How does Colby help the homeless when he spams 24/7?

Created by The Original Buzz on Jan 20, 2013

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He doesn't.

He can do anything.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Disgusted

Santa Cruz, CA

#87 Feb 19, 2013
He's too selfish and hateful to help enyone else.
ColbyPerv

United States

#88 Feb 20, 2013
Disgusted wrote:
He's too selfish and hateful to help enyone else.
Actually he's even worse than that!
Hail Yes

Santa Cruz, CA

#89 Feb 22, 2013
Every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear that John Colby is LORD!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php...
Get a job ColbyLOSER

Sunnyvale, CA

#90 Feb 23, 2013
How's that "Homeless advocate" thing working out John?

Kinda like your "Job Search"?
Allen Bell

Alviso, CA

#91 Feb 24, 2013
Truth be told John isn't interested in helping the homeless he's just interested in promoting himself. Considering he has nothing positive at all going for him it's amazing that his mind works in this fashion.
We Dont Need No Armbands

Santa Cruz, CA

#92 Feb 24, 2013
Get a job ColbyLOSER

San Jose, CA

#93 Feb 24, 2013
We Dont Need No Armbands wrote:
http://www.indybay.org/uploads /2011/11/09/robert-norse-salut e-2011.jpg
Leave it to ColbyLOON and BJ, UCSC's two biggest failures, to worship Robert Kahnjob!!
Sock Puppet

United States

#94 Feb 25, 2013
Get a job ColbyLOSER wrote:
<quoted text>
Leave it to ColbyLOON and BJ, UCSC's two biggest failures, to worship Robert Kahnjob!!
Only because he has a trust fund. Zero money dweebs salivate at the thought of getting close to someone with money.
Allen Bell

Santa Cruz, CA

#95 Feb 28, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
Oh, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, beggin', beggin'
Hello, I'm standin' out here at the front door
Hello, can you hear me? I'm at the front door
And my key ain't workin', where you at? Let me in
You ain't comin' in here
What the hell you mean I can't come in?
Oh no, I know she just didn't hang up what she thinkin'?
Oh no, here we go, I'm 'bout to kick this door in
I hear the po po comin' see my clothes out the window
She put me out and I ain't got nowhere else to go
Your heart's my house, it's where I sleep
Without my baby a bum is what I'd be
What am I gonna do if you ain't there to come home to?
Girl I'm gon' be out on the streets if I ain't with you
You may see me on the corner of the streets
Standin' with a cup in my hand holdin' a sign up
Sayin' that I'm homeless, I'm homeless, girl I'm homeless
And I'm beggin', I'm beggin'
'Cause me without you is like a gin with no juice
It's like a chain with no jewels, it's like your man's here beggin'
And homeless, I'm homeless, girl I'm homeless
And I'm beggin', I'm beggin', yeah
Damn it feels like I've been sleepin' on a box and
Damn it seem like I be close to pushin' carts and
I don't wanna work 'cause I need spend it on you and
I'm talkin' to myself 'cause I ain't talkin' to you
Damn, damn, damn
Damn, damn, I missin' how you was my hot chocolate
Girl damn I'm really missin' how you used to drop it
My food all it tastes like it came straight out the garbage
And the girls I'm meetin' they be garbage
Your heart's my house, it's where I sleep
Without my baby a bum is what I'd be
What am I gonna do if you ain't there to come home to?
(From: http://www.elyrics.net )
Girl, I'm gon' be out on the streets if I ain't with you
You may see me on the corner of the streets
Standin' with a cup in my hand holdin' a sign up
Sayin' that I'm homeless, I'm homeless, girl I'm homeless
And I'm beggin', I'm beggin'
'Cause me without you is like a gin with no juice
It's like a chain with no jewels, it's like your man's here beggin'
And homeless, I'm homeless, girl I'm homeless
And I'm beggin', I'm beggin', yeah
Girl I'm nothin', I'm struglin', got nothin' but my name
I ain't askin' for to much I just need a lil' change in my life
I ain't right and I never should've done you wrong
Girl it ain't about the house, baby that don't mean a thing to me
All I need is you, so if that means I gotta work for the rest of my life
I swear I'll make it up to you
You may see me on the corner of the streets
Standin' with a cup in my hand holdin' a sign up
Sayin' that I'm homeless, I'm homeless, girl I'm homeless
I'm beggin' you
'Cause me without you is like a gin with no juice
It's like a chain with no jewels, it's like your man's here beggin'
And homeless, I'm homeless, girl I'm homeless
And I'm beggin', I'm beggin', yeah
Baby I'm beggin' you, I'll do what I gotta do
I might as well be homeless if I can't be without you
Baby I'm beggin' you, I'll do what I gotta do
I might as well be homeless if I can't be without you
Baby I'm beggin' you, I'll do what I gotta do
I might as well be homeless if I can't be without you
Baby I'm beggin' you, I'll do what I gotta do
I might as well be homeless if I can't be without you
John, How does spamming crap like this help the homeless?
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#97 Jan 25, 2014
How's the job search going "DOCTOR"?

Maybe if you had one you could buy a "Luxury hunting cabin"?

Or are you better off leeching SSDI payments for ANOTHER twenty+years?
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#98 Jan 26, 2014
People are starting to heckle "John Cohen" on cfab.

Some guy called him a "Weak-chinned Welfare parasite"

Priceless.
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#99 Jan 26, 2014
Colbyloser demanded that the entire thread get deleted!
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#100 Jan 26, 2014
DBS wrote:
Colbyloser demanded that the entire thread get deleted!
Don't keep us in suspense, D. Did the thread get pulled?
Dim Sum

Aptos, CA

#101 Jan 26, 2014
On CFABSC John "Cohen" wrote:

"I used to donate money each month to the SC 11 until HUD let John Stewart Company force me out of state so I and my emotional assistance cats wouldn't be made homeless. If I had the $$$ I would give it to them. I'm tapped out housing homeless people"

So he claims he donated his SSI money, the taxpayers money, to someone else? That's a lie. And if it's true, it's likely fraud and misuse of state and federal funds. Might be a felony.

John has no job. If he's giving money to people, whose money is he giving away?
Dim Sum

Aptos, CA

#102 Jan 26, 2014
And lets just add that if John is living out of state now, as he claims, if he lists his Chimp Advocacy business address as the Almar Ave. UPS store, he's definitely committing mail fraud by listing his business address in California if he doesn't live in CA.

That's a pretty serious crime. Federal crime. SEC crime.

Maybe he can get his friends at the FBI, CIA or the NSA to help him out here.:P
DBS

San Jose, CA

#103 Jan 26, 2014
Donny B wrote:
<quoted text>
Don't keep us in suspense, D. Did the thread get pulled?
Yup. a few minutes later.
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#104 Jan 26, 2014
DBS wrote:
<quoted text>
Yup. a few minutes later.
Looks like cfabsc is a clone of Indycrap.

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#105 Jan 26, 2014
Donny B wrote:
<quoted text>
Looks like cfabsc is a clone of Indycrap.
Have they collected $0.00 in donations the last 4 months?
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#106 Jan 26, 2014
The Original Buzz wrote:
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Have they collected $0.00 in donations the last 4 months?
If they did, it's all they're worth.
Dim Sum

Aptos, CA

#107 Jan 26, 2014
Indybay should be nervous about Steve's Facebook group. It seems to get more attention from the bum brigade lately. And the hypocrisy and lies can't be hidden and deleted as they are on Indybay

On Indybay, something has to pass the smell test. As in, does it smell like Robert Norse's ass. On Steve's Facebook page, it's the wild west.

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