My dear Joel, please desist with your repeated offer.Hugh, take hope - you won't be jailed for bum sex if you indulge in it in India. Errr, most Indians hate black bums.
Now, my offer remains i.e. I shall come over providing that we go fishing. Keep in mind that there is a reservoir of beauties over there and so there is no need to fish elsewhere.
Finally, don't let the idea of fishing stress you as I shall instruct you in the art of fishing plus you shall be given a live demonstration. Having said all of this I am aware that in our trips you shall encounter fishes that you cannot handle given your modest sized rod but all you need to do is to keep in mind the things taught visually and verbally. If you do these things you shall ride even a "whale" like a champion.