund from Daddy's Sniper sales"???

Yeah, "INFALLIBLE"!!!!!
Jay Cee

Santa Cruz, CA

#22 Apr 11, 2013
It is plain as day that John Colby is essential to the survival of Topix, elsewise he would not generate such interest. He has many, many adorers. There are many followers of John Colby whose recreational lives would be crushed were he not here to kick around. Alas, even his bowel movements are speculated upon. Such fascination is usually reserved for only the most famous. Hence, John Colby is famous, Lindsay Lohan famous, and he dwells among us, here in Santa Cruz.

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