Unemployed Wimp and Blimp

Santa Cruz, CA

#21 Jun 11, 2012
Sniveling John wrote:
With a 6 inch neck and 46 inch waist and an inseam of 24 inches Colby is very hard to fit for clothes. Fortunately the tinfoil hides many of his short and I do mean shortcomings. He is very much of the unhealthy apple shape with a head that looks like a golf ball sitting on a tee.
Now only if I could find my set of clubs.
Priceless!!!!

BWAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Unemployed Wimp and Blimp

Santa Cruz, CA

#22 Jun 11, 2012
Sniveling John wrote:
With a 6 inch neck and 46 inch waist and an inseam of 24 inches Colby is very hard to fit for clothes. Fortunately the tinfoil hides many of his short and I do mean shortcomings. He is very much of the unhealthy apple shape with a head that looks like a golf ball sitting on a tee.
Now only if I could find my set of clubs.
I've got a Calloway Big Bertha that I'd be happy to lend to you!!!

If that doesn't work try a pitching wedge!!!
Donny B

Fremont, CA

#23 Jun 11, 2012
Again, the fat, angry guy is insulting people's bodies. He's really into repetition.
The Beast from the Feast

United States

#24 Jun 11, 2012
I ate elephant seal once. I can't really go into the details, but needless to say I was arrested.
Unemployed Wimp and Blimp

Santa Cruz, CA

#25 Jun 11, 2012
The Beast from the Feast wrote:
I ate elephant seal once. I can't really go into the details, but needless to say I was arrested.
Did Jeffie "slide the pork" while you were eating your sister?
The Beast from the Feast

United States

#26 Jun 11, 2012
All this talk about food on a thread about elephant seals!!!! I think we have just cooked up an idea for some new legislation!!!!!!
DBS

San Ramon, CA

#27 Jun 12, 2012
Donny B wrote:
Again, the fat, angry guy is insulting people's bodies. He's really into repetition.
He is a real projector type!
J Eunuch Colby

United States

#28 Jun 12, 2012
DBS wrote:
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He is a real projector type!
First tell your sister Patunia to put some clothes on. Has she tried yet to eat one of your cats?
DBS

Fremont, CA

#29 Jun 12, 2012
Talking about food isn't going to help you lose weight! Or help me lose about 50 pounds!
Police oversight needed

Santa Cruz, CA

#30 Jun 12, 2012
J Eunuch Colby wrote:
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First tell your sister Patunia to put some clothes on. Has she tried yet to eat one of your cats?
Are you one of those creepy peeping Toms who gets off on peeping in windows? Ewwwww
Go peep into your friends the sexual criminal exhibitionist window's they don't mind if you watch,
so it it isn't illegal.

What laws do you follow? Do you think above the law just because you carry a badger and eat donuts?

Just what I always thought cop or crook same thing!
Dumb Hump Colby

Menlo Park, CA

#31 Jun 13, 2012
Police oversight needed wrote:
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Are you one of those creepy peeping Toms who gets off on peeping in windows? Ewwwww
Go peep into your friends the sexual criminal exhibitionist window's they don't mind if you watch,
so it it isn't illegal.
What laws do you follow? Do you think above the law just because you carry a badger and eat donuts?
Just what I always thought cop or crook same thing!
Accurate description of Colby's section 8 Mission Gardens hovel (aka Catcrap Garedens). A big reason why over 30 of the residents petitioned for his eviction. Creepy, peepy indeed!
DBS

San Mateo, CA

#32 Jun 14, 2012
Lying again? Werent you the one who had the cops called on you after you vandalized Becky's house?
Buzz

Menlo Park, CA

#33 Jun 15, 2012
Hey, John! Log onto santacruzjobs.com instead of Topix and start looking for a job. That way you can begin to pay your way.
Get a job ColbyLOON

Sunnyvale, CA

#34 Jun 15, 2012
DBS

United States

#35 Jun 15, 2012
Buzz wrote:
Hey, John! Log onto santacruzjobs.com instead of Topix and start looking for a job. That way you can begin to pay your way.
Wanna have another sword fight? ;)
Buzz

Menlo Park, CA

#36 Jun 15, 2012
DBSSTALKER wrote:
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Wanna have another sword fight? ;)
Don'T swing your way, John. Mongo and Buzz both straight.
DBS

San Jose, CA

#37 Jun 17, 2012
Buzz wrote:
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Don'T swing your way, John. Mongo and Buzz both straight.
TMI!
DBS

Sunol, CA

#38 Jun 28, 2012
DBS wrote:
This looks like a sword fight Buzz and I had once!
Twice, now.
Colby the loon

United States

#39 Jun 30, 2012
DBS wrote:
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Twice, now.
H

Is your obese sister still sitting on your face John?
Buzz

San Ramon, CA

#41 Jul 1, 2012
Colby the loon wrote:
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Is your obese sister still sitting on your face John?
I cant tell. Get your 225 pound fat ass off of her face and I will tell you.

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