Just how FAT is PAT?
Pud

Vidalia, GA

#1 Oct 16, 2013
I understand she has to smear Crisco on both sides of her body to squeeze through doorways.
DBS

Cupertino, CA

#2 Oct 16, 2013
She's so FAT she's got three zip codes.

All at Taxpayer's expense foodstamps!!
John Colby

Douglasville, GA

#3 Oct 16, 2013
FAT PAT is so fat that she can't fit in Rhode Island.
DBS

Cupertino, CA

#4 Oct 16, 2013
FAT Pat is so FAT she could use the Grand Canyon for a toilet seat!!
Pud

Douglasville, GA

#5 Oct 16, 2013
DBS wrote:
FAT Pat is so FAT she could use the Grand Canyon for a toilet seat!!
And one of her bowel movements would fill it!
DBS

Cupertino, CA

#6 Oct 16, 2013
FAT Pat is so FAT she has to get Omar-the-Tentmaker and his nephew Achmed to custom-make her stadium-sized Space Diapers.

At Taxpayer expense, of course.
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#7 Nov 25, 2013
Well????
Rawwk

Daly City, CA

#8 Nov 29, 2013
Rawwk! Whaler's Car Wash had to stamp "OVER SIZE" on her butt and do a handwash because she was too large to fit in the conveyor line. She made a 4X4 look like a Tonka truck! Rawwk!!

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