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byebyeloon

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Sep 13, 2013
 

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the Puppet Master wrote:
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http://i.imgur.com/fvDAC6L.jpg "Here's Johnny!!!
That's not popcorn butter! That's Crisco!!
Donny B

Fairfax, VA

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Sep 13, 2013
 

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Ah Crisco. Thats Pat's other nickname. Thats because she has "lard in the can'
Evict the LOON

Capitola, CA

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#87
Sep 17, 2013
 
2 more days...
LOON Ejection

Capitola, CA

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#88
Sep 17, 2013
 
"Joke of the day"???

Anybody know a good Taxidermist for Cats????
DBS

San Jose, CA

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Sep 21, 2013
 

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How's the job search going John?

Don't forget to write on the applications that you sleep in FAT Pat's car, after getting evicted for causing so many problems, and that you haven't worked since getting fired in 1992!
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

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#90
Sep 23, 2013
 
"You have no proof of any eviction".

BWAAA HAAAA HAAAA!!!!!
DBS

Capitola, CA

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Sep 27, 2013
 

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"Joe Landon"

Like we wouldn't figure out it was ColbyLOON in the first sentence!!
WooF

Grand Haven, MI

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Sep 27, 2013
 

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John Colby bleating in the wilderness or from under a mildewed pile of FAT PAT's soiled underwear?
MGA Resident

Aptos, CA

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Sep 27, 2013
 

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I think he's only allowed internet access when Fat Pat is giving herself a sponge bath. That's why his fits of idiocy comes in spurts.
Donny B

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Sep 27, 2013
 

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WooF wrote:
John Colby bleating in the wilderness or from under a mildewed pile of FAT PAT's soiled underwear?
Geez... my eyes are getting bad. When I first read the above, I didn't see the "L" in "bleating." It gave new meaning (pass the eye bleach, please) to Woof's post.
Donny B

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Sep 27, 2013
 

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MGA Resident wrote:
I think he's only allowed internet access when Fat Pat is giving herself a sponge bath. That's why his fits of idiocy comes in spurts.
I'm NOT touching that post with a ten foot pole..........
Eljer Colbpoop

Grand Haven, MI

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Sep 28, 2013
 

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Donny B wrote:
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I'm NOT touching that post with a ten foot pole..........
I understand that she can only actually reach only 30% of her mammoth carcass and had to rely on John for the rest.
Eljer ColbyDung

Saranac Lake, NY

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Q. What is the difference between John Colby and a douchebag?

A. A doichebag has a use!
Penicillin for jeff

Foster City, CA

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Nov 7, 2013
 

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Q. How to get John Colby to leave?

A. Offer him a job!
Penicillin for jeff

Foster City, CA

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Q. How to get FAT PAT Colby to leave?

A. Put a padlock on the refrigerator!
DBS

San Jose, CA

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Nov 9, 2013
 

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ColbyLOON and ColbyLOAD claiming that John didn't get evicted!!!

BWAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAA!!
j helms

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Leilani wrote:
Q: How does John Colby help the homeless?
A: He diverts money from their budget to fund his worthless FOI requests. This keeps them from gaining weight or breathing unhealthy indoor air!
HERE IS THE JOKE OF DAY!!!!-- A RIDDLE! for all you "BIG HEADS" stupid rotten idiots,--who property and wannabe racketeer and spread horrendous std's , operate in foreign organized drug fronts, and cause respiratory illness by fecal contaminating the food we eat--- What is the special ingredient that makes hiv/aids people's head's swell up and die??????---- CAT SHIT!!! how about we return the favor--and put a little doo in the food??
WooF

Santa Cruz, CA

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Nov 11, 2013
 

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Q. What would you get if you gave jhelms an enema?
A. John E Colby, Jr!!!
Donny B

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Two jokes today...

Steve Pleich posted a plea (excuse me while I shed a little tear) on IndyCrap regarding the Santa Cruz 11, saying "We are now approaching two full years since the events surrounding the 75 River Street occupation and it's appropriate that we review and reflect upon the impact this event has had, and is still having, on our community." and it's "Time to Move on and Let the Community Heal". Of course, Robert Kahn-Job commented his approval. Hey Steve, here's an idea... shut up and let justice take it's course.

The second joke is that IndyCrap still hasn't received any donations so far this month. Personally, I'd toss my money in a storm drain before giving it to IndyCrap.
Fat Pig

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Nov 18, 2013
 

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" The Turlock Tornado Lori Stockton
4 days ago

John likes to bash Cabrillo because he likes to tell everyone he has a PhD from UCSC. Of course, he's been collecting welfare since 1992, so I assume that was a PhD in "societal leeching""

This one made me snort as I laughed, like a pig, a FAT PIG.

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