Thugvon Martin ERUPTS from his GRAVE - He's a ZOMBIE!
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#1 Jul 23, 2013
23 July 2013 (Reuters)
Police have now surrounded the graveyard where Thugvon Martin, deceased criminal, was interred, after receiving reports that a revolting, rotting zombie matching his description was observed blundering about.
Dr. Zachary Smith, the assistant coroner conducting an investigation to counter claims that Thugvon was the son of some sort of god, explained, "We dug him up from his cardboard tomb to stop rumors that Thugvon would resurrect, which now seems to be inaccurate, considering that he has in fact resurrected, as a zombie, which in no way implies that he's Jesus or anything."
This reporter concurs completely; the Thugvon zombie should be considered extremely dangerous, and it is theorized that he may be attempting to hunt for the brains of George Zimmerman.
Updates will follow as more news comes in on this unfolding situation.
#2 Jul 23, 2013
and mammy said when we find him she will let everyone look at him....IF they will make a donation to her weave fund...and diddy needs a new suit and coon skin hat.
#3 Jul 23, 2013
........ REUTERS EVENING UPDATE ..........
23 July 2013
Police have now advised that the zombie Thugvon Martin has left the graveyard, despite an intensive search for the animated rotting cadaver.
An unnamed clerk from a nearby 7-11 stated that Thugvon's rotting carcass burst through the rear entrance at approximately 5:15 PM EDT, grabbed a pack of Skittles and a can of Arizona Iced Tea, afterward walking right through a glass entrance door - to the horror of patrons standing at the counter.
"Thugvon doesn't look too good, and he smells like hell," the clerk said to this reporter.
Apparently the zombie is retracing its actions when alive; since the 7-11 incident, there have been several reports of robberies and break ins, all preceded by the nauseating stench of rotting flesh.
"It was Thugvon all right, he stole my jewelry, just like he did before," said Mary Ward of Sanford, shaking her head and pointing to a broken sliding glass door leading into her apartment.
Police were gathering evidence from the broken door, taking swabs of green goo which may have come from the carcass of Thugvon.
"Why we're bothering to do this, I'll never know," said Officer Frank Murphy, adding, "I don't know if zombies even have DNA."
More updates will be added as the situation unfolds.
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