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DBS

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Q: what the difference between Outlaws and the ColbyLOSERS??

A: Outlaws are wanted!!
DBS

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Q: What do you get when you combine an Eskimo, a Hooker, and John E. Colby?

A: A Snowblower that won't WORK!!!!

“Nullum Gratuitum Prandium.”

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Q: What is the joke of the day?

A: John "Pillsbury Doughboy" Colby

or

A: Pat "Jabba the Gut" Colby
WooF

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Q: John E Colby and an elephant seal are injured and
are on the side of the road. How can you tell them apart?

A: People are stopping to help the elephant seal!
DBS

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Q; What's the difference between a dead Skunk in the road, and John Colby flattened in the road?

A : There are skidmarks before the Skunk.

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Q: Why does Colby wear a neck tie?

A: To keep his foreskin from popping up over his head.
Kaya

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Q: What's the difference between John and an inflamed hemorrhoid?

A: There isn't one!
Reality Check

Santa Cruz, CA

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Q. How does John Colby change a light bulb?

A. He spams every local, state, and federal authority demanding something should be done.
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Q: How does John Colby help the homeless?

A: He diverts money from their budget to fund his worthless FOI requests. This keeps them from gaining weight or breathing unhealthy indoor air!
Swiss Miss

Santa Cruz, CA

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Q: What has less use to society than John Colby?

A: Nothing!!

(This was a trick question that probably didn't fool anyone.)

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Q: What do you do if you see Colby having a seizure in a bath tub?

A: Throw in a load of dirty laundry!
DBS

Capitola, CA

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Aug 6, 2013
 

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Here's the Joke of the day:

John E. Colby's WORK history!!!!!!

BWAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAA!!!!
Still Laughing

Santa Cruz, CA

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DBS wrote:
Here's the Joke of the day:
John E. Colby's WORK history!!!!!!
BWAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAA!!!!
What about John's big debate with the mayor? By far the funniest thing I've ever seen on local TV!
Reality Check

Capitola, CA

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Aug 7, 2013
 

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Still Laughing wrote:
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What about John's big debate with the mayor? By far the funniest thing I've ever seen on local TV!
Is it available online anywhere? Would love to see it.
WooF

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John ColbyLOON: "Sorry I can't post today; I'm looking for a job!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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The joke for today is: 39 days...

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic...
DBS

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Here's the REAL joke of the day:

How's the job search going John?

Or are you trying to be a Quarter-century Welfare parasite?
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Q: John E. Colby says:
March 4, 2011 at 2:07 am

Why won’t HUD’s FHEO investigate my and my sister’s civil rights complaint “John E. Colby, Ph.D. and Patricia E. Colby v. HUD–FHEO”? HUD’s FHEO has little to crow about when this agency which was created to enforce civil rights for disabled individuals denies them their civil rights instead. Fair Housing is not fair.

A: AprilBrown says:
March 4, 2011 at 2:54 pm

Hello John, Thank you for your comment. I checked with FHEO and learned that we did investigate both complaints and both were found to be no cause. If you have additional questions or concerns about your complaints please call 1-800-669-9777.
DBS

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Here's another:

Steve Pliech is on Indycrap calling Becky Johnson (AKA BJ Whackjob) the "Voice of the people"!!!

BWAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!
Donny B

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DBS wrote:
Here's another:
Steve Pliech is on Indycrap calling Becky Johnson (AKA BJ Whackjob) the "Voice of the people"!!!
BWAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!
BJ? The "voice of the people"? What two idiot people was the moron Pliech referring to?

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