How do you know if you have Colby-itis?

How do you know if you have Colby-itis?

Created by The Original Buzz on Jan 2, 2013

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unemployed

on welfare (SSI, Sec.8,food stamps)

people avoid contact

you talk; no one listens

banned from local buffets

mobility scooter blows tires

your sister excites you

jealous of successful people

need to special order your clothes

number your chins

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#1 Jan 2, 2013
If you possess all 10 traits you ARE John Colby

8-9 traits = Pat Colby

6-7 traits = You're in serious trouble

4-5 traits = You need professional help

3-4 traits = Can still save yourself

1-2 traits = This is a wake up call

0 traits = Have a physically & mentally great year!
STOMP

Sunnyvale, CA

#2 Jan 2, 2013
But, but, but, what about "All of the above"????

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#3 Jan 2, 2013
STOMP wrote:
But, but, but, what about "All of the above"????
John IS "All of the above"! He's the only one around with that curriculum shitae.
Bottom of the Barrel

United States

#4 Jan 2, 2013
STOMP wrote:
But, but, but, what about "All of the above"????
This is the first poll ever where John exceeded all the standards.
honey badger

Ashburn, VA

#5 Jan 6, 2013
u can tell if everything private in nature falls off n u hallucinatory about everyone doing stuff they don't n under it nails is green slime from doin yer sister...amount other things already stated...

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