fort myers beach is a dead zone

Posted in the Sanibel Forum

First Prev
of 6
Next Last
steven

Ludlow, MA

#1 Jun 12, 2010
from gaping empty lots where hotels were-sidewalks falling apart-parking non-existent-the beach deteriorating badly-seaweed- garbage etc./to wise ass drunk or partied out teens joyriding the trolleys and getting wasted on the beach-this isnt the fort myers beach this beach could have been.lived here 29 years and its become a run down shithole of a beach.im moving out of this dead zone soon to coonecticut.better jobs housing etc.fort myers beach is jus ta worn out ghost town of a "beach" with delusions that its really a tourist area.and the lani kai-its so soo soo bad -beyond any bad its ever been.wont they ever condemn it and close it for good?
reader

Cincinnati, OH

#2 Jun 13, 2010
How did you ever get a job with your comments? You need to study up on how to write a correct comment also. No capitals, no punctuation marks etc. Can't believe someone will hire you if you speak as well as write like this.
bill

Chicopee, MA

#3 Jun 15, 2010
reader wrote:
How did you ever get a job with your comments? You need to study up on how to write a correct comment also. No capitals, no punctuation marks etc. Can't believe someone will hire you if you speak as well as write like this.
well golly gosh. should i say y'all a few times?you should worry more about the dead beach they call fort myers beach-than how my spelling is.it used to be so beautiful there on ft myers beach.so worry more about your"beach"then my spelling.i got a job quite easily in ct-something that fort myers beach doesnt have-jobs:)buhbye-oh please check my spelling.i noticed yours is full of no caps ,bad spelling etc:)
dtvancis11

Bonita Springs, FL

#4 Jun 15, 2010
First you are "steven" and then you are "bill". What you are is a dumb, split-personality, redneck, troll Mass-hole who is pissed about not being able to afford the rent on a land-locked trailer in FMB.

Bye-bye to one less scumbag renter. I'm sure they'll love another unemployed retard in "coonecticut."
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#6 Jun 17, 2010
hey ,my 5 year old nephew can come up with better ranks than that,std-i mean dtvancis:)lets see-in floriDUH,i hear the average smarts of a fort myers beach"local"is about the same as a frigging rock!!speaking of unemployment-std-im mean dtvancis-floriDUHs unemployment rates the highest in the nation.florida is about to lose billions over the next few years due to the oil spill.so myself,others etc.wont ever be back to your"shithole of a "beach".if massholes the best so called rank you can think of-pull your hand off your pud and learn some new ranks,little man:)buhbye std-i mean dtv
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#8 Jun 17, 2010
whats a matter ,little boy?no snappy comebacks but that?what beach is that?fort myers sandbar?with the lani kai as the best example of the wonderful "beach".with the oil spill coming eventually to ft myers"beach"your beach will be a true ghost town-if it isnt already:)hey have a great summer swimming in the oil when it gets there:0illbe in very clean water here:0buhbye :)
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#10 Jun 18, 2010
i was there last year for a frigging month,you fool.its a friggin dead zone.i was in the resort condos in the ritzy-ahem-section.like i said-friggin shitholes.you repeat,repeat repeat-but the craphole called ft myers beach speaks for itself.nuff said-booyah:)
james

Chicopee, MA

#12 Jun 18, 2010
yes dopes-fools go to fort myers beach right?so people who go to fort myers beach are fools.remember ,you said it:)lolololol:)
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#14 Jun 18, 2010
guess MIs pretty boring,huh loser.no wonder they call you dopes:)when i was there last year i was disgusted at the beach ,the whole area.ive seen for myself that its a dump.that the loclas are losers.and that youre one too:0you talk a lot about knob polishing-sounds like you know a lot about that-hmmm:)mr.gagalot:)
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#16 Jun 18, 2010
so i can what"so you can ear a$1"what are you smoking,punk?ear a dollar?haha.crawl back in your mommas womb.hudson mi-the shithole of lenawee county.no wonder there's only 2,499 people where you are-another shithole:)
Midnite rider

Lexington, KY

#20 Jun 20, 2010
I live in Kentucky but bought a place in Fort Myers and have been pleased with flying down there once every 3 months. We go to the beach and it is walways full of people and I'm thinking about tranferring in my job down there.
rob-key west

Chicopee, MA

#21 Jun 20, 2010
well,im in key west and since the oil from the deep water broken well isn't stopping for months,youre're not going to see it full of people for much longer.it's already in the loop current.sad to say.fort myers beach,key west etc.WILL see the oil.not if,but WHEN.we've still been picking up small tar balls here along the shore near the center of key west.
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#24 Jun 21, 2010
find a real beach!!its either"dogdirt"or "dopes on dope"loving the craphole thats FMB.guess with really low standards, a crappy beach is all you like:)you keep saying "better than being in belchertown mass, or burptown.your beach is a run down 60s era,antiquated dump,with old buildings,old attitudes,old rundown sidewalks,stores,boutiques and ideas.you're beach is a failure!!we have cape cod,maine, rhode island,new hampshire where we vacation.youre defending a beach that long ago died!!rednecks,skanks-pussy boys and guys that talk tough like you-bunch of pussies:)boooyah!!hehe.and you guys are over the top constantly- and i mean -constantly-coming back with the rank"knob polishing"you guys talk a lot about knob polishing-wonder why?you seem to know a lot about polishing the knobs guys-or should i say gays:)oohh!!
resident FMB

Fort Myers, FL

#26 Jun 22, 2010
Steven,
You sound like a whining baby. What are you doing to help boost tourism to Fort Myers Beach? Instead of seeing the swaying palm trees and pink sunsets you moan and complain. I bet you dont sit on one committee, help with any volunteer work at the local Chamber? No, your'e a beadbeat who bitches but doesn't make a difference.
joseph

Ludlow, MA

#28 Jun 22, 2010
Dogdirt wrote:
<quoted text>
you have all that but you choose to vacation in belchertown, ma? LOLOLOL good job brainiac.
do you know how to read?i LIVE in belchertown mass-you dumb ass!!i vacation on the cape,maine rhode island etc.where in the hell do you get that i VACATION in belchertown???in any of my posts?are you that frigging much of a dumbass not to know where beaches are innew england??are you??/i guess you are smoking dope?do you know where anything is located in any place ,anywhere.you know theres something called a map-maybe you should use it to find where the oceans,water etc.in new england-you frigging pussy boy:)have a great nite in..oh wait..do you even knwo where you are??haha:)
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#30 Jun 24, 2010
Dogdirt wrote:
<quoted text>
right on!
soon there will be enough oil on fmb for you to lube up your buddies bungholes and have a good old southern hoedown in their pants,dog:0keep watching cnn on pensacola today.waves and waves as far as the eye can see-OF OIL:) whos gonna be crying about what a wonderful beach fmb is when that oil gets there say like a month or so:)haha
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#31 Jun 24, 2010
resident FMB wrote:
Steven,
You sound like a whining baby. What are you doing to help boost tourism to Fort Myers Beach? Instead of seeing the swaying palm trees and pink sunsets you moan and complain. I bet you dont sit on one committee, help with any volunteer work at the local Chamber? No, your'e a beadbeat who bitches but doesn't make a difference.
hmm committes.like the ones the town manager ran?the town manager with the porn star wife??haha fmb-ghost town,dead beach and national joke:)we read about that all over the papers
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#33 Jun 25, 2010
Dogdirt wrote:
<quoted text>
if it's so bad why did you spend a month there on vacation and why did your family vacation there for 25 years? are you inbreeders or just plain retarded? ghost town? i guess you haven't been there lately. oil? FMB has no control but as of now it's not even close. porn star wife? did she do anything illegal? go back to inbreeding and stay in that vacation meca called Burptown, MA lololol
wow-what a frigging joke.thats the BEST comeback you got to my ranks on you?:)seriously,thats the most pathetic response to getting ranked ive ever seen hahahahaha.repeating like a man with a stutter/get the cock out of your mouth,maybe you could type better if you werent sucking pole,boy:0totally lousy comeback shows you aint got nothing for brains-duh!!:)
joseph

Chicopee, MA

#36 Jun 26, 2010
dope mania wrote:
btw..when you tell me you were there but i wasn't let me know who the bartenders were and what they look like. lololol
you repeat,repeat repeat the same dumb shit over and overand over.reread all you wrote.you wrote that three times since ive talked to you.same tired comeback over and over.poor little girly boy aint much of a talker is he:)
College Student

Glen Carbon, IL

#39 Jun 27, 2010
Looks like Joseph, Bill, or Steven need to go to college. You are an idiot. I was just in FMB last week, and it was a lot of fun. YOU are just a moron who doesn't know how to type, spell, or speak. Good luck finding a new job dingus. Oh, and in your next interview, throw in the word "pussy" like you did, it may get you a job.

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker
First Prev
of 6
Next Last

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Sanibel Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
Lani Kai revamps rooms and reputation with $500... Nov 16 JIM 8
Error prompts $2,514 water bill for Cape Coral ... (Mar '11) Nov 15 ActionMgt 4
Naples woman steals cell mate's debit card number Nov 11 American 15
Man Finds Body Inside Foreclosed Home He B... Nov 7 Marcavage s Emission 2
Cape Coral man buys home, finds body inside Nov 7 DILF 8
Share Nov 4 Go Blue Forever 1
New registered sex offender on barrow dr (Feb '14) Nov 1 Bianca 6

Rip Current Statement for Lee County was issued at November 25 at 3:03PM EST

Sanibel Dating
Find my Match

Sanibel People Search

Addresses and phone numbers for FREE

Sanibel News, Events & Info

Click for news, events and info in Sanibel

Personal Finance

Mortgages [ See current mortgage rates ]

NFL Latest News

Updated 5:03 am PST

NBC Sports 5:03AM
Tuesday morning one-liners
NBC Sports12:24 PM
Dolphins bring back cornerback R.J. Stanford
Bleacher Report 3:04 PM
Gruden Uses GoPro to Coach HSers
Bleacher Report 3:39 PM
How Miami's Offense Is Improving Red Zone Efficiency
Bleacher Report 6:05 PM
Dissecting Most Crucial Matchups in DEN vs. KC