byebyeloon

Santa Cruz, CA

#85 Sep 13, 2013
the Puppet Master wrote:
<quoted text>
http://i.imgur.com/fvDAC6L.jpg "Here's Johnny!!!
That's not popcorn butter! That's Crisco!!
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#86 Sep 13, 2013
Ah Crisco. Thats Pat's other nickname. Thats because she has "lard in the can'
Evict the LOON

San Francisco, CA

#87 Sep 17, 2013
2 more days...
LOON Ejection

San Francisco, CA

#88 Sep 17, 2013
"Joke of the day"???

Anybody know a good Taxidermist for Cats????
DBS

Santa Clara, CA

#89 Sep 21, 2013
How's the job search going John?

Don't forget to write on the applications that you sleep in FAT Pat's car, after getting evicted for causing so many problems, and that you haven't worked since getting fired in 1992!
DBS

San Jose, CA

#90 Sep 23, 2013
"You have no proof of any eviction".

BWAAA HAAAA HAAAA!!!!!
DBS

San Francisco, CA

#91 Sep 27, 2013
"Joe Landon"

Like we wouldn't figure out it was ColbyLOON in the first sentence!!
WooF

Spring Lake, MI

#92 Sep 27, 2013
John Colby bleating in the wilderness or from under a mildewed pile of FAT PAT's soiled underwear?
MGA Resident

Santa Cruz, CA

#93 Sep 27, 2013
I think he's only allowed internet access when Fat Pat is giving herself a sponge bath. That's why his fits of idiocy comes in spurts.
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#94 Sep 27, 2013
WooF wrote:
John Colby bleating in the wilderness or from under a mildewed pile of FAT PAT's soiled underwear?
Geez... my eyes are getting bad. When I first read the above, I didn't see the "L" in "bleating." It gave new meaning (pass the eye bleach, please) to Woof's post.
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#95 Sep 27, 2013
MGA Resident wrote:
I think he's only allowed internet access when Fat Pat is giving herself a sponge bath. That's why his fits of idiocy comes in spurts.
I'm NOT touching that post with a ten foot pole..........
Eljer Colbpoop

Spring Lake, MI

#96 Sep 28, 2013
Donny B wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm NOT touching that post with a ten foot pole..........
I understand that she can only actually reach only 30% of her mammoth carcass and had to rely on John for the rest.
Eljer ColbyDung

Brooklyn, NY

#97 Oct 3, 2013
Q. What is the difference between John Colby and a douchebag?

A. A doichebag has a use!
Penicillin for jeff

Emeryville, CA

#98 Nov 7, 2013
Q. How to get John Colby to leave?

A. Offer him a job!
Penicillin for jeff

Emeryville, CA

#99 Nov 7, 2013
Q. How to get FAT PAT Colby to leave?

A. Put a padlock on the refrigerator!
DBS

Santa Clara, CA

#100 Nov 9, 2013
ColbyLOON and ColbyLOAD claiming that John didn't get evicted!!!

BWAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAA!!
j helms

United States

#101 Nov 9, 2013
Leilani wrote:
Q: How does John Colby help the homeless?
A: He diverts money from their budget to fund his worthless FOI requests. This keeps them from gaining weight or breathing unhealthy indoor air!
HERE IS THE JOKE OF DAY!!!!-- A RIDDLE! for all you "BIG HEADS" stupid rotten idiots,--who property and wannabe racketeer and spread horrendous std's , operate in foreign organized drug fronts, and cause respiratory illness by fecal contaminating the food we eat--- What is the special ingredient that makes hiv/aids people's head's swell up and die??????---- CAT SHIT!!! how about we return the favor--and put a little doo in the food??
WooF

Ben Lomond, CA

#102 Nov 11, 2013
Q. What would you get if you gave jhelms an enema?
A. John E Colby, Jr!!!
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#103 Nov 18, 2013
Two jokes today...

Steve Pleich posted a plea (excuse me while I shed a little tear) on IndyCrap regarding the Santa Cruz 11, saying "We are now approaching two full years since the events surrounding the 75 River Street occupation and it's appropriate that we review and reflect upon the impact this event has had, and is still having, on our community." and it's "Time to Move on and Let the Community Heal". Of course, Robert Kahn-Job commented his approval. Hey Steve, here's an idea... shut up and let justice take it's course.

The second joke is that IndyCrap still hasn't received any donations so far this month. Personally, I'd toss my money in a storm drain before giving it to IndyCrap.
Fat Pig

Santa Cruz, CA

#104 Nov 18, 2013
" The Turlock Tornado Lori Stockton
• 4 days ago

John likes to bash Cabrillo because he likes to tell everyone he has a PhD from UCSC. Of course, he's been collecting welfare since 1992, so I assume that was a PhD in "societal leeching""

This one made me snort as I laughed, like a pig, a FAT PIG.

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