Elephant Seals

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DBS

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This looks like a sword fight Buzz and I had once!
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DBS wrote:
This looks like a sword fight Buzz and I had once!
Re-match?:)
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He sits alone waiting for suggestions
He's so nervous, avoiding all the questions
His lips are dry, his heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on honey tell me so, tell me so baby

He's acting shy looking for an answer
Come on honey let's spend the night together
Now hold on a minute before we go much further
Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment
At last he can tell him exactly what his heart meant

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on honey tell me so
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know

His heart's beating like a drum
'cause at last he's got this boy home
Relax baby, now we are all alone

They wake at dawn 'cause all the birds are singing
Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking
Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining
They got each other, neither one's complaining
He says, "I'm sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee"
Never mind sugar, we can watch the early movie

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on honey tell me so
Sugar

If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know
If you really, really, really, really need me
Just let me know
Just reach out and touch me

If you really want me
Just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know

If you really need me j-j-just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know
If you, if you, if you really need me
Just come on and tell me so
Just reach out and tell me so
Citizen

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Those Elephant Seals are huge, but during mating season the males can move super fast.
DBS

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Yes!!!! I am large also (225 pounds, all flab) and I can move like a lightning bolt during mating season....IF I have taken my Viagra, of course!
Unemployed Wimp and Blimp

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DBS wrote:
Yes!!!! I am large also (225 pounds, all flab) and I can move like a lightning bolt during mating season....IF I have taken my Viagra, of course!
Is that supposed to bother anyone?
Buzz

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Is that supposed to bother anyone?
I thought the one on the left looked like Colby's sister. They must slather her up with Crisco to squeeze her through the door. If she roles over on John, he's done. Roll,baby, roll.
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Buzz wrote:
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I thought the one on the left looked like Colby's sister. They must slather her up with Crisco to squeeze her through the door. If she roles over on John, he's done. Roll,baby, roll.
Creepy! You have a lot of twisted things going on in your mind! Have you ever thought of killing someone?
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Have you ever thought of killing someone?
You!!!!

WOOOF!!!!
J Eunuch Colby

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Buzz wrote:
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I thought the one on the left looked like Colby's sister. They must slather her up with Crisco to squeeze her through the door. If she roles over on John, he's done. Roll,baby, roll.
That blew coffee out my nose! For shame Buzz for shame. Actually I think it's his sister on the right--the larger one.
Buzz

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Another death threat. They dont even try to hide them.
Sniveling John

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Buzz wrote:
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I thought the one on the left looked like Colby's sister. They must slather her up with Crisco to squeeze her through the door. If she roles over on John, he's done. Roll,baby, roll.
You're wrong Colby sister is the one on the right, the bigger one. I can see a very serious mishap if they continue to play "Twister". No loss.
Unemployed Wimp and Blimp

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Hey John, does the FAT PIG like to watch and twiddle herself when you bite the pillow for Jeffie?
Buzz

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Hey John, does the FAT PIG like to watch and twiddle herself when you bite the pillow for Jeffie?
Coud you remind us of YOUR weight again?
Unemployed Wimp and Blimp

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Sure.

I'm 6-2 and 225 lbs with a 33 waist, 34 length pants

I wear a size 44 jacket, size 18 long shirt.

Any other questions?

The odometer on my mountain bike reads more than 8000 Kilometers. That's from here to New York, to Miami, for those of you that weren't paying attention in Geography class.
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Unemployed Wimp and Blimp wrote:
Sure.
I'm 6-2 and 225 lbs with a 33 waist, 34 length pants
I wear a size 44 jacket, size 18 long shirt.
Any other questions?
The odometer on my mountain bike reads more than 8000 Kilometers. That's from here to New York, to Miami, for those of you that weren't paying attention in Geography class.
I see a lot of fat people riding their bikes. It's actually very common. Look around some time. Also, look in the mirror LOL
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People, remember, be kind!

He may have an eating habit that rivals a serious meth addiction, but we need to be compassionate towards the nicer, overweight people who may be reading these threads.
Unemployed Wimp and Blimp

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Buzz wrote:
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I see a lot of fat people riding their bikes.
Did you steal a bike and give it to the FAT PIG??
Buzz

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Why, do you want to eat it?
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With a 6 inch neck and 46 inch waist and an inseam of 24 inches Colby is very hard to fit for clothes. Fortunately the tinfoil hides many of his short and I do mean shortcomings. He is very much of the unhealthy apple shape with a head that looks like a golf ball sitting on a tee.
Now only if I could find my set of clubs.

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