Pair arrested after alleged break-in at Vallejo Wonder Hostess Thri...

Police say two men allegedly burglarizing the Sonoma Boulevard Wonder Hostess Thrift Shop made off with less than $20 early Thursday before being arrested by police.

[john]

twinkie syndrome strikes Vallejo!

[Ned Kelly]

I sure hope that tasing hurt like h.e.l.l. Again, take these two out to a field. Do some simple math; rope, tree, repeat...

[CJP]

They will use the "Hostess Twinky defense".

[Clarke Johnston]

Good work, VPD. Hopefully some community service would be part of any sentencing.

[worn out]

Two more candidates for this year's Darwin award.
Robbing a twinkie store? Lot of brain power required for that. These guys seem to have room temp. I.Q.'s.

[Samuel Kurshan]

I once got accused of robbing a cheetos factory. But I didn't do it.

[Helen]

Trying to get that beer and dope money! Was Mayor Davis(D) notified by a 3:00AM phone call?

[Helen]

CJP wrote:

They will use the "Hostess Twinky defense".

Sorry, Dan White had that copyrighted! No bodies involved with this one. Pass the twinkies please!

[The black sheep]

worlds top dumb criminals,your going to jail (possibly prison)for less then $20,IM speechless,I bet the VPD had some good laughs after tasing your silly as* you should get life without parole for being an dumb as* o yeah, you could have stolen my recycle if you needed $20

[GEE]

Men in black @ 2:30 a.m. "trying to kick in the door of a day-old-bread store" and their haul was $20? What do you think, doofus duo, they leave the days proceeds in the register?

So they actually did get inside and were not only "trying" to kick in the entry door. The statement that they allegedly burgled the store is kind of misleading. The $20 were not taped to the door they were trying to kick in, I think!
Ooh, I am soo confused!

[PHD post hole digger]

Clarence Thompson III? Wasn't he "Link" on the Mod Squad?

[Native Vallejoan]

Risking incarceration for a stale cupcake / twinkie!! These "boys" are definately on their way up (the river). I bet thay momma be proud!

[jadedfuzz]

Wow all for $20! Is that the same Clarence Thomas III? Just wondering!

[Dope]

These Ding-Dongs shouldn't have to shoulder all the blame for the attempted Twinky heist after all they were proabably raised by H0-H0s.

[c__un__-t]

H_(0)-(H)o_s

[Slightly Dusty]

Hey, when you get a sugar jones at 3 am, what can ya do?!?

Mmmmmm. Zingers. Beats Twinkies any day.

[Shalley]

Twinkie ingredients: What's really inside

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[CHRISSY]

Slightly Dusty wrote:

Hey, when you get a sugar jones at 3 am, what can ya do?!?
Mmmmmm. Zingers. Beats Twinkies any day.

IM MORE OF A SUZY Q OR CINAMMON STREUSEL KIND OF GAL....LOL

[Concerned]

That's what I call having the ultimate munchie attack

[calitina]

PHD post hole digger wrote:

Clarence Thompson III? Wasn't he "Link" on the Mod Squad?

LMAO!!! Actually everything about this story is funny stupid.