Fabulous new living arrangement!

Fabulous new living arrangement!

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John Cohen

Gig Harbor, WA

#1 Aug 12, 2013
Hey all you trolls, I have several fine options for my new living arrangements. I'm actually having a hard time deciding which is best, but I'm thinking about this one...

http://www.scaffoldmart.com/grocery-shopping-...

At some point, I may need to downsize, so maybe this is better...

http://www.scaffoldmart.com/grocery-shopping-...

Any suggestions!
DBS

Santa Clara, CA

#2 Aug 12, 2013
John Cohen wrote:
Any suggestions!
How about a piece of rope to tie his "House" to the back of FAT Pat's Mobility Scooter?

We all know the LOON is too lazy to push it himself!!!

That's too much like WORK!!
John Cohen

Gig Harbor, WA

#3 Aug 12, 2013
DBS wrote:
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How about a piece of rope to tie his "House" to the back of FAT Pat's Mobility Scooter?
We all know the LOON is too lazy to push it himself!!!
That's too much like WORK!!
I'm gonna get my sister one of these...

http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/200...
FAT PAT Colby

Walnut Creek, CA

#4 Aug 12, 2013
John Cohen wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm gonna get my sister one of these...
http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/200...
Noooo! Snugglebunny! That bicycle seat would tear me a new one! My colon would than be as large as your sock puppet factory and parking lot.
Sockpuppet

Santa Cruz, CA

#5 Aug 12, 2013
After the Housing Authority of Santa Cruz County gets wind of John E. Colby defrauding them, he might end up with a roof over his head after all.

A hot and a cot beats a dumpster I suppose.

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...

The Original Buzz

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#6 Aug 13, 2013
John Cohen wrote:
Hey all you trolls, I have several fine options for my new living arrangements. I'm actually having a hard time deciding which is best, but I'm thinking about this one...
http://www.scaffoldmart.com/grocery-shopping-...
At some point, I may need to downsize, so maybe this is better...
http://www.scaffoldmart.com/grocery-shopping-...
Any suggestions!
John better find something soon...
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic...
DBS

San Francisco, CA

#7 Aug 14, 2013
How's the job search going John?

RV search?
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#8 Aug 19, 2013
John's new living arrangements in 31 days...

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic...
targnoheda

Brentwood, CA

#9 Aug 21, 2013
targnoheda

Brentwood, CA

#10 Aug 21, 2013

The Original Buzz

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#11 Aug 21, 2013
targnoheda wrote:
It's still about $1174.75 above John's price point!

Maybe he can beg, borrow or steal and used shopping cart to transfer his meager possessions to the Pogonip?
DBS

Santa Clara, CA

#12 Aug 21, 2013
Hey John, are you going to have a Yard Sale of your Dumster-prize posessions the weekend before you end up out on Mission St?
DBS

Santa Clara, CA

#13 Aug 21, 2013
Maybe you could sell your Mangy cats to one of the Chinese Takeout places in Town?
yrekabakery

Santa Cruz, CA

#14 Aug 21, 2013
yrekabakery

Santa Cruz, CA

#15 Aug 21, 2013

The Original Buzz

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#16 Aug 22, 2013
yrekabakery wrote:
Maybe you're finally hitting ColbyLOSER's price point. Too bad he wasn't passed out in back...
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#17 Aug 22, 2013
yrekabakery wrote:
This one comes with A/C!
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#18 Aug 23, 2013
The Colby eviction clock is ticking and time is running out. Only 27 days remaining.

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic...
tranzporta

Oakland, CA

#19 Aug 25, 2013
yo johnny C0LBII!!! There was a shopping cart right at the bus stop at Swift and mission st 11pm last night. Only a small walk. go grab it before its too late....

The Original Buzz

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#20 Aug 25, 2013
tranzporta wrote:
yo johnny C0LBII!!! There was a shopping cart right at the bus stop at Swift and mission st 11pm last night. Only a small walk. go grab it before its too late....
Yup, ColbySTALKER is headed to the Pogonip in
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic...

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