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DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#1 Aug 4, 2013
Q: what the difference between Outlaws and the ColbyLOSERS??

A: Outlaws are wanted!!
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#2 Aug 4, 2013
Q: What do you get when you combine an Eskimo, a Hooker, and John E. Colby?

A: A Snowblower that won't WORK!!!!

“Nullum Gratuitum Prandium.”

Since: Sep 12

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#3 Aug 4, 2013
Q: What is the joke of the day?

A: John "Pillsbury Doughboy" Colby

or

A: Pat "Jabba the Gut" Colby
WooF

Hayward, CA

#4 Aug 5, 2013
Q: John E Colby and an elephant seal are injured and
are on the side of the road. How can you tell them apart?

A: People are stopping to help the elephant seal!
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#5 Aug 5, 2013
Q; What's the difference between a dead Skunk in the road, and John Colby flattened in the road?

A : There are skidmarks before the Skunk.

“Nullum Gratuitum Prandium.”

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#6 Aug 5, 2013
Q: Why does Colby wear a neck tie?

A: To keep his foreskin from popping up over his head.
Kaya

United States

#7 Aug 5, 2013
Q: What's the difference between John and an inflamed hemorrhoid?

A: There isn't one!
Reality Check

Santa Cruz, CA

#8 Aug 5, 2013
Q. How does John Colby change a light bulb?

A. He spams every local, state, and federal authority demanding something should be done.
Leilani

United States

#9 Aug 5, 2013
Q: How does John Colby help the homeless?

A: He diverts money from their budget to fund his worthless FOI requests. This keeps them from gaining weight or breathing unhealthy indoor air!
Swiss Miss

Santa Cruz, CA

#10 Aug 5, 2013
Q: What has less use to society than John Colby?

A: Nothing!!

(This was a trick question that probably didn't fool anyone.)

“Nullum Gratuitum Prandium.”

Since: Sep 12

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#11 Aug 5, 2013
Q: What do you do if you see Colby having a seizure in a bath tub?

A: Throw in a load of dirty laundry!
DBS

Cupertino, CA

#12 Aug 6, 2013
Here's the Joke of the day:

John E. Colby's WORK history!!!!!!

BWAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAA!!!!
Still Laughing

Santa Cruz, CA

#14 Aug 6, 2013
DBS wrote:
Here's the Joke of the day:
John E. Colby's WORK history!!!!!!
BWAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAA!!!!
What about John's big debate with the mayor? By far the funniest thing I've ever seen on local TV!
Reality Check

Santa Cruz, CA

#15 Aug 7, 2013
Still Laughing wrote:
<quoted text>
What about John's big debate with the mayor? By far the funniest thing I've ever seen on local TV!
Is it available online anywhere? Would love to see it.
WooF

Hayward, CA

#16 Aug 7, 2013
John ColbyLOON: "Sorry I can't post today; I'm looking for a job!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

“Nullum Gratuitum Prandium.”

Since: Sep 12

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#17 Aug 8, 2013
The joke for today is: 39 days...

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic...
DBS

Cupertino, CA

#18 Aug 8, 2013
Here's the REAL joke of the day:

How's the job search going John?

Or are you trying to be a Quarter-century Welfare parasite?
Sockpuppet

Aptos, CA

#19 Aug 8, 2013
Q: John E. Colby says:
March 4, 2011 at 2:07 am

Why won’t HUD’s FHEO investigate my and my sister’s civil rights complaint “John E. Colby, Ph.D. and Patricia E. Colby v. HUD–FHEO”? HUD’s FHEO has little to crow about when this agency which was created to enforce civil rights for disabled individuals denies them their civil rights instead. Fair Housing is not fair.

A: AprilBrown says:
March 4, 2011 at 2:54 pm

Hello John, Thank you for your comment. I checked with FHEO and learned that we did investigate both complaints and both were found to be no cause. If you have additional questions or concerns about your complaints please call 1-800-669-9777.
DBS

Cupertino, CA

#20 Aug 8, 2013
Here's another:

Steve Pliech is on Indycrap calling Becky Johnson (AKA BJ Whackjob) the "Voice of the people"!!!

BWAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#21 Aug 8, 2013
DBS wrote:
Here's another:
Steve Pliech is on Indycrap calling Becky Johnson (AKA BJ Whackjob) the "Voice of the people"!!!
BWAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!
BJ? The "voice of the people"? What two idiot people was the moron Pliech referring to?

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