The Joke of the day

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Leilani

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Donny B wrote:
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BJ? The "voice of the people"? What two idiot people was the moron Pliech referring to?
Yhy John and Fat Pat Colby, of coarse [sic].
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Aug 9, 2013
 
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I know where I'll be on September 21st. Sleeping in my own bed. I know where John will be on September 21st. Sleeping in Pogonip somewhere. Or maybe Robert will invite him to Felton for a slumber party.
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Actually, I don't think John's fat ass will make it up to Pogonip. John seems more of a Natural Bridges kind of guy to me. He just has to cross the street and he's home.
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Aug 10, 2013
 

“Nullum Gratuitum Prandium.”

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Hey John! Siebenunddreißig Tage...

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The Original Donny B wrote:
Hey John! Siebenunddreißig Tage...
CORRECTION!

Vierzig Tage...

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic...

Based on the following:

https://lh3.ggpht.com/-27u9wCjp-Rk/Uf-ZNs3Nfd...

“Facile Largire de Alieno”

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John putting out his eviction notice in a public forum.
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
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FAT Pat may finally get his old apartment so she can get away from Marlboro Man!!

John wouldn't switch apartments with her, because moving is too much like WORK!!
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Aug 11, 2013
 

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The joke of the day?

Take a look at page 19 of past Topix pages.

The entire screen is filled with ColbyLOON posting as "DBS"!!
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Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"John E. Colby"
"What do you want?"
"I'm being evicted for being a stalker. Can I crash with you for awhile?"
"Go away before I call the police"
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Aug 12, 2013
 

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Knock Knock

"Who's there?"

"It's JSCO management. We need to inspect your apartment"

"If you do, I'm going to videotape you the entire time"

"Ok. I'll note that in the file we are keeping on you to evict you"

https://lh3.ggpht.com/--EYxj5NNPp8/Uf-ZU_uwnS...
not so fast

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Aug 12, 2013
 

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Colby...

Colby who?

Cold be who must sleep outside this winter!
not so fast

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Doh! My bad...sometimes I'm laughing too hard to see what I'm writing. Should've been....

"cold be those who must sleep outside this winter"
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Q: What will every member of TBSC have on September 21st that John won't have?

A: Indoor plumbing.
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Knock Knock

"Who's there?"

"It's me. John. Cmon Pat. Let me in."

"Nope"

"But I'm your brother"

"I don't have a brother. I have a sister."
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Aug 12, 2013
 

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The joke of the day? It's when property management people Google "John E. Colby" while checking his rental application.

Good for a laugh every day.

Nobody in Santa Cruz is willingly dumb enough to rent to this guy.
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Aug 12, 2013
 

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Keep talking fool wrote:
https://www.google.com/search? q=john+e+colby+santa+cruz& safe=off&source=lnms&s a=X&ei=qB8JUp24FuPhyQGolYD QDw&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAA&bi w=1251&bih=592
Time's getting short for John to find a new sty....
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic...
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Hey John, I've got one of those really cool Volkswagen Westfalia RV Vans.

It has a built in refrigerator,a sink with running water, and a two burner stove, with two separate sleeping areas.It's great for parking at the beach!

Got any interset in leasing it?

BWAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAA!!

P.S. My pal Buzz owns one too, but a different color!!!

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