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funk-honkey skunk-honkey hillhonkies! refering to krackeers

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USE SREGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#2 Jun 16, 2013
krackersmacker wrote:
or I should say, funky honkies, skunk honkies, lice infested hill honkies! lmao! describes this triffling az little monkey dck coward az kracker! lmao!
Your BLACK likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy as s almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your BLACK will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other BLACK, etc. Experienced owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all BLACKs steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his BLACKs as a result. You should never allow your BLACK meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach one to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.
USE SREGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#3 Jun 16, 2013
krackersmacker wrote:
or I should say, funky honkies, skunk honkies, lice infested hill honkies! lmao! describes this triffling az little monkey dck coward az kracker! lmao!
HOUSING YOUR REGGIN.

Your REGGIN can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of REGGIN food through. The rule of thumb is, four REGGIN per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot REGGIN cage can accommodate two hundred REGGINS. You can site a REGGIN cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your REGGIN fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. REGGINs never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your REGGIN is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your REGGIN is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck REGGINs and h oe REGGIN can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black ho es.
USE REGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#4 Jun 16, 2013
krackersmacker wrote:
or I should say, funky honkies, skunk honkies, lice infested hill honkies! lmao! describes this triffling az little monkey dck coward az kracker! lmao!
MAKING YOUR SREGGIN WORK.
SREGGIN are very, very averse to work of any kind. The SREGGIN most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your SREGGIN to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. SREGGIN are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to trick your SREGGIN into working. After installation, encourage it towards the co tton field with f a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that co tton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your SREGGIN will then frantically compete with the other f ield SREGGIN to steal as much of that co tton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your SREGGIN to its cage and laugh at its IQ, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your SREGGIN comes equipped with the standard SREGGIN IQ of 65 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. SREGGIN can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your SREGGIN can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.
USE SREGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#7 Jun 16, 2013
krackersmacker wrote:
<quoted text>lol! you lice infested wet dog smelling baby fckn little monkey dck pot belly back of the woods sister wife marrying retarded az barbaric savage serial killing sheet wearing take it in the az ball licking funky az european piece of sht! lmao!
DISPOSAL OF DEAD SREGGIN.

SREGGIN die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years too late, but there you go. Most people prefer their SREGGIN dead, in fact. When yours dies, report the license number of the car that did the drive-by shooting of your SREGGIN. The police will collect the SREGGIN and dispose of it for you.
USE SREGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#9 Jun 16, 2013
krackersmacker wrote:
<quoted text>lol! you lice infested wet dog smelling baby fckn little monkey dck pot belly back of the woods sister wife marrying retarded az barbaric savage serial killing sheet wearing take it in the az ball licking funky az european piece of sht! lmao!
Don't get upset worthless RREGGIN, you'll steam up the bag on yo head, the moisture will drip down blinding you while driving your stolen car.

OOPS, I was wrong, it won't, drive 100.
Jux Suppose

Racine, WI

#10 Jun 16, 2013
krackersmacker wrote:
<quoted text>lol! you mad because i won't stop calling you what you are? of course you are! lmao! you're still a lice infested savage az barbaric baby fckn pot belly wet dog smelling funky az skunkhonkey hillhonkey! lmao! suck dck and die slow you worthless european piece of sht!
We are not mad, we all laughing our A$$es off at watching the king of stupid keep posting the same old $hit time after time. Are you so stupid you can't come up with some new material. Your posts are not only stupid buy boring!
coalburnner

Secaucus, NJ

#13 Jun 16, 2013
USE REGGIN EXCUSE wrote:
<quoted text>
MAKING YOUR SREGGIN WORK.
SREGGIN are very, very averse to work of any kind. The SREGGIN most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your SREGGIN to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. SREGGIN are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to trick your SREGGIN into working. After installation, encourage it towards the co tton field with f a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that co tton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your SREGGIN will then frantically compete with the other f ield SREGGIN to steal as much of that co tton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your SREGGIN to its cage and laugh at its IQ, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your SREGGIN comes equipped with the standard SREGGIN IQ of 65 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. SREGGIN can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your SREGGIN can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.
This the greatest and funniest thing I have ever read.

Hail USE, this reggin will be crying for weeks now.

Making your sreggin work, ROLOLLMFAO
coalburnner

Secaucus, NJ

#14 Jun 16, 2013
USE REGGIN EXCUSE wrote:
<quoted text>
MAKING YOUR SREGGIN WORK.
SREGGIN are very, very averse to work of any kind. The SREGGIN most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your SREGGIN to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. SREGGIN are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to trick your SREGGIN into working. After installation, encourage it towards the co tton field with f a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that co tton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your SREGGIN will then frantically compete with the other f ield SREGGIN to steal as much of that co tton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your SREGGIN to its cage and laugh at its IQ, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your SREGGIN comes equipped with the standard SREGGIN IQ of 65 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. SREGGIN can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your SREGGIN can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.
This the greatest and funniest thing I have ever read.

Hail USE, this reggin will be crying for weeks now.

Making your sreggin work, ROLOLLMFAO
USE SREGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#15 Jun 16, 2013
coalburnner wrote:
<quoted text>
This the greatest and funniest thing I have ever read.
Hail USE, this reggin will be crying for weeks now.
Making your sreggin work, ROLOLLMFAO
Thanks, SREGGIN never change, their puppets, you cam make them dance or pick cotton.
USE SREGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#17 Jun 16, 2013
DANCE, hog jowl, sing us a god ol work song.
USE SREGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#19 Jun 16, 2013
krackersmacker wrote:
lol! you skunkhonkies are lame and corny as fck! lmao! now slither your funky az back to your cave cavemonkey! baby dck ball licker! lol! fck you! and the sorry b^tch that had you! lol!
MY SREGGIN BITCHES ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM".

Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the fk up.

MY SREGGIN HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A REGGIN?

A SREGGIN skin is actually more or less transparent.

That brown color you can see is the sht your SREGGIN are full of. This is why some models of SREGGIN are sold as "The Shtskin".
Jux Suppose

Racine, WI

#21 Jun 17, 2013
krackersmacker wrote:
lol! another pissed off skunkhonkey! I so love it! you don't have any color, you're pale and pasty! you lay out in the sun baling and getting skin cancer trying to be black, you're children even want to be black! you wish you had a blackmans big dck instead of that little tiny monkey dck you've got to use a microscope and tweezers to hold! LMAO! You're a worthless european piece of sht who's time is up! lol! you know your history devil and who you are! lol!
As I said before, we are not pi$$ed off, I keep "baiting" you into posting (sign of a real stupid person) and we sit back and laugh at your rantings. So, that being said I suppose you should move up to the top of the list if stupid idiots.

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